SG1 sat around their table in the commissary, it was lunch time and O'Neill had dragged the scientists from their labs so the team could all eat together. While Jack, Daniel and Samuel had all ready finished eating Teal'c was still digging his way in to his third helping of cake.
'You done eating yet buddy its just…' the rest of what O'Neill said only he would come to know as the sirens started, announcing the arrival of an incoming wormhole.
'There isn't any teams due back today' Samuel said pushing his chair back from the table, the others coping this action and as a team they moved towards the corridor, Teal'c only stopping to grasp an apple as he passed the fruit bar.

Reaching the control room SG1 were welcomed with a nod as a technician drew attention to himself with 'We have a code coming though sir…its SG1?' a confused look gracing his face as he looked back at SG1. 'Open it up then' the General said in reply before turning to the com system and announcing 'Look alive people' to the security team in the gate room. As the iris opened bolts of purple light danced across the wormholes surface and a low crackling could be heard as the first figure emerged at a run before dropping to the floor into a heap at the end of the ramp, this fashion was repeated by a second figure and a third. The forth and final figure only made it half way down the ramp, rolling the whole way from exiting the wormhole.
'Any idea who those people are' Hammond asked turning to the team behind him 'And how do you suggest they got your GDO code?'

'What'
'Now Sam hitting him wont solve anything' Daniel said trying to calm the stressing Major 'No…but it would make me feel a lot better and it may stop the nasty looks I've been getting since waking up' She replied pulling her arm from Daniels grip.
'In that case Carter you have my permission to beat the guy into a pulp, maybe he'll learn some manners at the same time'
'Jack, your not helping'
'Like any woman could beat me' the Major who had started this all said sneering at Sam. 'How did you get to be a Major anyway' 'With that attitude I might have to start beating you myself MAJOR' O'Neill said 'Sam, have fun' and with that comment Sam flew at the man who had been sent to interrogate them.

'What do you mean Major McKay has been send to the infirmary'
'Turns out after looking at the tape sir that our doubles found the major offensive and so decided he needed to learn a little about the fairer sex' Samuel answered 'Samantha broke both his arms and kneed him in the groin before Simmons was able to stop her'
'Turns out that she has level 5 in arm to arm combat sir' O'Neill added 'And how did you find that out Coronal' Hammond questioned 'They were quite happy to answer questions when I said that I didn't like McKay either and that Simmons wouldn't be punished for not moving quicker'
'Why' a blonde Dr Jane Fraiser asked, she had come up to report McKay's condition.
'In Major Samantha's words, not mine, he's a sweet heart and a real gentleman and she wouldn't want him to get in trouble for McKay's faults' 'I'm guessing with that comment that they know the Major from their reality'
'Yes sir, he's a technician however and it sounds like he has a bit of a crush on the Major from the impression I got from Dr. Jackson's teasing'
'Now that we know who they are and have had time to check their story, O'Neill if you could go down and give our guest a tour, I doubt that they will cause any trouble now.' General Hammond ordered 'Just let people know not to insult Samantha I would rather not have any more people in the infirmary' Jane added to the order.