Disclaimer-I just realized that I forgot to do the disclaimer thing for the whole story, so here it is: I don't own Sweet Valley.

To Desiree, if you are reading this, you are absolutely right; I should stop doing the story just because you say so. One thing I wonder, though, since the review was for the last chapter, does that mean that you had to read the whole thing before deciding that it was stupid? And, another thing; do you know what 'parody' is? I suggest looking it up.

Act II, Scene II

Carl's house. Liz is awake now, tied to a chair and gagged. Jess and Carl are there.

Jess: So, what do we do now?

Carl: ...

Jess: You don't have any ideas about torturing her or anything?

C: Well, see, when I was planning revenge, I never got past the part about kidnapping her.

L: Mmmph, mmm, mmp.

J: What? She takes off the gag.

L: I said, that that's pretty poor planning on your part.

C: Yeah.

They just stay there, silently, for a while.

J: I'm bored. I'm gonna take Liz and go home, 'kay?

C: What! No, you can't do that! Even if I don't have a plan, she has to stay here!

J: Sigh. Well, then I'm going home. This place is like, Nowheresville, man.

C: Oh, you're not going anywhere.

He ties Jess to another chair.