Note: Yes, I know I need to work on details/description for all of my fics…I'm working on fixing that minor weakness in my writing.

A/N: I decided to write another chapter to Blasto since I got a lovely amount of reviews. I'm glad you all enjoyed the first chapter…let's continue shall we? Of course we should! More of John/Bobby fluff is on the way! Okay I'll shut up so you can read! Just like always, enjoy!

Blasto

Ch. 2

Freezer Burn

John smirked but he was still a little serious, "Why the hell do you still have that note about your underwear?"

Bobby rubbed the back of his neck. There was no excuse for something like that…he needed a simple answer. He shrugged, "I just keep forgetting to throw it away"

"It's not that hard Bobby. Just crumble it into a ball and throw it away already! If it gets into the wrong hands, who knows what someone will do with it!"

"What?" Bobby couldn't believe his ears. "What would someone do with it? Blackmail me with it? You're nuts!" Bobby laughed and walked away.

John shook his head, "Why do I waste my breath?"

John made his way to the kitchen. It was empty…which was pretty rare. He took a soda can out of the refrigerator and sat on the counter, feet dangling. He started to bang the cabinet like a 5 year old child…for no reason at all. He was peacefully minding his own business when-

"Hello Johnny!"

"Don't call me that!" John said irritated. "So what do you want, Jubilee? Is something on fire that I don't know about or are you just here to bug me?"

She sat backwards in a chair to face him. Her face lit up before she even said a word, "I was just curious as to what you did to Bobby."

"Oh that…"

"Yeah that…now spill it!"

"I'll tell you, but you can't tell anyone."

She rolled her eyes, "Okay, okay…whatever. Just tell me already!"

John grinned…he tried…well sort of.

He told her the important parts giving as many details as he could. It was hard telling a story though when your listener wouldn't stop laughing.

When John was finished Jubilee had to catch her breath.

"Wow John…you're crazy!" She said as she wiped a tear away.

"Maybe, but this story will never get old." John slid off the counter and tossed the soda can in the garbage. When he turned around Jubilee was gone. If his calculations were correct the whole school would know in less than an hour. Things like that spread in the mansion like a wild fire. Bobby couldn't be that mad…could he? Eh, who cares!

(45 minutes later)

John was in his room on his bed. His face was buried in a magazine. Bobby opened the door to their room and slammed it. John grinned (Bobby couldn't see it) and ignored the slamming door.

John waited for Bobby to make the first move. He pictured Bobby leaning on one foot and tapping the other just like an angry girl friend. Bobby was still standing there waiting and John was still ignoring the fact that he was there. Finally, Bobby made the first move and grabbed the magazine away from John and tossed it aside.

"Can I help you with something?" John asked calmly as he put his hands behind his head to lean on the bed's back board.

Bobby just stood there.

"Or do you just want to have a staring contest?" John joked. "I kick ass at that game…you've been warned!"

"No you jackass!" Bobby spat. "You told everybody!"

"Correction, I told one person…it's not my fault she can't keep a secret." John was still calm and Bobby was about to blow a fuse.

"YOU TOLD JUIBILEE!!!! She has the biggest mouth in the whole wide world…you knew that!"

John sighed lightly and took out his lighter to flick it, "It's not a big deal."

"Now everyone is calling me Freezer burn!"

"C'mon it's not so bad…it could have been worse."

Bobby crossed his arms and he started to tap his right foot just like John pictured. "And you're probably the one who started it."

"Hey, it could have been…borezo." John started to laugh as Bobby's tapping became more rapid.

Bobby made a face, "What's so funny?"

"Nothing…you wouldn't get it…" John grinned.

"You have a point about my new acquired nickname but that still doesn't change anything!" Bobby pointed his index finger at John, "You have to fix this!"

John sat up still flicking his lighter, "I don't have to do crap. It will pass on its own." He got off the bed, opened the door, and left the room.

Bobby ran out in the hall to yell, "John this isn't over!"

John turned around, "Yeah it is…freezer burn." And John walked away leaving Bobby pissed off more than before.

Piotr butted in, "John just successfully freezer burned your ass!"

Bobby rolled his eyes at his new annoying nickname, "Thanks for pointing it out for me, Sherlock!" And Bobby went back into his room and slammed the door.

Would everyone throw that awful nickname at Bobby every change they got? Probably…

John walked down to the common room. Logan was there watching a Calgary Flames hockey game.

John sat in a couch to the left of Logan and propped his feet on a coffee table.

"So what's the story behind Freezer Burn?" Logan asked.

"I'll give you the short version. Bobby said my lighter was stupid and I made him pay. Nothing outrageous, I just did it basically for my amusement." Logan still seemed interested so John continued, "I made him kiss my lighter and apologize to it; and yes, he did it."

"I also know you killed one-eye in your comic book and most importantly, he was killed by a girl named Logan." Logan paused. "Interesting…I like it."

"Thanks, it was my idea…and so was Freezer Burn." John sighed, "I'm a genius."

Bobby heard everything. He walked in front of the television set, "I KNEW IT!"

Logan was trying to see the television screen, "Freezer burn…I can't see through you. Move or I'll make you move."

Bobby crossed his arms. He wasn't moving one inch. "Make me" He challenged.

John was surprised by Bobby's reaction…this was going to be good…

Logan sighed and stood up. He released his claws. He didn't have to do anything besides getting up. Bobby ran out of the room like a little girl. As he ran into the hall he yelled, "Pyro mock my words. I will have the last laugh!"

"You won't have the chance if Logan makes you into ice cubes first!"

John waited a minute before he turned to Logan, "I just got the last word. Do you think he noticed?"

"No doubt"

"How do you know for sure?" John questioned.

Logan pointed to his ear. "He sighed and I heard him say 'God damn it'."

John grinned, "Life is good. He's got nothing on me…I'm not worried at all."

Bobby went back to his room. He wasn't going to let John win. John always won, but this time the outcome would be different. He swore to it.

A/N: That's right…this fic isn't over yet! (throws confetti) I'll say the magic word…review! (Those are what got me to write this chapter and without those…'Blasto' might still be a one-shot.)