"Oh my god, its hideous!"

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"My eyes, my eyes," Harper said with his eyes half closed in pain.

"Who ever made that coat should be dragged out and shot, eh?"

"And I thought Harper's tops were bad."

The object of their attention was none other then the 6th doctor's old over coat. The one with the horrible patches, stripes, polka dots, zig-zags, the whole shebang.

"Hey Tyr, next time we come up on another person bent on destroying us, just show them that. They'll run away with their tails between their legs."

"I believe you might be right in that assumption boy." Tyr said, wincing again.

"Well, enough with the horror show, lets keep going, eh?" Paris suggested.

"Definitely. I couldn't agree with you more," Harper replied as he started up again and turned left down a corrider.

After a long while of checking each room that they came to and finding only dust covers, it was a pleasent surprise when they opened the door to one of the rooms and reveal a garden with a pond in the backround. Harper looked up and saw a beautiful veiw of the sky. There were birds chirping and flying around. There was a gentle breeze, and he could feel the sun's heat on his skin. "Wow, this ship must be huge to hold all this," Harper said amazed.

"It's probably just a sophisticated computer program, simulating the look and feel of a garden on Earth." Harper was about to respone just as the Doctor's voice came over a hidden intercom.

"Okay, I do believe I have it fixed, so come back to the control room when you're ready to leave."

Both Harper and Parisindy looked content, so Tyr took it upon himsself to get them back to the control room. He grabbed Harper by the scruff of his t-shirt and dragged him out the door. A few moment's later he walked back in without Harper and glared at Paris. "Out." Paris just stuck her tongue out at him, then finally relented and left the room, Tyr close behind.

(Back in the Control Room)

"Ah, I'm glad to see that you didn't get lost. Now, I have it set so that you will all return back to your own seperate universes, unforunately you'll have to stop at one universe first. Let me tell you, this is the most horrible universe that you can go to.You will be scarred for life emontionaly. Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Dude, it can't be all that bad? What is it? Daleks? Borg? Britney Spears?" Paris shuddered at the mention of the last name.

"Worse, its D-" The doctor was interupted as Harper leaned back on the switch and both Harper, Tyr and Parisindy disappeared into thin air. "Oh no." The doctor said worriedly. "They're doomed."

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"Mhuftffgh"

"Paris, where are you?" Harper called trying to sit up.

"MHUFGTFE!"

"What? Oh, oops, sorry." Harper stood up off of Paris.

"Where the heck are we?" Paris asked. "It looks like a cartoon jungle, eh?"

"It doesn't smell like a jungle, it smells like paper." Tyr said looking around carefully. Somthing caught his attention, and soon he, Harper, and Paris were jogging through the cardboard trees and paper grass.

"Good Job everyone! Now we have to help Boots across the river! Everyone say swim! Can you say swim? Swim! Swim! Swim!"

"Oh no," Paris stopped, "We have to get away! Or we'll be doomed to listen to this until we get out of this universe!" She tugged on Harper's arm and they started to leave just as Dora made her way over to them.

"What's this Boots? Some new friends! Do you want to play with us?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Paris yelled and started to run as fast as she could away from her.

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Paris found herself running straight to her car. (thump) "Ow." She looked around, everything seemed okay. No evil Dora walking around asking innane questions. "Whew, to bad though. I didn't get to say good-bye to Harper and Tyr. Maybe it was just a dream. Hmmm..." Paris unlocked her car and got in. She looked over at the passengers side and saw her 24-pack of soda. Paris reached in a pulled out a soda and opened it absent mindedly. As she started the car, she looked down at it. Paris couldn't believe her eyes when she saw a Sparky-Cola.

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I know it was short, and I'm sorry :(

But I've been busy working on three different crossover stories. Two of which haven't been released yet, and one is being tested out. I hope you enjoyed this short fic, I know I had fun writing it :D