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"What, Padfoot, are you drunk?" Remus said as he walked over to Sirius

"No, James wants us to go there."

"Why? James went to France, you must be smashed." Remus said, then his eyes fell on the letter,

"Oh." He said quietly.

"Get some stuff Moony, we might be there a while."

Sirius walked up to Remus, he was standing with perfect posture. They were in Hogsmeade, the place they had agreed to meet.

Remus had a bulging bag, probably containing books and his potion for his transformations, and some clothes; he also had a cage, with Kinelly inside. Sirius however, had a small backpack, probably containing deodorant, condoms, and few clothes.

Typical. Remus thought.

"Do you want to go now? We're a bit early." Remus said

"Yes, let's get it over with."

And with a Pop! They were standing in the foyer of the Australian Ministry of Magic.

"Ok, let's go find Prongs." Sirius said.

"Sirius, we're half an hour early, James will be asleep, for at least another 20 minutes." Remus replied

"Ok, well, let's still find him, right now!"

"And how do you think we're going to do that?"

"Thirteenth floor? They might know. How do we get up there?"

"Those silver doors, they're called elevators or something. Come on."

Remus walked casually over towards the elevator, as Sirius crept behind him cautiously.

The doors sprang open, and Remus stepped inside.

"Without magic?" Sirius said, as the man inside gave him a puzzled look.

Remus nodded and rolled his eyes, sometime Sirius was so clueless.

The doors slowly opened, and Sirius strolled out,

"I am the king, of all things muggle!" He shouted, as many people stared at him as if he was crazy. "Remus, I am the king of all things muggle." He repeated, with a quieter voice.

Remus ignored him, and looked around the room, and walked towards the Ministry of Magic sign.

"Good-morning sir, how can I help you?" a young witch asked, she was obviously a secretary.

"I'm looking for the locations office." Remus said.

"Yes, we want to find Prongsie please!" Sirius sung. Maybe apparating to another continent has made him go crazy, Remus thought

"Ok, go through that door, then go left, and it's the third door on the right." She said pointing to a door.

"Thank-you." Remus said politely

"Have a nice day." She replied

Sirius pranced after Remus and then stopped, and turned back to the blonde secretary.

"How you doin'?" He asked flirtatiously

She responded with a giggle. Sirius was about to ask her something else but couldn't because Remus had grabbed him and pulled him away.

They walked into the locations room; it was plain with a few desks with bored looking witches and wizards sitting at them.

Remus started walking towards a pretty witch, and then changed his mind;

No, I won't ask her, Sirius will probably try and pick her up.

So he walked towards an overweight middle-aged wizard, he sat down at the chair opposite the desk.

"Hello sir, may I ask for your help in locating a friend of mine?" Remus asked

"Sure, if you want. It's my job." He said plainly.

"Ok, I'd like to locate James Potter. He's an Auror-in-training."

"Ok, if you'd please wait one minute, I will check him for you."

"Thank-you."

The man typed a few words on his magical purple typewriter and then sighed.

"James Potter, he came here yesterday. Apparated from France. He's staying in the Marlborough Hotel." He said holding out his hand.

Remus pulled out a sickle and gave it to the man, who frowned at getting such a small tip.

"Ok Padfoot, let's… Padfoot?" Remus said, Sirius was nowhere to be seen. Remus walked out of the office and found Sirius talking to the secretary.

"Tamara? That's a pretty name." He said.

"Sirius, we have to go! You're the one who dragged me here in the first place! Now would you please cooperate?" Remus said impatiently.

"Fine." He grumbled. "I'll give you a call later." And he winked at Tamara

"I love you James, I always have. Forget about Luc. You're the only one for me. Can you ever forgive me?" Lily said dramatically.

"I don't know, Lily; you hurt me badly. I love you too. But the pain that I went through, was unbearable. You must promise never to leave me. Never ever." James replied holding onto Lily's hands.

"I will never leave you. Never!" And with that Lily grabbed him and pulled him into a passionate kiss.

"Sorry to interrupt, but will you two get a room?"Sirius said

James woke up with a start. Why was Sirius in his dream? Why was Sirius in his hotel room? Why was Remus in his hotel room? James' head was throbbing, he must have had quite a bit to drink, he didn't really remember what he had done last night.

"What the hell are you doing here?" he asked groggily

"No, the question is, what the hell are you doing here?" Sirius said

"I don't know, where am I?"

"Australia." Remus answered

"Australia? Why am I here?"

"We were hoping you could tell us." Sirius said

"I'm not sure, Moony, can you make me some hangover potion, and then I hope I'll be able to remember"

Remus transfigured the hotel gift soaps and shampoos into ingredients then brewed up a potion.

James wrapped himself in a blanket then held the mug of potion in his hands, as if it was so precious it could smash any moment. He took a sip then stared into the cup; and then, the story began to flow.

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