A/N:

Ok that first chapter was my first ever attempt at posting fiction, so hopefully once I get going it will get better. All reviews are most welcome, but please don't be too harsh on me.

" Yes Yes Dead I am but no matter." Nodded Yoda.

"How is your young Jedi Luke Skywalker, Master Yoda is he still in a Galaxy far far far away." Thor enquired while innocently and sneakily sideling up to Dobby.

"Yes!" Thor exclaimed punching the air and jumping up and down in triumph. The others looked at him in surprise and Thor had to help them and explain." I am indeed taller than both of you."

Dobby and Yoda looked at each other and shrugged.

"Size is not important to a Jedi Master or a House Elf." Scoffed Yoda, who then proceeded to float high above Thor's head, now who's taller he thought chuckling to himself?

"I have a manner of entertainment here, which I have heard O'Neill quote phrases from and I believe it maybe interesting to watch." Thor stated while trying hard not to glare at the still floating Yoda.

"Ohhh what is it?" Dobby bounced up and down in excitement.

Thor paused for dramatic effect, which was slightly ruined by Yoda cart wheeling above his head.

"The Wizard of Oz."

The three then sat down to watch the film and rapidly consumed the remaining bottles of butterbeer, Dobby then magic more butterbeer to the table.

Oh's and Ahhs accompanied the viewing of the film and at certain points the following comments where made these included:

" Thor do you think you are taller than the Munchkins?"

"Yes Yoda I think even you are of a greater height."

"Wow a being with a bigger nose than Professor Snape."

"Dobby that's soooo cruel and unworthy of you."

"But Thor it is strange to see a being with such a large nose and a disposition to match Snape's, She even has the same dress sense."

"Yoda why are you jumping up and down like that."

"The flying monkey things need to be punished, hahahaha hit them Scarecrow, Run Dorothy Run."

"Dobby why are you crying? Ewww don't use me as a tissue"

"Yoda sorry. But such a painful and horrible ending for such a Witch to have."

"Dobby loves the white witch, Dobby loves the white witch, Dobby wants to kiss her."

"Truly one can only dream of such pleasures."

Once the film had ended, the fun still carried on as the three decided to re-act some of the scenes. This involved linking arms and staggering(numerous butterbeers now having gone straight to there heads) around the room singing/shouting.

"FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD." And. "Where off to see the WIZARD, the wonderful wizarrrd of OZZZZZZZ."

"I MELTING MELTING AHHHHHHHH." Giggles and snorts of laughter as pretend melting took place.

Finally the all collapse onto what passes for a sofa on an asguard ship.

"Dobby why do witches use broomsticks, and is it hard to do."

"Flying is fun, Dobby shall teach his friends to fly."

Where upon Dobby produced three brooms and……….