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Ch. 3

Sinatra

Bobby was in his room for over two hours trying to come up with something…anything to get John back for making a fool out of him; especially for coming up with the extremely annoying nickname.

Bobby gave up. He couldn't think of anything that would be considered as payback. He got off his bed in disgust. John would win again and this nickname would most likely take a year or more to fade away. Bobby left his room. He was slowly walking through the halls. They were empty which was good news for him. He didn't need to hear anyone snickering behind his back.

As soon as he rounded the corner he stopped in his tracks. 'That's odd' he thought. Bobby heard someone singing…it wasn't very good but out of curiosity he followed the "singing".

Bobby listened from outside the closed door. It turned out someone was singing in the shower. Bobby listened more closely and to his luck it was John. John was singing in the shower! To Bobby this was like winning the ten million dollar lottery.

Bobby's face lit up like his pants were on fire. He ran as fast as he could to the only known area where the video camera was kept. It was kept in the closet in the common room.

He ran back to the bath room and thankfully John was still singing. Bobby opened the door slightly. You could see John image through the blurred shower door. John was using a shampoo bottle as a microphone. You could tell he was really into his "music" …if you can call it music.

Bobby couldn't hold back as he started to giggle a little bit. 'This is excellent' He thought. This would be on tape as where John's story was just a story…no proof.

Bobby turned off the camera and left before John would notice anyone was there. He wanted this situation to be top secret until it was the right time to reveal it.

He rewound the tape and now all he had to do was find a certain someone…

And so he did a few minutes later.

"Jubilee, just the girl I was looking for!" He grinned slightly, "I need a favor"

"Go on…I'm listening."

Bobby whispered the instructions into her ear. She was delighted to help him out.

Bobby handed Jubilee the tape and she started to walk away.

"One more thing" Bobby said as she stopped to turn around. "You can't watch it until later with everyone else…understood?"

"Okie dokie" Was her reply as she turned around and left to carry on with the instructions.

Everybody was in the lunchroom. John was on one side of the room and Bobby was on the other. Jubilee was the last one into the room as she pushed a television set into the front of the lunchroom…so everyone could see of course. She popped the tape in and turned the TV on and then pressed play.

The screen was black. All you could hear was singing and giggling…Bobby had left the cap on.

Jubilee just shrugged, "Wrong tape I guess." She shut off the TV and pushed it out of the room.

John walked over to Bobby, "Nice try…but as you can see…you left the cap on genius." He smacked Bobby in back of his head.

John left the lunchroom feeling like 'God must love me'… either that or Bobby's just a dumb ass.

Bobby sat in the lunchroom spaced out. He couldn't believe it. This was the perfect opportunity, once in a life time chance to get John back for everything he's done to him and he blew it!

Jubilee was waving her hand in Bobby's face to snap him out of it, "Hello? Anyone there?"

Bobby blinked a few times and answered "No."

She laughed, "So what was supposed to be on that tape?"

"John…in the shower singing."

"Oh my god…I have to sit down for this!" And she did. "So you're telling me…John was in the shower singing and you…you fucked up the video tape!"

He sighed, "Yes"

Jubilee wanted to strangle him, "Bobby…I would have paid to see that tape!"

"You know….you're not helping me feel better…"

"I wish I could but man…you fucked up big time!"

Bobby buried his face in his arms that were resting on the table.

Jubilee got up and left Bobby there to be alone.

Fifteen minutes later, Bobby finally left the lunch room and went back to his room to sulk some more.

Bobby laid in his bed and stared at the ceiling. However, his eyes wondered the room…when something shiny caught his eye. It was John's lighter. Bobby smiled…if he couldn't embarrass John...making him nuts would be the next best thing.

Hegot up and swiped John's lighter.

John came back ten minutes later. He stared at the desk where his lighter was supposed to be. He rolled his eyes and walked over to Bobby's bed.

"Hand it over" John said with his arm outstretched.

"What?"

He wiggled his fingers, "Just hand it over…you know what I'm talking about."

"John, I don't have the slightest idea."

John was getting annoyed, "Give me my damn lighter Bobby! I have to piss!"

"Then go piss…"

"I want my lighter first!"

"I don't have it."

"Bobby, I'm going to piss right here, right now…if you don't give it back to me!" John was swaying back and forth…he really had to go.

"Will you piss already…Sinatra!"

John growled through gritted teeth and left to go to the bathroom.

Bobby got up and put the lighter back where it was before.

John came back a few minutes later and saw the lighter where it was supposed to be earlier. He mumbled something and put the lighter in his pocket. When he turned around Bobby was smiling.

John rolled his eyes, "You were going to make me piss in my pants!"

"I wasn't going to make you do anything" Bobby paused. "It's like you couldn't pee without it."

John crossed his arms, "I knew you had it and obviously I was right." John sat at the edge of his bed, "Just because you fucked up the tape of me singing in the shower doesn't give you the right to take my stuff."

"You're right…it doesn't but…it's good to know that you'll go on a bathroom strike just to get it back." Bobby smirked 'bathroom strike' sounded good…and in that moment his jaw dropped and his eye's widened.

Bobby ran out of the room making John wonder what he was up too…

A/N: The little part about John's 'bathroom strike' is based on a true story, lol. My mom took my lighter and I was looking all over for it. I didn't want to go to the bathroom till I found it (till she gave it back) well anyway she said she didn't have it and told me "To go to the bathroom already!" (I knew she took it...that's the only reason I went to the bathroom). When I came out it was back where I had left it.

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