"Demon?" Ash countered "Whoa, whoa hey buddy! You got it all wrong, see I'm from Michigan and my girlfriend and I were..." "A DEMON!" another person screamed panicky, his eyes wide with fear. "RUN! He must be one of Naraku's minions!"
"Naraku? Who the hell is Naraku? No, no...see, I'm from MICH-AH-GAN! MICHIGAN! I'm not a demon! I'm human!" Ash declared. His words fell on deaf ears, however, as most had run off to what appeared to be a tiny village.
"Just where the hell am I..." he thought. Before Ash even had a chance to consider this question, a blur of red and silver zooms by him and before he can react at all, he was staring down a massively large sword. Curved to perfection it looked like it could cut a hair in half it was so sharp and for some reason, had white fuzzy fur towards the handle. Holding it was what Ash guessed was a man. He had on baggy red clothing, with slits near the shoulders. His hair was a weird hybrid of silver and white, which fell down to his shoulders in a thick, flowing maine, almost as if it had never been cut in his/it's life. Most ddd of all, poking through the top of the bushel of hair appeared to be...dog ears? "What the flying hell?" Ash thought. When the dog man spoke, his voice was grim and determined. Ash swore he saw fangs.
"Alright Naraku, just what the hell are you doing here?" the dog man asked. Ash tried to open his mouth to speak, but nothing game out. His throat was dry and mute with confusion. It was then Ash noticed the dog man wasn't alone. Timidly standing behind him was a girl, no older than 16, Ash guessed. She was cute for her age, dressed in a school girl outfit, her eyes large and shimmering with innocence and a bit of fear. Her hair, like the dog boys, was thick, but hers was groomed to perfection and the same shade of black as the people who had now run to the shelters of their meager houses.
Next to the girl was a man, maybe in his mid-20's. He had close cropped black hair and wore a robe of purple. He seemed to carry a golden staff of some sort. The man's eyes seem to be fixated on the woman next to him. She was beautiful, Ash thought to himself. She wore a skin tight black jumpsuit, with blood red shoulder pads. Clutched tightly in her hands appeared to be the biggest damn boomerang Ash had ever seen. "What's with these people and over sized weapons!" he thought. His studying of the group was brought to a sudden close, when the dog man pushed the sword closer to Ash's throat.
"ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!" the dog man said, his voice full of rage. "I won't let you get away this time, Naraku!"
Irritated, confused and pissed off, Ash swung the still reving chainsaw widly and smacked the obscenely large sword away from dog boy.
"Now hold on one second here! I'm not your damn Naraku! My name is Ash! Ash Williams and if you'd shut the hell up for one second we could work this out, ok?" The dog man growled and laughed sarcastically to himself "Heh, you expect me to buy that for one second Naraku? You're stupider than you look!" and almost as if in mid sentence, the dog man sprung high in the air with fantastic ease and lifted his sword high over his head, as if he was going to cut Ash in half! Acting on pure instinct, Ash rolled out of the way of the blade and in mid-motion, grabbed his trusty boomstick shotgun and with a loud BOOM fired two shells at the dog man. Quickly, the dog man blocked the shells with his sword, but he jumped back a bit, confused but a bit irritated.
"And just what the hell kind of spell was that, Naraku?" he snarled. Ash stood up and pointed the boomstick right between his eyes. It wasn't reloaded at all, but he was hoping the dog man wouldn't call his bluff. He didn't seem to know what a shotgun was and Ash was going to exploit it for his full advantage.
"For the last damn time, my name is not Naraku! It's Ashley J. Williams! I work at S-Mart for Chrisakes!"
Suddenly the young girl who had been silent this entire time spoke up. "Did you say...S-Mart?" she asked quietly. "Yeah, I did. What's it to ya?" Ash asked, still annoyed, his eyes locked on the dog man who's eyes are locked on Ash as well.
"Where are you from?" the girl timidly asked, nervous, but slightly curious. "Michigan" Ash replied. "Dearborn, to be exact. Mind telling me where the hell I'm at?" The young girl shook her head "No..that's...that's not possible!"
For the first time, the dog man took his eyes of Ash and focused them on the girl. "What's wrong, Kagome?" he asked. "What is this Mitch-I-gain?" "It's MICHIGAN, Inuyasha..." she said, not looking at Ash. "It's a place in the United States, I learned about it in school. This man...is from my time, somehow"
The dog man, his name now known to be Inuyasha sniffs the air and raises an eyebrow "He doesn't seem to be a demon...still, I don't trust him, I say we kill him now and ask questions later!" Inuyasha raises his sword to an attack position, ready to strike. Having reloaded the boomstick during this time, Ash readies himself.
"SIT BOY!" the girl known as Kagome hollers loudly. The necklace around Inuyasha's necklace glows bright and suddenly he crashes into the ground HARD, face first. "I don't think he's threat..." she finally says.
"Shows how much you know..." Inuyasha growls from the dirt as he struggles to get up.
"Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Williams." Kagome says sweetly. "My name is Kagome Higurashi. You've already met Inuyasha...you'll have to forgive him, he can be a bit...stubborn at times.." Inuysha merely huffs and turns his back on Ash, dusting his red outfit off. "And these are our two travel compainions...Miroku and Sango!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah that's all nice and good Ms. Higgywhatever, but I gotta know...just where the hell am I?" Ash asked.
Kagome blushes and manages to finally say "Ohh...didn't I forget to tell you? You're...umm...in fedual Japan...hehehe...hope you don't mind..."