T vs. CT: DUST2
By
Gregory P. Wong
Debriefing
ROUND ENDED
FINAL SCORE CT—2 T—3
VICTOR: TERRORISTS
Minus his penis, tongue, hair, and sanity, the Dice the hacker giggled hysterically as he wandered drunkenly through the dusty grounds of Dust2. He didn't even notice the white text that appeared in the sky.
"Got his ID Mao?"
"Yep, got it first thing."
"Cool. Want the honor?"
"Sure."
"Lol. Good riddance, damn hacker."
He heard a crackling. Ooh. Crackling! Hee hee hee! It was so funny! "Crackle crackle!" Hee hee hee.
And then a bolt of Holy-Admin Lightening blasted his head off.
Admin: Ban Myg0tNoDice permanently!
"That went well. GJ Mao."
"NP."