Liz and Jess are tied to chairs.
Jess: We're screwed, aren't we?
Liz: Yeah. I would have been counting on Todd to save us, but the way he's acting lately, I don't know.
J: Too bad that all of my incredibly devoted boyfriends ended up dead.
L: Maybe Jeffrey will save us.
J: Who?
L: Remember.. he was my boyfriend while Todd was in Vermont.
J: Oh, right. Well, I don't think he'll save us. He's probably forgotten all about you by now.
L: (Shocked) But, I thought that he would still be pining away about me! I mean, the world of Sweet Valley revolves around us!
J: (Incredulously)Yeah, right. I think it would be more likely if one of my boyfriends rose from the dead and saved us.
A/N- For those of you who are used to the very limited vocabulary of Sweet Valley, incredulous means unbelieving. (By the way, that's sarcasm there, just so you don't flame me. I'm making fun of the SVH books, not the people who read them.)
Narrator: Will Todd save the girls from the clutches of Carl? Will Jeffrey come back? Or will Sam become a zombie and come to the rescue? Find out in part two of this three part miniseries.
A/N: Okay, I'm done with this. I'm not writing any more. Well, I might, but probably not.