Just in case people get confused:
"Normal talking"
"Telepathic conversations"
'Thoughts'
"You want me to give you advice on relationships?"
Hiei scowled. Bad bad idea. The fox is looking both surprised and amused at him at the same time. "Hn"
Kurama sighed and sat on his bed, looking at the fire apparition on his windowsill. Teaching a demon how to date, especially one like Hiei, can range from just a few days to forever. With Hiei, he votes for the latter.
"Let's see…You must of course, be the one who ask her out on a date."
"Why?"
"It's just always the guy who ask okay!" Kurama then quickly added when he saw Hiei opened his mouth to ask another question. "Don't ask me why again! I don't know! It's just this way."
"Hn. What do people do on dates" Hiei frowned as he pronounced the unfamiliar word.
"Um, couples spend quality time together. They do what they like to do together." Kurama muttered slowly, rubbing his temple. He then turned to glare at Hiei. "That, does not includes going around slaying humans you don't like. No setting anything on fire either."
Hiei smirked at the fox. He never thought of that, now that it is brought up, it might prove an interesting idea. His smirk only earned him another glare from Kurama.
"I mean it, Hiei." Kurama said still glaring at Hiei. "When are you going to ask Kira?"
"Who said I was asking that onna."
"It doesn't need to be said."
"Hn"
"Well?"
"I don't know." Hiei admitted, turning around to look out of the window. "How do I ask?"
Kurama blinked. Well, how would he know? It's not like he's an expert on this sort of things.
'I could ask Yoko…' Kurama mused then winced. 'Although the only advice I can think of Yoko giving is jump straight into bed with the girl.'
"Fox!"
"Huh? Sorry Hiei, I must have spaced out. To answer your question, I'm not sure either." Kurama paused, Hiei is not gonna like his next sentence.
"You could ask Yusuke, after all, despite his denials, it's obvious he's in a sort of relationship with Keiko."
"I'm not asking a ningen!"
"Technically, he's not exactly a human…"
"Hn!"
"Just ask him okay?"
"Hn"
"I'll take that as a yes" Kurama muttered then rubbed his temples. Sighing in relief when Hiei flitted off in the direction of the detective.
"Hahahaha- you want me to advise you on relationship?" Yusuke gasped from his laughing fit to stutter out that sentence. Looking at Hiei no-nonsense face, he started another round of laughing is ass off.
Hiei waited calmly for the detective to stop laughing. When this whole deal is over, Kurama and Yusuke will be on the top of his to-kill list.
"Ok, ok" Yusuke calmed himself. He continued drinking his soda while thinking Hiei's problem over.
"Hm…What should one do if someone is constantly on his mind"
Hiei grinned sadistically and unsheathed his katana halfway. "Get rid of her."
Yusuke spat his soda out at Hiei and smacked him on the head. "You can't kill a person because she loves you, you idiot!"
Hiei scowled at Yusuke and wiped the soda off his face in distaste. This is going nowhere…
"Look Hiei, just ask her out on a date first and see how things go okay?" Yusuke sighed and continued. "Meanwhile, I'll try to see whether I can think up of anything else."
"Hn…"
"He is being such a jerk!" Kira whined as she buried her face in her couch. She had invited Keiko, Yukina, Botan and Shizuru over. Hey, a girl needs female only companions occasionally.
"What's new?"
Kira scowled at Shizuru. "Thanks for the advice". She turned to Keiko sitting at her table drinking a glass of milk. "How do you get Yusuke to do anything?"
Keiko grinned at her. "I don't think you should follow the relationship between Yusuke and me" Keiko's eyebrows furrowed slightly as she tries to think of advice for Kira.
"Okay, have anyone ever admit they like you? Hiei not included, although I don't think he will admit it."
"Yup, a very annoying water demon. When I was young and my father was still around…so that was in makai."
"Er…ok…Then what did you do about it?"
"I blew him up!" Kira grinned happily and shot her claws out.
Keiko spat her milk out at Kira and smacked her on the head. "You can't kill a person because he loves you, you idiot!"
"Yah but, he was annoyingggg!" Kira whined and rubbed her head. Ouch…Keiko's slaps hurts like hell. No wonder Yusuke was always trying to avoid them.
"That's not a good enough reason" Keiko glared at Kira, also glaring at Shizuru who has started laughing slightly.
"Kira! No wonder I had to take that little boy who was crying when he died, because the girl he likes doesn't like him. Not to mention she blew him up. It was you! He cried all the way to spirit world!" Botan glared at the vertically challenged wolf demon.
"I didn't mean it" Kira grumbled, feeling slightly guilty. "Look, let's get back on track. How do I get Hiei to loosen up?"
"You should just let nature take it's course Kira-chan" Yukina offered her opinion softly.
"I guess, but waiting for him…is like waiting for…I don't know. It will take forever…"
Kira gasped for air as she sat down heavily against a tree. It was Thursday morning, she has been training since dawn and it's almost time for school to start. Reaching up, she brushed a stray strand of hair away and glanced at the figure across her.
"You're going easy on me again."
"Hn"
"Damn it. How am I suppose to get stronger if you keep going easy on me!"
Her only response was a smirk. Hiei then closed his eyes smugly and relaxed against the tree opposite Kira.
Sighing, Kira closed her eyes as well and leaned against the thick trunk of a tree. She smiled slightly in contentment. It's so peaceful here. So relaxing. Far from civilization. It feels so right, to be here. Alone with Hiei.
Kira smacked her head with her hand without opening her eyes. Bad thoughts. One eye peeped slightly open when she heard someone snickering. Kira yelped and shot up when she found those crimson orbs right in front of her. She scooted several feet from Hiei and glared at him.
"Damn, you trying to give me a heart attack!"
Hiei lifted one eyebrow at her before assuming the position she was previously in. "You can't have a heart attack onna. Demons don't have a heartbeat."
"Shut up"
"Hn" Hiei smirked at her before quickly sobering up. Damn, how the hell was he suppose to ask her?
"Onna"
"Hm?" Kira muttered lazily as she lay down halfway on the ground.
"Wanttogooutwithme?"
Kira shot up and blinked. She stuck one finger into her ear briefly before replying. "Sorry, could you repeat that?"
Hiei rolled his eyes, keeping up with the bored façade even though he wants to fidget like an idiot right there and then. "I said, want to go out with me? Friday, eight?"
Tilting her head sideways, Kira stared at Hiei. "Who are you? What have you done to Hiei?"
"Never mind" Hiei resisted the urge to lose his temper and destroy everything around him. Standing up, he prepared to leave, heart heavy with disappointment.
Before he could even take a step, he felt a weight on his back and automatically held on to Kira's legs.
"Of course I do silly… See ya!"
Smiling slightly, he briefly placed his hand on his cheek, where Kira's lips has been a second ago. He then went after Kira as she ran back home.
Stoic expression back, Hiei stared through her window, even though the curtains were drawn and he could only see her silhouette. Allowing a smile to creep through his features a second time, he relaxed against the tree he was in. A second later, the smile was replaced by a scowl as he caught sight of a little boy staring warily up at him.
"What are you looking at!" Hiei scowled heavily at the boy before flitting off. Baka ningens.
Kira smiled slightly at the sight of the black figure blurring off. Guess it didn't take forever after all…
"Jaganshi"
"Hn"
"Kuwabara"
Silence.
Katashi glanced up from the attendance list. Where did that boy go? He turned to give Yusuke a questioning look.
"What?" Yusuke snapped rudely at him. "Don't look at me, how would I know?"
Kira glared at the teacher as he switched his look to her. "You ain't getting no answers from me."
Katashi sighed, then continued.
"Lorien"
"I ain't here"
"…right. Machiko"
Kira rested her head on her table as he continued marking attendance. She has no idea where Kuwabara went. She highly doubts Yusuke knows either. Kuwabara has been disappearing randomly and making up lame excuses when questioned.
Kira sighed then shifted so she's staring straight ahead. At the head of someone with very spiky hair.
"What are you staring at onna""Gee, I didn't know it's an offence to look ahead"
"Hn"
Kira rolled her eyes and shut them. Time to sleep…
"Lorien!"
"What!"
"Come up here and do the question on the board"
"Whatever"
Kira strolled up to the board, taking her own sweet time. Snatching the marker from the teacher, she proceed to scribble furiously at the board.
Katashi settled at the teacher's desk and started going through a few papers, not paying attention to the girl grinning mischievously as she scribbled on the board.
Kira completed her last word and smiled with satisfaction as the bell rang, signaling the end of the class. She quickly grabbed her backpack and ran for it, students from the same class right behind her to avoid the incoming temper.
Katashi stared in disbelief at the board filled with all kinds of profanities in several different languages. The nerve of that girl!
"Kira Lorien!"
Kira burst into laughter together with Yusuke who was sitting across her. Keiko looking disapprovingly at Kira while Hiei looks somewhat amused.
"You really should stop being defiant towards Katashi-sensei Kira." Keiko muttered, smacking Yusuke who was beside her to make him stop laughing.
"It's not my fault that bastard likes picking on me" Kira replied indifferently then started picking at her lunch. She surveyed her lunch for a moment before her gaze landed on Hiei's. Abruptly, she switched their trays and started to happily dig in.
Hiei scowled at the girl. Nut case. Their lunch are exactly the same. Shrugging, he turned to stare aimlessly around while leaning against the wall conveniently behind the table they were sitting at.
"Dos anevone nowf ware Kuwbafa iz newae?" Yusuke mumbled through a mouthful of food. Translation: Does anyone know where Kuwabara is anyway?
"Nofe" Kira replied, understanding Yusuke perfectly. Reason? She is talking in the exact same language.
"Yusuke, Kira. Gross" Keiko muttered, then look up as a shadow fell over her. She ignored the girl behind her and pretended nothing happened.
Kira, however, wasn't so subtle.
"Hey! Move it bitch! You're blocking the sunlight!…On second thought, don't move, you make a good sunshade."
Valerie narrowed her eyes at the small girl yelling at her. Shrugging indifferently, she chose to ignore her and started wheedling to the guy sitting next to Kira.
"Come on, sit with us. Who wants to sit with this losers anyway?" Valerie laid a hand on the fire apparition's shoulders, smiling flirtatiously.
Kira muffled a snort of laughter and turned to Yusuke, matching mischievous grins on their faces.
"Bet she ends up with two broken limbs and a neck wound."
"Bet her 'pretty' face got marred and several bruises and wounds. Nothing broken."
"Loser be the winner's slave for a week."
"Deal"
Everyone watched as Hiei discreetly mauled the head cheerleader of the school. What it means by discreetly is no teachers saw it.
Lips curved into a smile. "I win."
A/N: Hey can anyone help me think of a better summary for this story? The more I see the summary the more I don't like it.
Thanks a lot to those who reviewed. I really appreciate it. It's just that I'm one damn lazy person that I didn't give individual review responses.
-Lene