"In the Crininal Justice System. The Imperial Starfleet is responsible for investigating and prosecuting crimes occured in this galaxy. These are their stories."
HOME OF TEVIN FELTH, QUEENS VILLAGE, NEW YORK
"Tevin, how many times have I asked you not to leave dirty dishes around?" Kelly Felth looked around for Tevin. Chasing Tevin had become sort of a hobby for her. "Now what?" She screamed as the phone rang. "David, what do you want? No, he's not around. Maybe he hit traffic somewhere. Try his cell phone, if he answers it." Tevin had a habit of not answering his cell phone when he didn't want to be bothered. A yellow H2 pulled up. "Dave, he just got back." Tevin walked in and sat on the couch.
"Tevin, David wants to talk to you"
"Why"
"I'm putting you on speaker. He won't move"
"Your father's here"
"So, give him an LIRR ticket and a Metrocard"
"He wants to talk to you"
"I just spent an hour sitting in the same spot on the LIE because some gypsy cab decided to cut between a truck and a bus and sideswiped a dollar van, and everybody has to stop and look." Kelly grabbed his hair.
"We'll be there whenever"
"See you then."
"I'm not going back that way"
"LIRR to Flatbush, Subway from there"
"Fine."
After David had reminded them about Davin's uniform. Kelly had opted to travel along a route that avoided the LIE.The ride to Manhattan was uneventful except for the delivery truck blocking the street under the elevated subway line and Tevin complaining about New York City cab drivers. Arriving at the office, they found Davin yelling at several Stormtroopers. He turned to Joe.
"I want these men on report, complete laziness"
"Done." He spotted Tevin.
"I was thinking you wouldn't come"
"Someone made me."
The ride back to Queens was very entertaining with Tevin taking what Kelly referred to as the "long way" near JFK Airport giving Davin a rundown of the city's sights.
"Why did he go this way"
"I don't know"
"I hate Jamacia Avenue"
"You hate alot of city streets"
"Your point is"
"Shut up and drive before we wind up in the Airport's traffic lanes." Tevin sped around several taxis and a truck. "Shouldn't be on the Belt anyway." They entered another parkway. Tevin, still speeding drove onto the median much to Kelly's dismay.
"Is this even legal"
"Was it legal for TIE Fighters to run red lights?" They, after Tevin stopped at three different restaurants finally made it home.
"Why did he stop those three times"
"I have no idea. He can be very odd at times." Tevin began pulling random items out of the cabinets. Kelly started putting them back.
"You can be very strange"
"Your problem with that is"
"You look like a fool." Tevin stared at her.
Dinner was uneventful, considering that their daughter kept throwing food at Tevin. "Gee, I wonder where that was learned from? Tevin would throw food at the nanny droid if he didn't like it." Kelly's brother A.J. has also joined them. Tevin kept a close watch on the neighbor who was calling the police. "Dad, I think you're going to want to intrioduce yourself to the nosy neighbor." Tevin went over to the window.
"While you're calling the cops on my father, make sure you tell them about your mess in my yard"
"Go screw yourself." Tevin drew a blaster.
"Now he's pulled a gun on me. Yes, I'm pressing charges." Tevin walked away.
"He's going to spend another night at Riker's"
"Does he do that all the time"
"Every time we're doing something out back, he's calling the cops. His mess on the other hand is being handled in civil court"
"What mess"
"He hired a contractor to install a fence after we had the pool installed.
The next morning, Tevin made his way into work as usual. He went to his desk and found Michael Piett sitting there.
"What are you doing there"
"I was told to wait here"
"Well, this is my desk"
"Where's your name"
"Right there, smartass"
"Oh, there it is. I guess one couldn't see it with all this clutter"
"Now move"
"Make me"
"DAD"
"I'm shaking." Davin stormed into the room.
"Captain, vacate that desk"
"You need to get a life." Hector walked in.
"Piett, I leave you alone for ten minutes and you're starting trouble"
"Like father, like son."
The rest of the day went by without much in the way of events. Events to Davin was anything requiring deployment of heavy equipment. Tevin had noted that someone had left an empty coffee can near the coffee maker, usually Hector. Joe walked in with someone in tow.
"You can't hit your girlfriend"
"She hit me first"
"And you don't have the right to put her in intensive care." Jessie followed them.
"And you're lucky you weren't shot for kicking me"
"She would too." Tevin snickered, it was going to be one of those days. Jessie threatening to put perps in intensive care, Michael Piett; who Tevin for some reason felt sorry for was busy reading the constant strain of hate mail, Kelly deciding what to order for lunch, just common activites. Tevin often ignored the phone ringing off the hook. In fact the phone was often ignored by everyone, at least until Davin came in and yelled at Erik.
"I'm going to kill your father"
"Well, answer the phone then"
"I was busy"
"Jerry Springer is not a defense"
"What! Who told you? JOE"
"I'm not telling you."
That afternoon found the IRS auditing the Empire's expense reports. Among the things looked into were damges to a broom closet from Tevin and Kelly being unable to keep their hands off each other and using the fire hose to cool down, holes in the floors and ceilings "Damn termites.", Erik, Joe, and Mike billing $2,000 for a trip to Chicago "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry,", Tevin backing the H2 into an illegally parked truck, destroyed Stormtrooper armor, a crushed cellphone, destroyed items on Tevin's desk after he and Kelly went at it again "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry", and David billing for repairs to a damaged car.