"So, uh…what now?" Zim said, staring at Jamie.
"Let's make her a muffin! WEEEEEEHOO!" Gir screeched.
"No, Gir, no muffins. Hmm…I am still not completely sure what Dib stink's little organization is capable of…maybe I should make a clone of Jamie…er, no…well I dunno." Zim said.
"I WANNA MAKE MUFFINS! WAAAAAA! LET THE MUFFINS GO! WAAAAA!" Gir screamed running up a wall and falling back down on a rubber piggy.
"Aaargh! Fine! Just leave and…make your muffins…" Zim said, dragging Jamie into his lab. "Computer?" Zim shouted to his Computer.
"What is it now, Zim?" The computer said.
"Make sure this girl does not escape. Keep her in a cage like…thingie. I'll be right back." Zim said as he plopped Jamie down on the floor and left. Just then, Jamie woke up and sat up.
"Huh? What? Where? Who? Muffin?" Jamie said, half asleep.
"Oh…your awake…oh, yeah." The computer said. Then, a giant cage dropped on Jamie.
"Huh? Who said that? Hey, a cage." Jamie said. "Lemme out! Show yourself!
"Uh…I can't. Im a computer…I am the lab." The computer said.
"Wow…I really am in an alien's lab! Wait, I'm trapped in an alien's lab…hmm. What would Mom do at a time like this? Oh, yeah." Jamie said. Then, Jamie pushed a button on her watch, and the cage exploded. "I knew that that would come in handy someday!" Jamie said.
"Hey! You can't do that!" the computer said.
"Who's gonna stop me?" Jamie said.
"Uh, I don't know." The computer said.
"Boy, Zim must be pretty stupid to have programmed a computer like that." Jamie said.
"That's not nice!" the computer said
"I gotta get out of here…" Jamie said, running to the elevator. She started to push buttons and bang on the elevator doors.
"It won't open!" Jamie said. "Maybe there's some other button I have to push." Jamie looked around pushing all the button she could find. A lot of weird stuff happened when ever she touched a button.
"This looks like the button I'm looking for!" Jamie said, pushing a large red button. Then, one hundred waffles fell on her head.
"Ew…hey, there not bad!" Jamie said, munching one of the fallen waffles. "WOW! A BUTTON WITH A COOL ALIEN SYMBOL ON IT! THIS HAS GOTTA BE IT!" Jamie said gazing at a blinking green button. Jamie pushed the button, and a large screen appeared. It turned on, showing the Tallest, Red and Purple, fighting over a bag of nacho cheese chips.
"Mine! Gimme! There mine, I bought them!" Red said
"Nuh uh! I bought them! Now, give it! MINE!" Purple said
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Shut up!" Jamie said.
"Hey, what is that thing?" Purple said
"I think it's a human from…earth." Red said
"Sure is ugly, isn't it?" Purple said.
"Hey!" Jamie said.
"What are you doing with Irken communication equipment?" Red said
"I pushed a button and…hey! Your tall!" Jamie said, looking up at the large screen.
"Yup, that's why we are the rulers of Irk." Purple said.
"Really? Just because you tall? Well whatever. Do you mind if I show this tape to all the world and expose you, alien scum?" Jamie asked, pulling a mini camera out of her hair.
"Hey! You ate the nachos! Those were mine!" Red said punching Purple.
"Nuh uh!" Purple said, punching Red. Then there was static, and the transmission was cut.
"Now I actually have video proof Irkens! That is what you call them, right? Mom will be so proud!" Jamie said. "Hey, aren't you worried about your master's identity?"
"Uh…mhhm…zzzzzz…" the computer said in his sleep.
"I didn't know computers could sleep." Jamie said "Aw, whatever. Back to pushing buttons." Then, Zim walked back into the lab carrying a poop soda.
"AAARRRRRRGH! SHE'S AWAKE! SHE'S AWAKE! TRAP HER! NOW, COMPUTER!" Zim screamed.
"Blrblrb…snort…uh, huh?" The computer said.
"Not very smart, are ya?" Jamie said.
"What?" Zim said.
"I said-"
"What?"
"I'm trying to tell you that-"
"What?"
"Aaaaargh!"
"What?"
"Man…OK, shut…up…" Jamie said, very annoyed.
"WEEEEYAHOOO!" Gir screeched as he ran into the room. "Guess who made waffles?"
"Gir! Get her!" Zim screamed throwing Gir at Jamie.
"Awwww…he's kinda cute! Can you do a trick, Mister psycho?" Jamie said
"YEA!" Gir screeched, pulling a sandwich out of his head and rubbing it against Jamie's leg.
"Aww…well, nice seeing you, but I best be going so…hey! Where' my camera?" Jamie said, looking in her pockets and hair.
"Nice distraction, Gir." Zim said, waving the camera over his head.
"Well, that's just about the smartest thing you've done today." Jamie said, pulling out an odd shaped gun from her pocket. "Give it back, or I'll shoot."
"No way, pig smelly!" Zim said, crushing the camera under his foot. "Whatcha say to that? Huh? Huh?" Zim said, stomping on the camera some more.
"You asked for it! Eat meat, Irken!" Jamie said preparing to fire.
"Meat?" Zim said. "NOOOOO!" Then Jamie fired a weenie at him. "Eeeeeeek!" Zim screeched, his skin bubbling.
"Uh…oops. I can't have his skin messed up, or the experiments won't work..I think…sigh…better help him…."Jamie said.