Disclaimer: You know I don't own Resi, blah blah. So don't sue me Capcom!
Author here! Just a bit of Christmassy spirit, who cares if it's rubbish! Please R&R!
On December 24th, 2004, there was a knock on the door. 'Oh crap' thought Wesker. 'Who dares disturb my plans of evilness?'
He opens the door and there was, like, all the (important) Resident Evil characters (the street was kinda cramped! ) 'CRUDDY----CAROL-----SINGERS----'
'After three!' yelled Chris Redfield, 'let's attack Wesker with our crappy singing!!!'
Jingle Bells
Umbrella Smells
HCF all the way!
Uncle Wesker
Lost his temper
'Cuz people think he's gay...
Claire and Steve do a solo---
Dashing through the snow,
In a rusty old banger Snowcat
Over the fields, we know,
'Ashford is a prat!'
We drove , but after not long
We fell inAlexia's trap
We wondered why it had gone wrong,
And we thoght the ending was crap!
Jingle Bells
Umbrella Smells
HCF all the way!
Uncle Wesker
Lost his temper
'Cuz people think he's gay...
Chris's turn for a solo.......
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride
I was delighted to know
That Miss Valentine was by my side
Our friend Barry was lean and rank
Drinking seemed his lot
He fell off the river bank
And we, we cried snot
Jingle Bells
Umbrella Smells
HCF all the way!
Uncle Wesker
Lost his temper
'Cuz people think he's gay...
Please review, if I get any good ones I'll write a new verse.