Married to My Brother's Fiancé

Genre: Romantic Comedy
Rating: Teens
Pairing: Hao-Anna-Yoh, Manta-Tamao
Summary: A class project binds Hao and Anna together as a married couple. Hao see this a providence from heaven while Anna prays that can live through it all, and Yoh's stuck as Ren's wife?
Author's Note: I'm happy to see most of you found the story funny. Hopefully it'll continue to be so. Another character appears in this chapter. Enjoy!
Author's Note 2: I had uploaded this chapter yesterday but it was to another story of mine. Stupid me. NOW it's uploaded to the right story.

Chapter 2: Exposed

"Come on, Anna. Be reasonable, please?" The desperate boy pleaded. "I understand you're angry."

"That's an extreme understatement." The blonde deadpanned. "You saw ev-er-y-thing." She enunciated the last word slowly for dramatic effect. "I'm scarred for life."

"I didn't see everything," Hao imitated Anna on the last word. "Just a very nice view of your backside," He added quickly. The last thing he heard before a flash of blinding light caused by the impact of Anna's legendary hand across his face was a disapproving groan from his twin brother. The front door swung open then revealing a pink haired girl with a smile that slowly turned upside down as if it couldn't fight the pull of gravity any longer.

"Am I…interrupting something?" Her sweet voice asked as she stared nervously at the bizarre scene. Anna stood with left hand still twitching towering over the older twin, who seemed to be unconscious at the moment. Hao's hands were tied together behind his back by a familiar scarlet bandana. A handprint, which Tamao could only assume to belong to Anna, was slowly changing from pale pink to crimson red on his left cheek. And Yoh stood near the scene looking as helpless as ever.

"Tamao, you're just in time to make breakfast." Anna said in her usual monotone without letting her eyes leave the heap of body on the floor before her.

"Huh, but…" The poor girl was still confused looking from the unmoved body to Yoh and to Anna who was still wrapped in a towel with another layer of her yukata over it hiding her figure. Her chest pushed forward and back steadily as she slowly calmed down.

"We can't start the first day of school on an empty stomach. Yoh, help Tamao with breakfast while I get dress for school."

"But, Ann…" Yoh couldn't bring himself to finish the sentence. The look in Anna's eyes told him not to question her. He took a step back leaving Anna satisfied enough to return to her room and get into some proper clothing.

After hearing the slam of his fiancé's bedroom door, Yoh stepped closer to Hao and shook his head. He knew perfectly well Hao was still very much conscious, he was just smart enough to play dead while Anna was still there.

"You know Hao, if you would just behave around Anna, you wouldn't be in this mess."

"You know Yoh, if you would just shut up, I would be very grateful." The longer haired brunette muttered.

Hao wasn't sure how much time had past since Anna disappeared into her room. Since then, he got up in a sitting position, but hasn't moved from the spot on the floor.

She really is terrifying.

The aroma of breakfast cooking was so inviting but given what had transpired this morning, Hao can kiss breakfast goodbye. "Anna really knew how to hurt a guy," He said lowly to himself. "…in more ways than one," he added after his stomach growled loudly. He his realized he never did got to eating dinner the night before. Any guy would have other things in mind other than food if they were on a date with the always willing Mari.

His cheek still stung. "Damn, she must be really mad. Hurts more than the time I…" he paused to figure out the best way to finish the sentence. "…accidentally grope her." A smile suddenly crept its way to his face as he thought back on the treasured memory.

It was a year ago when they first moved into their current home. Funbari Private Academy was the best in the country so their parents thought it would be best if they attended school there. But since the family company was in Tokyo, the trio had to live on their own in the enormous mansion.

It was a Saturday night, nice, quiet and peacefully relaxing. Yoh was out buying groceries, being that it was his turn that week. Anna set up the schedule for their chores which included everything from shopping for groceries, to cooking, to doing dishes, to sweeping, mopping, mowing the lawn… all that good stuff. The twins did discuss with each other once about how come it was never Anna's turn to do the chores be they decided against bringing that discussion up with her in favor of their own well being.

Hao was enjoying a cool, refreshing shower when not only did light suddenly went out but the water also. He heard a high pitch scream which he knew immediately to belong to Anna. Without another thought, he fumbled around blindly for the doorknob and began calling out for her.

"Anna, are you ok?" He was running now, hoping he was heading somewhere near her.

"I can't see, there's soap in my eyes," she cried back. Apparently she was also enjoying a shower. She did sound closer to him to his relief.

"Keep talking, so I can find you," he yelled.

"I'm over here."

"I'm almost there."

"Where are you?"

"I'm her…" he stopped in mid sentence as he collided with an equally wet, slippery body and fell back on the floor. He heard a groan from somewhere to his right and starting reached out his hand towards the sound. "Anna, are you ok?" No answer. "Anna?" Hao started to get worried. He did knock into her pretty hard and if he was hurting this badly, Anna, whose body was nearly half his size must be feeling double the pain. He got on his knees and beginning feeling blindly on the floor for her body. His heart leapt when he finally got something. He was assumed it was her ankle.

"Hey Anna, you alright? Damn she might have hit her head on something and went unconscious." Hao got upright on his knees again and braced himself as he prepared to carry her. With one swoop, he bent down, worked one of his arm under her neck and the other right under her knees. It wasn't until Hao was fully on his feet that he realized just how completely bare both of them were. Wet skin brushing against wet skin. His heart began beating at an irregular pace. He stood there unmoved for God knows how long. Forbidden images of him and a certain blonde floated around his head.

"Argh…" the body in his arms moved.

"Oh shit!" The alarm in his head went off.

"Huh? Where am I? Ah, why does my eyes sting? Oh, my head." Anna was slowly coming back. "What happened to the light? Who the hell's holding me?" Hao knew to keep her mouth shut. Her body wriggled until she was back on her feet, but she staggered a bit so he held on to her so she could steady herself. They stood there for a moment, Hao with his arms around Anna, and she with her head pressed to his chest, his heart beating a fast rhythm against her ears.

"Ok, if I just keep my mouth shut, she won't know it's me and I can live to see the light of day," Hao thought to himself. He tried to come up with a plan as to how to get away from Anna before the light should come back on but nothing good came to mind. He finally decided on just leaving the scene right then and there. With a sudden jerk of his body, he freed himself of their embrace, though Hao wasn't prepared for just how disappointed he was as soon as their bodies parted.

"What the hell?" He heard her gasped in surprise at his unexpected action.

"Ok, gotta get outta here, gotta get outta here…" the long haired brunette repeated mentally to himself as he made for the other direction. Of course the light had to come up at that very moment. Hao groaned as he prepared himself for the pain.

"Erm…" Yoh just got home.

Doesn't get any better than this.

"Mother fuc…" Anna finally realized what just happened. Hao couldn't bring himself to turn around to face her, tempting as it may be. "Asakura Hao, tonight you… die!" the blonde screech at the top of her lungs. Hao didn't know what exactly hit him afterwards, he just knew he couldn't remember anything past hearing the word 'die'. The next day he woke up with a nice size lump on the back of his head.

"Oh typical Anna." Hao mused to himself. "Ah speak of the devil." He looked up to just in time to see her ascending the stairs in her deliciously short and form fitting school uniform. As she made her way across the room, completely oblivious to Hao at her own will, he couldn't help the smile on his face broadening. Anna truly was something else. She was the first and only girl to refuse him. His charismatic charm had no affect on her whatsoever. Maybe that's what attracted him to her the most. It was her ability to resist him. No, who was he kidding. Anna met more to him than a mere challenge. She was smart, beautiful, brave, courageous, wonderful and oh so very damn sexy. Those and a combination of other great qualities have made her the most desirable girl to him. But then again, Yoh was also in the picture. Hao sighed.

"Dear sweet, wonderful, stupid Yoh. If only my idiot brother would realize just how great he has it." He thought to himself bitterly. He wanted Anna, there was no way to deny it. But Yoh was important to him too. Strange as it may seem, he loved his younger half. As Anna drew near, Hao began to straighten himself up. His lips began to pout and his eyes started glazing over. Anna walked past the pathetic scene unyielding. Hao's shoulder slumped as she disappeared into the kitchen.

"Breakfast looks great." He heard Anna complimented Tamao. She always was a great cook. Hao's stomach growled then reminding him just how much he missed her cooking.

"Thank you," Tamao's timid reply could barely be heard. Hao could imagine the pink haired girl as she said those words, her head down and her cheek blushing pink. It really was a shame that she had to be so shy. Hao always thought she was especially cute.

"Here Yoh, eat this." He heard Anna again. Hao made an annoyed sound as he silently mocked Anna.

"Here Yoh, eat this. Evil witch..." His stomach growled again.

"Argh… Anna, I'll get you yet."

Author's Ending Note: Poor Hao didn't get feed this morning. Welcome Tamao to the story! Tell me what you think.