Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, but if I did Yuki and Tohru would have been dating since the third book!
Chapter 9
"Gosh you three are idiots." Uo stated as she flopped onto the couch.
"Uo-chan try to be nicer to them." Tohru begged.
"Fine. You three are lucky." Uo whispered the last part.
"I'm hungry." Hana said.
"Of course you are! It's lunchtime! I will get started on it right away!" Tohru smiled as she bounced off towards the kitchen.
"No. The men will make lunch. Tohru get over here and watch the movie with us." Uo stopped Tohru in her tracks.
"WHAT!" Kyo yelled as he stood up.
"You heard me, you three will make lunch." Uo sneered.
"Make us." Kyo said.
"I will. Have you ever been shocked by my waves? It's very unpleasant." Hana said lifting her eyes up to the three startled boys/men.
"We would LOVE to make lunch! Come on Yuki, Kyo." Shigure put on a fake smile as he ushered Yuki and Kyo into the kitchen.
"You know that Shigure is pretty smart." Uo said happily.
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CRASH!
"ARG! Those twits will pay!" Ms. Ramtos screamed as she threw a chair at the wall.
CRASH!
"I did not work out a perfect plan just to have them taken away!"
CRASH!
"I will figure something out!"
CRASH!
RING RING RING
"Hello?"
-Pause-
"Really? I'm sorry to hear that."
-Pause-
"Of course! I would love the job! Thank you. Yes, see you Monday."
CLICK
"Things are finally going my way." Ms. Ramtos snarled.
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"Lunch is ready." Yuki said as he walked into the living room.
"Just be warned that the food will either be a) burned, b) poisoned, or c) yucky. We are not very good at cooking." Shigure's sing song voice called out.
"Really? Then why risk our health? Call Take Out." Uo stated at the news.
"WHAT! You are really starting to get on my --- nerves!" Kyo yelled as he walked into the living room.
"Who cares about your nerves? Call Take Out." Uo yelled back as she stood up.
"Of course! What a wonderful idea! I will do it right away!" Shigure said as he leapt in between them with the phone.
"That's a good dog." Hana said still focused on the t.v.
"How did you know?" Shigure asked wide-eyed.
"Tohru told me." Hana said.
Yuki was now standing by Tohru who was smiling. Yuki loosely wrapped an arm around her waist causing her to look up at him. Yuki opened his mouth to say something but just then the ground began to shake.
"NO!" Kyo yelled as he jumped up and began to run in the opposite direction. "Don't tell her where I am!"
"KYO! MY LOVE I'M HERE FOR YOU!" A brown haired girl who looked younger ran into the house.
"Hi Kagura!" Tohru greeted her.
"TOHRU! WHERE IS KYO?" Kagura asked. Tohru just looked at her trying to figure out if she should tell her.
"Yo missy. He went through the kitchen to the back door." Uo stated as she turned her attention back to the movie.
"Thank you!" Kagura yelled as she ran out after him.
"She seems nice." Uo said as she watched her leave.
"KYO!"
"KAGURA GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME, WHEN I LOVE YOU?"
"AHHH!"
"What was that?" Uo asked as she sat up after a bang.
"Kagura expresses her feelings by beating Kyo up." Yuki stated bored as he turned back to Tohru and started talking to her.
"Really? I will be right back." Uo said as she stood up.
"ALL RIGHT! YOU GO GIRL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE ---! GET THIS MAD WOMEN AWAY FROM ME!"
"KYO? WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"
"YOU DID."
"WHAT? I COULD NEVER DO THIS TO MY LOVE!"
Kagura and Uo came back into the living room closing the door behind them.
"Don't go out there." Uo said as she sat down.
"What do you mean 'out there'?" Shigure asked as he opened the door and peered at what was there. "MY HOUSE! MUST YOU ALL WAYS DESTROY MY HOUSE?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yuki, Tohru, Uo, and Kagura laughed at Shigure's shocked face.
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What job did Ms. Ramtos get? What happened to Shigure's house? I guess you have to wait till the next chapter to find out! ; )
star-shimmered-dragon- That's good news! Thank you!
dolphin77- I guess you could say it is 'just begining'. YEAH MY STORY IS IN SOMEONE'S FAVORITES LIST!