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The two boys could only standin shock for a moment.

"It's not that bad," Harry said finally, "I mean all we have to do is tell Malfoy he has the wrong bag and we're fine."

Ron nodded and they returned to the compartment. It seemed however, that fate had decided to show its ugly head, as Malfoy was sound asleep on the seat and Hermione was searching around, frantic to find something and Harry had the nagging suspicion he knew what she was looking for.

"What's wrong?" Ron asked her, as she emptied her bags contents around her.

"I-um-well," She spluttered. "I need to check your bags."

Their eyes were wide.

"Um, why?" Harry said.

"I think something may have fallen into your bags." She said slowly, "would you mind?"

They stuttered and stammered, thinking of any excuse.

"I'll be back in a moment," Hermione said, rushing from the room.

The moment she left, they opened Ron's real case, and pulled out all the tampons.

"What do we do?" Ron said, panicked, "she'll know it was us!"

"Grab some," Harry said, taking a handful and walking over quietly to Malfoy.

They shoved as many as they could into Draco's pockets, and then there was the heart stopping sound of Hermione's shoes in the corridor.

"Um, if you like my bag is over there." Harry said, gesturing to the corner and rushing from the compartment, Ron in tow.

"What the hell are we going to do?" Ron moaned.

Harry suddenly thought of something; "Ron! The toilet! We'll flush them down the toilet!"

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"Okay," Ron said, taking the little things from his pocket. "we can un wrap them and put the plastic in these bins!"

They took a breath and began to shove them into the toilet bowl. Seven, eight, nine of them.

The two friends cried out in triumph as the toilet made the gurgling sound.

"We did it!" Ron shouted, doing a little jig, "Bloody brilliant!"

"Uh, Ron," Harry stammered suddenly, amidst Ron's jubilations. "Ron, Ron!" he grabbed the taller boys shoulder and averted his gaze to the toilet.

The water was rising, soon it would reach the seat.

"Harry!" Ron cried, "Bloody hell! This isn't supposed to happen!"

"Oh God! It's coming out onto the floor!"

They slammed the toilet lid and fought back the flood of water.

The toilet grumbled and complained, water seeping over the sides.

"Quick!" Harry cried, "on the count of three we just go in and pull them out!"

they threw back the cover and plunged their hands into the bowl, both emerging with a handful of the swollen tampons.

"Aghh!" Ron exclaimed, poking the little white blob, holding it by the string. "It's so white and gooey, how the hell do girls handle these up there?"

"Well what do we do now?" Harry asked, "Just go back to the others?"

"Looking like this?" Ron said incredulously, "they'll be like 'what the hell have you been doing!'"

"Well what do you s'pose we do then?"

Ron grabbed both handfuls and began stuffing them down Harry's pants, "Sorry mate, but we gotta do something-"

The door burst open, and Hermione stood, her eyes wide, her mouth agape as she saw Ron with his hand down Harry's pants.

They screamed and she screamed and they all just stood there screaming.

When they were finally able to speak, it was Ron who regained his voice first. "Now Hermione, it's not what it looks like."

"Yeah," Harry nodded, "this is sooo not what you think!"

"Well would you like to explain exactly what it is then?" Hermione said, looking as though she would faint at any given moment.

"Um…well…we…" they stuttered.

Hermione shook her head and walked away, they chased after her.

"Please Hermione," Ron said, "Harry and me are not gay!"

"Really?" Hermione said, "so boys just stick their hands down other boys pants every moment do they?"

"Look!" Harry said, the whole conversation was more twisted than he could have ever imagined. "Ron and I were just-"

"Harry," Hermione interrupted suddenly, folding her arms. "why in name of Merlin, is there a tampon in your shoe?"

They all looked down at Harry's sneakers and sure enough the little white tampon was sitting near Harry's left sock.

They had fallen down his leg and left a wet trail on his jeans. "Well-that's because…well…" He looked helplessly at Ron.

Hermione shook her head, "You two are so pathetic."

They followed her back to the compartment, where Draco was sitting, shaking out his pockets, which were full of tampons.

Hermione looked at all the boys, huffed and grabbed her bag, moving to another room.

"What the hell are these things?" Draco cried, picking one up.

"nose plugs," Harry said glumly, as far as he was concerned, he never wished to see a tampon ever again for as long as he lived.

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