Hello everyone! Well, I guess no one's gonna write a review until I actually post a song. Just so you know, in my song lyrics, when something's in parentheses, it means background singers are singing it. Just assume the other Titans are behind the one in the spotlight.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Teen Titans, "Weird Al" Yankovic, or any of his songs. Song lyrics courtesy of alsongs . com
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As the other four Titans leapt towards Beast Boy, about to rip him a new (insert major orifice here,) they suddenly all crashed to the ground to the sound of Overactive Mind's keyboard.
"Don't entirely blame Beast Boy, everyone. I'm the one who's going to set up the kareoke stage and force you to sing." stated Overactive Mind, in the happy tones of one who knows his aggressors are in another universe.
"What kareoke stage?" demanded Cyborg.
Smiling, Overactive Mind typed frantically, and Titans Tower was transformed. The stalk of its T shape widened into an inverted ziggurat shape, each square section wider than the one underneath it. The protruding parts of the tower bent upwards and transformed into giant amplifiers, as the part of the Tower that contained the common room expanded into a huge stage, facing Jump City, and massive stadium seating, complete with a Jumbotron behind the stage, where Overactive Mind beamed. "This kareoke stage."
The Titans were now standing on stage, and watched as the entire population of Jump City rose above the metropolis and each landed in a different seat. Allies of the Titans got front-row access, villains got stuck in the nosebleed section, where they couldn't kill anyone thanks to a handy everything-proof glass screen the separated their section like a hockey penalty box.
"Now then," proclaimed Overactive Mind, "Robin, you're up first!" The millions of Robin fangirls of Jump City began to cheer, whistle, and hurl flowers and more...initimate articles towards the stage. The showers of flowers and satin stopped shortly after Starfire blasted a thong out of existance. (Shortly afterward, the thong joined a number of similar items in an angel's closet.)
As the crowd waited in frightened silence, a printer under the Jumbovision produced Robin's song. After looking at the lyrics, Robin's expression quickly soured. "Oh no, I'm NOT singing this."
Overactive Mind's face clicked off the Jumbotron and popped on to Robin's communicator, which was currently hovering in front of the Boy Wonder's face. "You don't have a choice in the matter. Besides, it's perfect for your personality!"
"How? The singer here is clearly paranoid, overreactive, obsessive-"
"And how does this differ with you? Besides, there's another 5-letter word you obsess over even worse."
Robin sighed. "Fine, I'll do it."
The extra-dimensional being smiled, exclaimed "Excellent!" and flicked back on to the Jumbotron. "Ladies, gentlemen, et cetera!" called Overactive Mind, "Welcome. one and all, to Titanoke! Jump City's favorite superheroes (catcalls could be heard from the villain section) will perform songs by the one, the only, 'Weird Al' Yankovic!"
Silence reigned. A tumbleweed, magically called forth by the powers of narrative convention, rolled across the stage. Beast Boy morphed into a cricket and performed the obligatory chirp. Overactive Mind angrily typed, and soon cheering could be heard from every seat, except the villains, who weren't going to cheer for a Titan for a million bucks, which was quite fortunate for the city's deer population.
"And now, first among Titans, first in the playbill, the leader of the Teen Titans, Robin, singing 'Germs'!"
Robin walked up on stage, amid shrieks of teenage girls. No one threw anything, largely because of the Tamaranean hovering above the stands, Starbolts at the ready. Frowning at the ridiculousness of this all, Robin began to sing to the music now blaring from the speakers:
"Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back again
(Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been
(Chorus)
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with (microscopic bacteria)
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with (microscopic bacteria)
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That's when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there's more comin' every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
(Chorus)
They're creepin' around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
(Germs) They're ridin' inside my car
They're swimmin' in evr'y drink
(Germs) They're hidin' between my toes
They're lurkin' in every kiss
(Germs) I got 'em way up my nose
In every orifice
(Germs) I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
(Germs) Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
(Germs) Don't tell me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
(Germs) Look under the microscope
See?
(Chorus)
They're all over me (germs)
I can feel 'em all over me (germs)
Over every part of me (germs)
(Microscopic bacteria)
I know they're watching me (germs)
They're always watching me (germs)
They're coming after me (germs)
(Microscopic bacteria)
Won't somebody help me (germs) (microscopic bacteria)
Please somebody help me (germs) (microscopic bacteria)
You've got to believe me (germs) (microscopic bacteria)
They're out to get me (germs) (microscopic bacteria)
They wanna control me (germs) (microscopic bacteria)
They wanna destroy me (germs) (microscopic bacteria)
They're tryin' to kill me (germs) (microscopic bacteria)
It kind of upsets me"
The music came to a stop, and applause erupted from the stands without Overactive Mind's encouragement. Whistling, cheers, and banners with messages along the lines of "Marry Me Robin!" broke out among his fans. The banners were quickly blasted to smithereens, but it was a nice gesture. Robin took a deep bow and walked off stage.
Overactive Mind gave some applause as well, and resumed his announcer duties. "Very nice! Next up, everyone is..."
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Sorry, you'll have to wait and see who's coming up next! To give you an idea of what "Germs" sounds like, it's a Nine Inch Nails style parody, so it won't sound like any specific song of theirs, but it will sound like they do in general. Flames are welcome, because they turn pretty colors if one burns the right chemicals. Please review!