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The Twelve Days of Dr. Who Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

My very own TARDIS key!

On the second day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the third day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Five jelly babies!

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Six Keys to Time:

Five jelly babies!

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Seven striped scarves, six Keys to Time:

Five jelly babies!

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Eight pairs of trainers, seven striped scarves, six Keys to Time:

Five jelly babies!

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Nine leather jackets, eight pairs of trainers, seven striped scarves, six Keys to Time:

Five jelly babies!

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Ten sonic screwdrivers, nine leather jackets, eight pairs of trainers, seven striped scarves, six Keys to Time:

Five jelly babies!

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Eleven kitten pins, ten sonic screwdrivers, nine leather jackets, eight pairs of trainers, seven striped scarves, six Keys to Time:

Five jelly babies!

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me:

Twelve sprigs of celery, eleven kitten pins, ten sonic screwdrivers, nine leather jackets, eight pairs of trainers, seven striped scarves, six Keys to Time:

Five jelly babies!

Four velvet coats, three umbrellas, two Duncan yo-yos, and my very own TARDIS key!