Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or anything mentioned here
The night Su tested inventions
parody of the night santa went crazy
Down in Hinata
All the girls are taking a bath.
Ever one of the girls were there
except for Kaolla
When Kaolla busted in
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a mecha tama in her hands and
a smile on her face
from what they had saw
she was up to something
like a little angel with a little demon on her shoulder
and she smiled as she said
with a silly look on her face
Come on over here
and test out all my inventions
the night Kaolla tested inventions
the night Su killed everyone
Finally it clicked that she's nuts
but it came just a little too late.
well, the all girls dorm is gone now
A mecha tama destroyed it
everywhere you'll find pieces
of the dorm and their belongings
and she tied up the girls
so they couldn't run away
and she shot good ole Naru
with a blaster rifle.
She poisoned that heavy drinker Kitsune
with her our brand of sake
and Motoko fell off the roof because
she was tripped by that little turtle
and she picked up a flamethrower
and she barbequed Sara
and she took a look around and said
where do I hide the bodies?
The night Kaolla tested inventions
the night Kaolla Su started using 'em
now you can hardly walk around Hinata
without wondering if she's there
There's the trigger happy police and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the mecha tamas are fighting, the body counts rising.
And everyone's dying to know, oh Keitaro, how?
My my my my my my
didn't you see she was totally insane
Yes, Keitaro, now Kaolla's doing time
in a maximum security mental hospital for her criminal insanity
hey, Keitaro, now don't you cry no more tears
she'll be out with good behavior when hell freezes over
but now Keitaro is still terrified
and Haruka is still nervous
and everyone else is wondering why didn't anyone see the warning signs.
and they say her parents
there are on the phone every night
with their lawyers negotiating the law suits
they're talking 'bout the total destruction of the Hinata Sou
the night Miss Kaolla Su didn't think
maybe those inventions could have been dangerous
sounds to me like she was just too stupid to realize it
Wo, the night Kaolla tested inventions
the night Su didn't think
they finally realized she's totally insane
too bad no one knew until it was too late
wo, something finally must have clicked in her brain
tell ya, the timing was just. . . . a little off