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Here's the next chapter.

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With Hao and the rest…

Hao nonchalantly raised an eyebrow and smirked " If you do not shut up, you pathetic fool,I will not hesitate to skewer you through your throat, and end that pathetic life of yours right now. You ought not to be a shaman. You behave as foolishly as those lowly ningen maggots."

Everyone's eyes widened including Amidamaru's, who was currently trying to get out of his oversoul form, they'd never seen Yoh threaten somebody like that, and actingso casual, even Ren, like that. That wasn't like Yoh at all. Hao then strolled out of the room, with an ominous air of silence, like nothing had happened.

Anna's eyes narrowed. Something definitely was going on.

" Um, Anna-chan..." Tamao said nervously as she stirred her drink.

The blonde Itako looked up. " What is it Tamao?"

" Anna-chan...Do you think that Yoh's mentality is becoming affected by the fact that he used to be part of Hao? Do you think…he's beginning to behave like Hao?"

" Iie. Yoh is Yoh. He will never be Hao." Anna said calmly.

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1 hour later...

Everyone is seated inside the tearoom… feeling bored. Yoh (well, they thought it was Yoh ) was actually doing something instead of sleeping ( glaring at everything inside the house that was manufactured by humans ), which everyone found extremely disturbing as Yoh usually always tried to find an opportunity to sleep.

Horohoro and Ren were arguing over who had a more powerful oversoul, which kind of led to a sparring match outside, that kind of led to Horohoro, being too careless, and crashing a giant icicle into the house, which kind of led to them facing Anna's wrath, and that kind of led to the two of them being forced to clean the toilet (after they got beaten up quite badly by Zenki and Kouki) and wait on Anna.

Everyone (except Ren and Horohoro who were still cleaning the toilet) were basically sitting in a (and Yoh (or rather, Hao), who was STILL glaring at human-manufactured products) circle listening to another of Chocolove's lame jokes, but they had nothing better to do, so they figured that was better than nothing…until…

The screen door burst open, and Horohoro ran in…covered in er, something (you probably rather not know) that was kind of brown and kind of stank too, not to mention the fact that the brown stuff was dripping all over the floor. That led to Manta fainting from the horrible smell, and Ryu running outside to vomit.

" Er… we kind of choked the sewage pipe, and we used the plunger wrongly and…" the Ainu said sheepishly, cowering behind Jun, from a very murderous looking Anna, who looked liked she would use her Legendary Right Hand Slap (but then again, she probably wouldn't want to touch Horohoro now). Jun hurriedly moved away from the stink, and covered her nose and Horohoro was left vulnerable to face Anna's wrath.

Anna continued to glare at Horohoro, probably running through in her head the best ways to make the Ainu die a horrible and painful death.

" And where's Ren?" the itako simply asked, probably debating on how much harm she should inflict on Horohoro.

" Uh…trying to control the unstoppable flow of…muck escaping from the sewage pipe-"

" NANI! NII-CHAN! YOU SHOULD BE HELPING HIM AND SHOUTING FOR HELP BEFORE THIS WHOLE PLACE GETS FLOODED WITH SEWAGE! " Pirika shouted.

No one reacted for a minute. Then it made sense. Flooded…sewage. When both were combined, the aftermath would usually be VERY BAD (and stinky).

Everyone panicked, as they dashed towards (being careful enough to step over the muck that was dripped onto the floor) the toilet to survey the damage. Even Hao decided that stopping the whole place from getting flooded with sewage evidently had higher priority than glaring at things created by those disgusting humans.

When they neared the toilet, what they saw wasn't pretty. In fact it was probably the ugliest and most disgusting sight ever since the beginning of time.

A pool of stuff was slowly flowing towards them, creating a terrible smell, getting fouler by the minute. They could hear the faint sounds of someone hitting a pipe.

" HEY! YOU BAKAS! STOP STANDING THERE LIKE THAT! HELP ME OR SOMETHING, YOU STUPID MORONS! " A figure practically dressed in the…stuff…jumped out, holding the toilet plunger (it was the only thing that could probably help them though it was meant for the toilet bowl) in place of his Kwan Do. Everyone grimaced in disgust.

" ARRRRGGGGH!" Chocolove screamed in fright …and slipped and fell facewards into the disgusting pool of muck. And splashed it up onto the other shamans, who couldn't duck in time, but nevertheless tried, and ended up crashing into each other, which led to all of them falling into the pool of sewage leaking from the toilet, and becoming dirtier then ever.

Hao glared angrily at the toilet as he got up (while covered with the disgusting sewage). Stupid, troublesome ningen conveniences. Horohoro gulped as he saw Hao's aura blacken very darkly, and elected to position himself furthest away from the enraged Asakura (he'd already gotten into trouble for the laxatives this morning).

" HEY! MORONS! I'M HOLDING THE –pukes- (apparently Ren couldn't take the disgusting smell anymore) DAMNED PIPE WITH THIS LOUSY PLUNGER AND MY FURYOKU! WILL YOU ALL COME HELP OR SOMETHING? AT LEAST DO SOMETHING! "

At first no one reacted, and Hao merely glared at the pool of sewage muttering something like- useless ningen innovations. See how troublesome they are - , Horohoro merely looked sheepishly at Anna, who looked liked she would very painfully dismember him instead of making his end fast and quick, Jun checking if her seals were dirtied by the sewage, Pirika doing her fair share of glaring at Horohoro, Ren futilely trying to stop the pipe rivets from unscrewing from all the pressure ( as the pipe was linked to that of the next door houses)…before another of Ren's shouts jolted them out of their daze. Then it dawned onto them.

" Okay! Chocolove, Pai Long, Yoh and Horohoro go help Ren.-" Anna was interrupted by a very loud gurgling noise. And the ominous sound of water pouring out.

" Oh crap," Chocolove said, knowing what those sounds signalled. " Run! Everybody! NOW!"

All the shamans made a mad (except for Ren) dash down the narrow, slippery corridor, which resulted in some people slipping and falling, and that caused even more people to slip and fall, so only Horohoro and Hao making it out in time, but Horohoro unfortunately ran smack into Ryu who had just come in after puking for a full ten minutes, causing Hao who was right behind the ice shaman to trip, which led to the three of them tripping and falling over each other, and Manta, who finally woke up from all the racket glanced at the incoming wave of sewage in horror, and quickly ran upstairs, only to be blocked by the giant icicle that was created by Horohoro and was halfway melting.

Hao glared at the Ainu, whose leg was currently inches away from his face. He forcefully pushed the two shamans who were squashing him away, and got up crossly muttering something about humans being stupid and troublesome enough to create even stupider and more troublesome devices that just caused more stupidity and trouble.

" What's up with Master?" Ryu asked, confused.

Horohoro shrugged, " He's been like that since this morning.

Some people who passed the house and saw Horohoro and Ryu smelled the sewage puked all over the two shamans, covering them with more disgusting residues. Horohoro and Ryu just proceeded to cry a whole lake at their misfortune, which led to Hao glaring at them even more.

Chocolove, determined not to be touched by the sewage, had oversouled Mick, in the hopes that his guardian spirit could smash a hole through the wall and help him escape, but unfortunately, part of the icicle was there, and it landed on Chocolove's head, effectively knocking him out.

All the other shamans couldn't make it in time…and well…they were left to a rather horrible, disgusting and smelly fate.

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Yoh's P.O.V

After trying and failing to reason with the Hana-gumi and Opacho for one hour, that he was Yoh, NOT Hao, in which Mari said that he had gone crazy, and proceeded to panic even more, Yoh continued walking.

Yoh fumed (he's been having lots of bad moods since he got stuck in Hao's body), as the Hana-gumi and Opacho proceeded to come up with yet another scenario on what might happen since he was 'crazy', this one being the 999999999th one, in this case, the scenario in which he would turn the future Shaman Kingdom into a life-sized version of CandyLand.

Yoh popped another vein, beating the world record of 4354 irritation marks by one.

" AND NOW FOR SCENARIO #1000000000! THE ULTIMATE DISASTER OF ALL TIME! THE WORST SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME-" Kanna proclaimed, only to be cut off by a large burst of fire where she had been standing earlier. There was a dark scorch mark on the ground, and a very murderous looking Hao ( actually Yoh ) standing on top of the Spirit of Fire.

" TEME! " Yoh yelled as he proceeded to chase after the fleeing Hana-gumi and Opacho, who were now screaming so loudly that anyone unfortunate enough to be within a 10 km radius got their poor eardrums bombarded by the horrible racket.

" THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KANNA! " Macchi said angrily, while dodging the fire blasts.

" NO IT'S NOT-AHHHHHHHHH!" Kanna screamed hysterically as her clothes caught fire.

" OH NO! KANNA! WHO'S GOT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!" Mari yelled in terror.

The group ran (including Kanna, who was now relying only on her furyoku to keep herself from getting burned to a crisp by Hao's Spiritual Fire.) not noticing that Yoh had stopped and was beholding the sinful, horrible things he'd done (including destroying the landscape, which now sported several large, ugly scorch marks.), and had broken down in tears, until they saw a fire extinguisher lying on the ground, half buried in the sand ( don't ask. It's just, er, there!).

Before Macchi could pick it up, and douse Kanna in the substance, Opacho stood defensively in front of it.

" What's your problem? MOVE IT! " Mari glared at Opacho.

" NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THE FIRE EXTINGJUISHER! " Opacho said stubbornly.

" IT'S EX-TIN-GUISHER! "

" FINE! BUT DON'T YOU DARE-"

" MOVE IT, SHEEP (Opacho can take the form of a lamb) ! " Macchi whacked Opacho with her broom.

" NO! WE MUST NOT USE THINGS THAT THOSE PITIFUL NINGENS USE FOR CONVENIENCE! " Opacho stood over-determinedly over the much-needed fire extinguisher.

" EXCUSE ME, YOU STUPID PRIG! I AM NOT ABOUT TO BE BURNED TO DEATH! NOW GIVE ME THAT DAMNED EXTINGUISHER, MY FURYOKU CAN'T HOLD UP ANY LONGER!" Kanna said, kicked Opacho very forcefully aside, and grabbed the fire extinguisher, employed it, effectively putting the fire out.

One minute later…

The Hana-gumi see the distant figure of 'Hao' approaching. And screamed. Because Hao was smiling, and that usually meant that he'd gotten a very good idea of how to torture them…for, erm, not obeying him. And knowing Hao, this wouldn't be pretty.

" Hi! Gomen nasai for earlier! " Yoh said, still smiling (even though the earlier situation was kind of serious and would usually require a 100 page essay to be explained, but Hao just didn't need to apologize, coz he was Hao and could do whatever he liked. And Yoh just DID see the need to apologize.) .

No one reacted. The Hana-gumi stood still.

Opacho's eyes widened in sheer horror. " Hao-sama…" was all the African shaman could manage.

" Peace! " Yoh flashed the peace sign, hoping to get them to react. Bad choice.

That was the final straw. The figure of Opacho cracked into pieces, unable to take it that the apocalyptic Asakura Hao had apologized and sought world peace.

" Peace? " Mari gasped in horror.

" Hao-sama actually apologized! And he said PEACE! OF ALL THINGS! WHAT'S GOING ON! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE HAO-SAMA WHO-" Macchi shrieked.

" -WHO HAPPILY HELPED US DISPOSE OF THOSE UGLY FILTHY NINGEN MAGGOTS BY SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION! OR DISMEMBERED THEM PAINFULLY WITH THE SPIRIT OF FIRE! OR-" Opacho sat up and shrieked.

Yoh, beginning to feel extremely offended at Opacho's long list of how Hao killed people, could take it no longer.

" URUSEI! HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO INHUMAN AND KILL INNOCENT HUMANS! DON'T YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CONSCIENCE!" Yoh yelled, and this large fiery background appeared behind him.

Kanna's eye twitched. Opacho gasped, and fainted (again). Mari and Macchi just stood there, frozen; their mouths hung open in shock.

" RIGHT! WORLD PEACE'S THE WAY TO GO! " Yoh said cheerily, which looked kind of awkward on Hao's body.

" But…Hao-sama didn't you say before that you wanted to wipe out all humans and…" Mari asked in confusion.

" When did I say that-" Yoh then sweatdropped. Oh right. Hao said that. Well since I'm in Hao's body, I ought to take advantage of the situation. " Uh, I changed my mind! " He said rather unconvincingly.

" It will be too late to change your mind, Asakura Hao and your subordinates. " A feminine voice said.

-sacrificial music plays-

Yoh turns around… to see the X-LAWS!

Yoh's first thought was oh crap.

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