Silver: Konnichwa, minna! o Hope you guys like the fic so far. Anyway, this is the second chapter of Bleach! Enjoy!

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Disclaimer: Bleach is not mine.

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In the shinigami restaurant, the four captains saw Shunsui there already. And it wasn't surprising to see him drunk. So they went to sit with him.

"Six cups of beer," Ichimaru called to the waitress.

Of course, one was for himself, one was for Ukitake, one was for Byakuya, one was for Toushiro, one was for Shunsui (another one) and…who was the last one for?

"Who's that last one for?" Toushiro asked Ichimaru suspiciously.

"Well, Shorty," Ichimaru said with a wide smirk. "Let's see how you handle two cups…if you can."

He then laughed. Toushiro sweat-dropped.

"Well, go ahead. If you can, that is." Ichimaru said tauntingly.

Toushiro glared at him before draining both his cups quickly. But just when he was about to finish…..

He began to spit out the substances and coughed.

"Ewwww…."

Ichimaru laughed wildly.

"You've…never drank before, Hitsu-chan?"

Toushiro glared. Isn't THAT obvious?

Byakuya sat quietly, watching the two without touching the alcohol himself. Shunsui then scooted closer to Ichimaru and patted his head, messing his hair up.

"Aaawww...kawaii lil' Ichi-chaaaaaan is sooo…kawaii!"

Ichimaru, on the other hand, wasn't as thrilled as he was.

"Quit it."

Shunsui kept at it, patting and patting his head. Toushiro watched in amusement. Ichimaru then slapped Shunsui's hand away.

"Aaaawww…" Shunsui whined. "Whazzuh matter, kawaii lil' Ichi-chan?"

Just then, Kira and Shuuhei rushed into the restaurant.

"Taichou!" Kira called his captain breathlessly.

"What is it, Kira?" Ichimaru asked, looking up at him.

"You MUST hide us!"

"What?"

"You see, Abarai-kun found out that we taped him cross dressing and showing it to everyone, and now, he found ou-!"

Kira was cut off by a raging Renji storming through the door.

"Kiraaaaaa…!" He growled menacingly.

Renji then turned to Toushiro and pointed furiously at him. "You…Kusogaki!"

"Me?" Toushiro asked innocently. "What did I ever do?"

"DON'T PLAY DUMB!"

Toushiro hid behind Byakuya, who stood up.

"Renji…?"

"Ah, Taichou!" Renji noticed his hair messed up with glue. "You see….uh…Hitsugaya put glue on my hair!"

He gave Toushiro a death glare.

"Did not!" Toushiro protested, still hiding behind Byakuya. "Well, I gave the glue to Ichimaru! He said he wanted to spike his hair like mine!"

Ichimaru pretended to gasp. "I would never want to do such a thing!"

"Ichimaru!" Toushiro called to Ichimaru in disbelief. "He's lying! He knows that I gave the glue to him!"

Ichimaru smiled. "Well, to tell you the truth, I gave it to Kira."

Everyone turned to Kira.

Ukitake suddenly asked, "Kira? Is that true?"

Shuuhei sniggered next to Kira.

Kira hesitated and said, "Well…uh…after Ichimaru-taichou gave me the glue…I um, kind of gave it to Renji…but I didn't know he would be silly enough to use it for his hair…!"

Everyone turned to Renji now. Renji's face reddened, until…

Kaien burst in the restaurant wearing shades.

"Ohayo, everyone!"

Everyone turned to Kaien, who took off his shades. "Eh, are you having a party? WOAH, Renji! What happened to your hair?"

Everyone was amazed to see Kaien. Kaien then spotted Ukitake and started running towards him. He then jumped into his arms.

"Ukitake-taichou!"

"Kaien, you're back! By the way, it's not the morning!"

"It isn't?" Kaien looked outside and it was the afternoon.

The taichou and fukutaichou then noticed everyone staring at them.

"Ah, Kaien," Ukitake said as he happily took out a video tape. "You wanna see Renji cross dressing?"

"Can I?"

Ukitake then noticed a very dark aura behind him.

Renji jumped for the tape, calling out, "Give me that!"

Byakuya then used the tip of his Zanpaku-to to poked it through Renji's shirt and said, "Renji, let's clean your hair up. I can't bear to see this."

So Byakuya left, dragging Renji behind him as everyone else stared.

"No, I wanna keep dwinkin'…." Shunsui muttered loudly.

Everyone sniggered and tried not to laugh.

"So…you think Abarai-kun is going to forget about this incident?" Kira asked.

"Not ever in a life time," Shuuhei replied.

"Hey Kira," Ichimaru said. "Join us in drinking! You too, Hisagi."

"Well, uh…" Kira stammered. "I…don't drink."

"C'mon, give it a try!"

And with that, Ichimaru dragged Kira and gave him a cup, his grin widened even more. In 10 seconds, Shuuhei drank 5 cups of alcohol and still wasn't drunk, unlike a certain someone wearing pink who can't even keep his eyes open while drinking. Kira, on the other hand, still hesitated on drinking but Ichimaru gave an order that he SHOULD drink, so he wasn't sure. After staring at the substance for a while, he brought it to his lips and drank it a little.

"Come on, Izuru! Live it up a lil!"

Shuuhei pushed Kira's cup and made him choke it down all at once. Kira coughed and glared at Shuuhei, who was smiling at him, somewhat mischievously. Toushiro shook his head and looked over to Ukitake and Kaien. (So sorry, I dunno what they're doing but all I can see is a small packet of glue, a videotape, and playing cards -)

A few seconds later, Byakuya and Renji came back. Fortunately, though no one knew how they've done it, but Renji's hair actually turned back to normal, with his hair tied to a ponytail and everything. And strangely…he was grinning widely (hmmm I wonder what they've been doing all this time).

"Renji, join us for beer!" Shuuhei called to him. "Izuru joined in too!"

Yeah, that's right, Kira gave up and just kept drinking (it's his seventh cup) and he's drunk. Renji shot a death glare at Shuuhei.

"Don't think I've forgotten-!"

He was cut off when Shuuhei stuck a large bottle of beer into his mouth.

"You must be thirsty! Come on, drink up, Renji!"

Minutes later (or seconds) Renji was drunk as hell. Shuuhei and Kira was so relieved that he forgot about it.

Byakuya was enjoying his peace until Ukitake handed him a cup. "Come on, Kuchiki-taichou. Join the fun. Everyone but you is drinking."

Byakuya refused the offer. Ukitake didn't give up.

"Come on, Kuchiki-taichou." he said. "Even the under-aged shinigami is drinking, and you're not even under-aged!"

"Yeah!" Kaien joined in. "Chill out, will you?"

Byakuya sighed to himself as he took the cup and drank it slowly. After he was done, Ukitake said, "Good. Now drink more."

--meanwhile…--

Toushiro kept staring at his cup before looking up to Ichimaru.

"I'd rather have a bottle of soda. I hate sake."

"All right," Ichimaru said with a glint of mischief in his eyes (that never open). He took one of the bottles on the table and gave it to Toushiro. Toushiro drank it a bit, but spit it out quickly.

"It's sake!" he cried out.

"Nani?" Ichimaru asked, trying to act innocent. "No, it's not."

He took the bottle from Toushiro's hand and stuck it in his mouth (like what Shuuhei did to Renji). Toushiro struggled, flapping his arms wildly in the air, forcing himself NOT to drink. Ichimaru didn't pull the bottle away. Toushiro then pushed the bottle and made Ichimaru drink it instead. After he finished it, he said, "Eeww, Hitsu-chan, an indirect kiss!" but was still smiling.

"Don't even think about it. You nearly suffocate me and you still think it's more of an indirect kiss?" Toushiro glared at Ichimaru.

But, just as always, Ichimaru grinned even more.

Anyways, back to Ukitake, Byakuya, and Kaien.

"Kuchiki-taichou, you should really need to drink more."

"Excuse me?" Byakuya asked as he set his cup down. "You said at first that I should drink, not that I should drink more, Ukitake."

Kaien laughed. "Lighten up, Kuchiki-taichou. Another cup won't hurt you. See? Even Hitsugaya-taichou is drinking."

He pointed towards Toushiro, who was constantly being forced to drink a large bottle of sake by Ichimaru.

"So?" Byakuya asked rather bluntly.

"Just have some fun," Ukitake said as he handed him a cup.

Byakuya took it and said, "Fine. But this is the last one."

All of a sudden, Renji put his arm around Byakuya, very drunk.

"Renji," Byakuya said. "Don't. Touch. Me."

"Huh?" Renji asked as he failed to give Byakuya a straight face. "Whateva ya say, Taichou. Ya da captin'."

Ukitake and Kaien watched the two in amusement.

Renji was about to remove his arm, until he accidentally fell onto Byakuya's chest instead. After that, he fell straight asleep.

Byakuya seem very surprised, but amazingly, didn't show it. (dunno how'd he done it) He pushed Renji away and turned back to Ukitake and Kaien. They kept staring at the two, watching the whole time.

"Yes?" Byakuya asked with a slight glare.

"I-iie," both Ukitake and Kaien answered at the same time.

Silver: So…..whatcha guy think? To Shunsui and Renji fans….sorry for messing them up. I was only planning to put them….a third OOC. ;;

Arigatou gozaimasu for reading! Please review! I would like to know what people think of this story.