Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any songs I may have put in this fanfic.

And I don't think Naruto ugly, if anyone was wondering. He just plays an ugly character.

These are who's playing who just in case you forgot or something.

Naruto- Eric a.k.a the Phantom of the Opera

Sakura- Kristine

Sasuke- Raoul

Kakashi- Trusted advisor that helps Eric

Jiraiya- King of Arabia

(and other characters…)

And I used a really old song and I don't know the name of it, or if I even have the right lyrics, so if you can help me out in anyway concerning this, I would SERIOUSLY appreciate it.

Naruto walked around the carnival peering at all the carnival goodness. Unfortunately, Naruto's hideous ugly deformed mutilated face dispersed crowds where ever he went, and the carnival owner, who we shall refer to as Cheapo, was very distressed.

"Hey, you!" Cheapo shouted at Naruto, who was all but paying attention.

"Hey FUGLY!" Cheapo screamed.

A random guy started crying.

"The doctor at the face enhancement clinic said no one would notice!"

"Umm…" Cheapo watched the random guy run away. "What was I -- oh, right." Cheapo turned around and tapped Naruto on the shoulder.

Naruto turned around. "Hi!"

Cheapo winced at the hideousness of Naruto's face. "Hey, kid—"

"Hey, wait! You're not being repelled by my hideously ugliness! HOORAH!"

Cheapo chuckled and patted Naruto on the back. "Kid, you ain't ugly. You FUGLY."

"Umm…" Naruto didn't know how to answer to that.

"You know what kid? I like you, and not just because I took out my contacts. You might be useful. How would you like to work for me?"

Naruto squinted at Cheapo. "Well, that's nice and all, but what are my benefits?"

"Uhhh…" Cheapo looked around a picked a peanut off of the floor. "This?"

"… I'll take it!"

Naruto sat in a cloaked cage with a rusty microphone in his hand. Cheapo hung a giant sign outside his cage.

"Come see the amazing Fugly Ugly Boy thing! He's so ugly, He's FUGLY!"

"Wow! That man's sad attempt at conning me out of my money has just enticed me to see what he's talking about!" a random person exclaimed.

"As with me!" another random person agreed.

People started gathering around Naruto's cage.

"That was easy…" mumbled Cheapo, mildly surprised. "Okay, Eric. Got your mic on?"

"This piece of junk is so old and rusty a piece of paper rolled up into a ball would work even better than this thing probably ever could! I just hope I don't get an infection from the jagged edges of this thing!" Naruto exclaimed cheerfully.

Cheapo stared at Naruto. "Whatever. Just make sure no one feeds you." Cheapo jumped from behind the cage. "Okay everyone! He's amazingly ugly, and he can rap! Give it up for… THE AMAZING FUGLY UGLY BOY THING!"

The cloak swished over the cage revealing Naruto, scatting a well known beat.

"To the hip, the hop, the hippy to the hippy the hip hip hop you don't stop to drop, do the bang bang boogy, up the jump boogy to the boogie to the boogie the beat!"

"His rapping skills are as heavenly as his face is ugly!" a villager girl sighed.

"He's, really ugly, rite? I forgot to put my contacts in." Cheapo asked, squinting at Naruto.

"See what you her is not a test cause I'm rocking to the beat! See me and my crew, and my friends, we're gonna try, to move your feet! Cause my name, is Eric K. and I'd like to say Hello! To the white, to the black, the red and the brown, the purple, and yellow!"

And thus began Naruto's career as T.A.F.U.B.T., but all good things come to an end…

Naruto stood in front of his carnival mirror practicing his hook for the next show. "I'll take you to the CANDY SHOP! I'll let you lick the LOLLIPOP! Keep going, girl don't you STOP! Keep going 'till you hit the SPOT!... what spot?"

Cheapo barged into Naruto's room. "Amazing ugly fugly boy thing. We have to talk."

"Okay. But could you call me by my name? Amazing Ugly Fugly Boy Thing is really derogatory and I'm pretty sure it would be easier if you just called me Eric."

Cheapo blinked. 'Right. Anyway, my annoying wife called child labor laws on me. I can't keep you anymore."

Naruto looked surprised. "You have a wife?"

Cheapo scoffed. "I'm divorcing that witch… after I learn how to forge her signature… but anyway, you gotta go." Cheapo pushed Naruto out of the carnival tent. "BYE."

"Why does this feel familiar?"

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