chattypandagurl – Yeah it was a true story. I have a Zippo just for the heck of it. After X-Men 2 I loved the sound, the tricks Aaron (Pyro) did and I had to get myself one! Heh, well now I have more than one. My collection includes a replica shark Zippo from X2. I just had to have it. I love flicking my lighter. It has a horse on it. Lol surprised? It's the only one I "play" with. I do it sometimes subconsciously and I break out of it when I hear my mom say er yell, "Heather, stop with the lighter!" I look at my hand and I'm like "Oh"

the littlest weasley – It's hard to explain but I'll try. He knew Bobby had it like I knew my mom had it…so of course he could go to the bathroom with out it but he/I wanted it to be handed back to him/me and not be put back where it was in the first place…you see? Eh, I tried.

A/N: OMG! 3 chapters and 32…I mean 32 reviews! That's fucking awesome! Thank goodness for my crazy imagination and for all of your reviews! Well I hope my imagination can make this fic a long as possible. At least, I know how it's going to end.

I'm hungry for reviews…so FEED ME! (Man, Pyro would totally flame my ass for that. So uber lame lol) Gah! Is it too much to ask?

Blasto

Ch. 4

The Mocker Gets Mocked

Bobby came running down the hall as he saw Jubilee at the other end.

"JUBILEE!" He yelled.

'No one is ever excited to see me.' She said to herself as she turned around.

"I need your help again!"

She crossed her arms, "I don't know…last time you had me do something…it turned out to be a disaster."

"I have a good story though."

"This can top John's story about you?"

"Possibly but you won't know it if I don't tell it to you."

Jubilee paused for a moment to think. "Fine, let's talk in my office"

He raised an eyebrow, "You don't have an office."

"Look freezer burn…do you want me to help you or not?"

"Yes but…"

"Butt-munch just follow me"

Bobby rolled his eyes. 'She must have PMS'

Jubilee brought him to the basement. She opened one of the closet doors and Bobby was shocked to find an office.

He opened his mouth to say something but she cut him off.

She smiled, "Like I said…my office" And took a seat behind the desk.

Bobby took a seat in front of the desk, "Does-"

"No. And it's going to stay that way. So tell me what we came here for."

Bobby told Jubilee all about the 'Bathroom strike". When he was done Jubilee folded her hands, "This could work."

Bobby smirked, "I know it can."

"I've been getting a lot of information from you and John. What's up with that?"

He made a fist, "I'm not going down with out a fight."

"John's really good…are you sure you want to do this?"

"Pyro is going down like a burning building."

"Okay, I'll get down to business."

"It's been a pleasure." Bobby outstretched his arm to shake his partner's hand. She accepted. Which was a mistake cause Bobby iced it.

Jubilee made a face, "That's not funny."

"Yeah you're right…it's only funny when it's John's hand."

"Give me an hour." Jubilee said as she rubbed her hand.

"I can't wait. See you later."

(An hour later)

John was lounging in the TV room. The recliner was back. His hands were placed behind his head. In other words, he felt great. Bobby was now freezer burn. His singing in the shower would never been witnessed by anyone else since Bobby fucked up big time. His lighter was back in his pocket…safe and sound. Yeah, life was good…

Jamie had a goofy smile as he saw John sitting in the recliner, "Hey John…I never knew that you needed that lighter to pee. I always thought you were attached to that thing because of your mutation."

John sat up. "Excuse me."

"Oh nothing…" Jamie said.

John got up and pushed him into the wall.

"Tell me what you know or I'll burn all the hair off your head right now."

"It's going around school that you can't go to the bathroom with out your lighter. Look, I didn't start it."

"Bobby!" John said through gritted teeth. "I knew he was up to something!" He said as he let Jamie go.

Walking down the halls was dreadful. John was never the one to be mocked. He was the mocker not the other way around. This was all new to him. Would he ignore it?

Remy grinned, "Hey John, do you need your lighter to masturbate too?"

John laughed sarcastically, "Good one!"

"Hey John, if I kidnapped your lighter…would you pay a million dollars to get it back so you can take a dump?"

"Piotr, does it look like I have a million dollars?"

"That's not the point."

John shook his head, "No shit! Mark my words Piotr, you're dead when I get around to it. Scratch that…you're all going to pay!"

"Hey John-"

John sighed. "Shut up!"

Logan smirked, "Gambit has a point…I mean you do keep the lighter in your pants most of the time when you're not flicking it."

"Oh great…even you're making fun of me. You must be bored or something…"

"Nah, I just wanted to join in…I may never get the opportunity again."

"Bugging Scott got old?" John asked ignoring the snickers from the others.

Logan laughed, "Not a chance."

John finally got back to his room. He slammed the door and leaned on it. "This is not good. Hell, even Logan is making fun of me!"

His mood would change shortly. Something caught his eye.

John grinned, "Game over…when I say it's over."

A/N: Still hungry…