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A/N: If this doesn't look, or sound like it'll work, just tell me… I'll delete this chapter and stop it here….

Chapter Two

Well Sir Integra wasn't the happiest person when Alucard returned with a limp, unconscious, and bleeding Seras. Not to mention that Alucard had managed to loose all of her tennis balls, and broken one of her rackets. In fact, Integra would have yelled enough to wake up the dead (no pun intended) but Alucard asked politely for her to remain quiet as to not awake young Seras.

Integra had sighed, she felt bad for Seras. All she had wanted to do was teach her Master a fun game. Of course, Alucard, the idiot he was, had turned that into something stupid and this had happened. She had ten enforced upon the fact that not only was he going to learn to play tennis correctly, but he was also going to learn to play one other sport: badminton.

Alucard had balked at that request. But he had no choice, as Sir Integra was his master. However much he wished he could hit her upside the head for such a request, he nodded, beginning to phase from the room.

"Oh, and Alucard?"

"Yes Master?"

" Take care of Seras. If this ever happens again…." She gave a menacing stare as Alucard grinned his grin.

" Yes, Master…"

Seras moaned uncomfortably. He stomach still hurt, and she was slowly beginning to remember why. The first thing she noticed, was that she wasn't at the tennis court, which was still where she expected to be. She then noticed that she wasn't in her coffin.

She was in Alucard's.

Her head shot up as she banged it painfully on the top of the coffin. She moaned again and rubbed her head. Damn, I'm a vampire and still I feel pain! Ow, ow ow ow ow…

The lid opened and she saw her master's face.

" Master?"

"Ah, young Seras has decided to wake up. Now didn't we just have oodles of fun playing tennis?"

Seras's face paled even more if that was possible. She eased herself out of the coffin around Alucard's body.

" I'm sorry master, but I don't exactly plan on repeating that incident.."

" Which one?" At that, Seras felt confused. She was talking about playing tennis with a really old vampire. That was all she remembered… what on Earth could he be talking about?

He stepped closer to her. As a response, she took another step back. That wasn't the best of ideas. The next second he rushed her towards the nearby wall. Seras was slammed against the wall, and although her stomach wound was almost healed, it still hurt and she winced as the breath was knocked out of her.

" Master? I…I d-don't know what y-y-your talking about…" She stammered helplessly as he cocked her head, staring her down with his bright crimson eyes. He smiled, and Seras grew even more nervous.

" Guess what Seras?"

" Master?"

" You aren't finished teaching me tennis."

"W…what!" She wasn't too happy. Her last experiment to try to teach him had ended up in three missing balls (one shot up, one that had broken someone's window far, far away, and one that had lodged itself in her stomach), and a painful stomach ache.

" And…. You now have to teach me badminton as well." He grinned again as she felt her knees give out under her.

TWO SPORTS! I HAVE TO TEACH HIM TWO SPORTS NOW! I think I need a nap… She then passed out, Alucard holding her, laughing maniacally. Perhaps this would indeed be fun, he mused to himself as he gently lowered her back into his own small coffin. He stared down at her almost lovingly and closed the lid slowly so as not to make any noise.

Yes… this would indeed be fun.

I made this short on purpose peoples! Don't bloody kill me! This is a connect chapter. Next time… they work on their tennis a bit, and perhaps Seras learns what on earth her master is talking about… the hard way that is::maniacal laughter: FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON, PART THREE OF "Tennis Anyone?"