A/N:

Thanks for all the reviews and hopefully this next chapter will be as entertaining as this last, please ignore any typos and any other mistakes.

Three broomsticks suddenly appeared in Dobby's arms, Yoda and Thor ohhh and ahhh over them.

"This is Ronald Weasly's broomstick you shall use Yoda, Thor this is Ginny Weasleys broomstick for you and I shall use the great Harry Potters broomstick."

Dobby stood slowly stroking the handle of the broomstick, lovingly rubbing off his grubby finger marks. Suddenly hysterical laughter burst from both Yoda and Thor.

"Would you like to be alone with the BROOOMSTICK." Snorted Yoda.

"You could maybe do with some privacy so you can get to know it better." Thor chortled. The two where laughing so much they had to cling to each other and their brooms.

"Hmmph, Dobby doesn't need to be alone." He grumbled but he gave it one last loving rub. "I teaching you to fly."

He then put the broomstick down on the floor and indicated the others to do the same.

"U stand over the broom and say UP!."

Yoda did this and his broomstick obediently rose into his waiting hand, Dobby and Yoda looked at Thor who shouted.

"YUP!" at this the broomstick shot up smacking him in the face. "Yeouchhhhhhh!"

Dobby and Yoda rolled on the floor laughing hysterically so much so that some time past till they notice an asguard nursing a bruised face and doing serious foot tapping. Finally Dobby managed to choke out.

"I said UP not YUP. I hope you didn't damage Ginny's broom."

"Never mind the broomstick look at my face I am now as ugly as that ratty faced Peter Pettigrew.

"Better say YUP I mean Up next time if I was you or you could end up black and blue or in your case black and grey." Yoda said while peering closely at Thors bruised face.

Finally Thor managed to get the broom to his hand and Dobby carried on with the lesson. Until the three where whizzing and soaring around the different levels of the asguard ship.

Well somewhere whizzing and soaring others where just clinging on for dear life and hoping they didn't hit anything. Yoda was doing loop de loops, Dobby was zooming from one end of the ship to the other and Thor was eating wall at very high speed.

"Yeoouch, it is trying to kill me." Thor howled now running as fast as his spindly little legs would carry him away from the broomstick, which was trying to smack him repeatedly over the head. He managed to get to one side of the control console, with the broom on the other side, but every move he made it copied.

"HELP ME!"

Yoda and Dobby flew into the bridge area and both nearly fell of their brooms at the sight of THOR Supreme Commander of The Asguard Fleet cowering under a control console as a demented broom repeatedly smacked him in the head.

Dobby snapped his fingers and all three broomsticks disappeared.

"You can come out now." Yoda told Thor as he helped him from beneath the console.

"Me thinks that Ginny Weasley's broomstick maybe protected by anti-tampering jinx." Dobby thought out aloud " What a truly wonderful Witch she is. I will show you a hex she is trulu reknowned for."

"Oh oh" thought Thor "Please not on me."

"The BAT Boogey hex." Dobby shouted pointing at the cringing Thor, who suddenly developed a face full of flapping wings and dripping green slimy boogies

Thor glared at him after being returned to his normal slightly battered self, "Yes Dobby its great it tried to kill me and you had turned me into the slimmest creature in the universe look even worse the Filch, I need more butterbeer to numb the pain."

Yoda was staring at Dobby who smiled serenely down at him. Finally curiosity got the better of him and he asked

"What are those things on your head and why are you wearing odd socks?"

"They are hats, the lovely and great Hermione Granger made and what is odd socks. I have two socks so that makes them even does it not."

Yoda just shook his head at this and took a gulp of butterbeer, which he choked on and spat all over himself as Thor innocently asked

"Yoda can I play with your lightsaber."