I don't own Gundam Seed/Destiny...
This is a drabble that came to me from watching too much tv and listening to my friend's rants...Slight LxA...There will be some OOC and flames will not be allowed but constructive criticism are welcomed…
Why children should never ask Athrun Zala questions…He gives them bad answers…
His Answers…
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"Daddy…" A purple haired girl walked in her father's office. She searched for a nary haired man. Her blue eyes quickly spotted him; she walked over to him and called out to him again, "Daddy…"
Athrun was typing away on his laptop, ignoring the world around only focusing on his work but that changed as he felt a tug on his sleeve. He heard a voice, "Daddy…" Athrun didn't stop typing but he answered to the girl.
"Yes."
Tifa looked up at her father, holding her pink stuffed bunny rabbit closer. "I have a question….Who is Santa Claus?"
Athrun who was still typing answered his daughter with another question, "Do you want to know the real story or the fake one?"
'There are two stories?'
"I want to hear the real one." She answered, her father still typed away on the keyboard but answered.
"Santa Claus, he is an over weight in other words a fat old man who somehow lives in the North Pole. He is lazy old man, who has small little children known as elves working for him. He is very cheap not paying the workers anything or doing any of the work. The elves work making toys and nuclear weapons for spoiled little children and terrorists. On one night every year Santa and his experimented deers known as reindeers go around the world breaking into people's houses and leave little toys which some how harm little children."
Tifa stared wide eyed open at her father. Her mouth was open in shock and horror at her father's words. But Athrun wasn't done yet…
"Santa Claus also works with the rest of the holiday idiots. The Easter bunny, that leaves bombs instead of eggs. The New Years baby who cries bring chaos to all around him. The famous love Cupid that ruin people's love life on Valentines Day for his own entertainment. Frosty the snowman, that brings frost bites and diseases to the little children that bring him to life. And of course there are more, but they all team up making it the most memorable times of the year."
Athrun stopped his typing and looked down at his little daughter, who was at the edge of crying. Athrun was going to say another word but the young girl ran out of the room yelling about the horror of the holiday season. Athrun went back to work, but suddenly something hit him. His words came back to him and echoed in his mind.
'I don't think those were the right words to say to a five year old…'
Lacus who was in the kitchen preparing for dinner almost fell down as someone hugged her legs. Lacus looked down at the small little one, who was crying. She kneed down facing her daughter wiping away the tears.
"Sweetie, what's wrong?" Lacus asked in her motherly tone.
The purple headed girl didn't answer, but continued crying. Then she finally spoke, "Daddy said that Santa is an old cheap lazy man that hurts little children…"
Lacus' blue eyes widen, she was peaceful woman but this… "ATHRUN ZALA!"
Athrun is in big trouble…
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