Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or anything mentioned here
The night Shinobu went crazy
parody of the night santa went crazy
Down in Hinata
All the girls are taking a bath.
Ever one of the girls were there
but no sign of Shinobu
When Shinobu busted in
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a rifle in her hands and
a satanic look on her face
from her head to her toes
she was covered with ammo
like a little angel with sadistic tendencies
and she smiled as she said
with a smile on her face
I hope you all are happy
cause now you all gonna die
the night Shinobu went crazy
the night Maehara went insane
finally got tired of all the Keitaro bashing
something finally must have snapped in her brain
well, the all girls dorm is gone now
she decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find pieces
of Naru's liddo kun plushie
and she tied up the girls
and she held them all hostage
and she ground up that bitch Naru
into Naru sausage.
He got that lying thief Kitsune
with an old German luger
and she slashed up anger management material Motoko
like Freddie Krueger
and she picked up a flamethrower
and she barbequed bratty Sara
and she took a big bite and said
it tastes just like chicken!
The night Shinobu went crazy
the night Shinobu Maehara went nuts
now you can hardly walk around Hinata
without stepping in someone's guts
There's the trigger happy police and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body counts rising.
And everyone's dying to know, oh Shinobu, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a nice girl
Yes, Keitaro, now Shinobu's doing time
in a maximum security prison for her infamous crime
hey, Keitaro, now don't you cry no more tears
she'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
but now Keitaro is in therapy
and Haruka is still nervous
and Su is trying to figure out what the hell just happened back there
and they say her parents
there are on the phone every night
with their lawyer negotiating the movie rights
they're talking 'bout the night Shinobu went crazy
the night Miss Shinobu Maehara flipped
watched Keitaro break his back for no respect or thanks at all
sounds to me like she was tired of him getting bashed
Wo, the night Shinobu went crazy
the night Maehara went insane
realized he'd been getting bashed for no reason
something finally must have snapped in her brain
wo, something finally must have snapped in her brain
tell ya, something finally must have
snapped. . . in her brain
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