Guess who's back, back again, we are back, tell a friend

Now I'm gonna make you dance, get your chance, yeah boy shake that ass

bishies start shaking It's so cool I can make them do wateva I want…

Joey took in a deep breath of air as he assimilated all he could see before his eyes. A tear was shed, for he couldn't express in words how happy he was to have reached his half-way destination. It was only a short amount of time before he'd strut into the capitol city and find who he was looking for. With all of the mushiness purged from his body he took another long breath and the first words to come out of his mouth were…

"Broads, booze, brawls, here I come! Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!" he screamed with joy and immediately ran to the heart of the city wanting to get in on all of the action. When he was there his head became clear when he sat down. He accused himself of being a fuddy-duddy when he figured it out. "Awwwwwwww… I can't spend any of this except for the things I need… on the other hand, the city calls… on the other hand, I have to get to the capitol… on the other hand, Tristan would want me to have fun… on the other hand, he'd yell at me for bein' wasteful, and he loves me and knows what's best for me… on the other hand…uummm…uuuuuuuuuuum…THERE IS NO OTHER HAND!" he silently swore to himself and tried to calm down. When he wasn't with Tristan, his temper could get out of hand.

As the angels and demons perched on his shoulder were whispering in his ear, Joey wasn't paying attention and someone made off with the rest of his money. And his camel, which had all of his food, clothes, extra money, and the note he made to himself that told him not to trust anyone with his stuff and to pay attention or he'd lose his only chance of getting where he was going. Well, that is kind of the situation at the moment.

Joey snapped out his daze and looked around. His camel was gone. And so was his bag of money. Uh oh. He stood up and began to run around the town square and down streets./Aw, come on! It's just a camel! It just can't get up and walk….never mind/ he thought to himself.After a few hours, he just gave up. Joey looked for a nice dark alleyway to sulk in and try to calm himself down. Well, as it just so happens, he can't calm down without Tristan to help him out.

"I'll never get to the capitol now! It's hopeless! Why wasn't I more careful? I'd do anything to get there!" he said aloud.

His anger bubbled. He clenched his fists. He tried oh so desperately to take deep breaths, in through the nose, out through the mouth. That didn't work either. He took in another deep breath, not to calm down, he was ready to swear and cuss at the top of his lungs, not caring who heard him. And it went a little something like this…

"hooo… GOD-Dmmmph! Hmmlp me! Mmmmmmmphhhmpmmmmpmph!" Before he could scream his heart out his mouth was covered. Smart move, going into a darkened area. Great. Now he was going die. Then the stranger spoke.

"You want to get to the capitol, eh? Well, I'm glad I was here for you. If you promise not to scream I'll let go." The stranger uncovered Joey's mouth.

Joey would have been relieved, but then he discovered there was a knife pressed against his throat. Now if he screamed the stranger would kill him. "Please don't rape me" was all he could whisper in this terribly frightened state he was in. then a second stranger spoke up.

"Now, now, he won't rape you. The only one he performs those unspeakable acts upon is me." The 2nd man gently wrapped his arms around the 1st man whom Joey assumed was his lover. "We just want to put you out of your misery is all." He began kissing his lover's neck as his lover made another statement.

"Yes. We can't get you to the capitol, but we can tear you away from this wretchedness and send you to the Underworld."

This only frightened Joey more, but he had to be brave. "Please help me" he whispered.

"It is your wish."

Then there was blackness.

Well, wat do you think?

Joey: I think I'm dead, I think I'm dead, I think I'm dead, I know I'm dead I know I'm dead I know I'm dead TT

all Joey haters: start celebrating

Now that's not nice! gives Joey a hug

Got more comin'!