After almost a 2 year hiatus, the phantom of the opera is back, boi! Hopefully you'll guys will get more laffs from this new installment. Review people! And thanks to all the people who have already review before. It's all thanks to you!

So Naruto left, blah, blah, blah, talented, cardboard box, blah, blah, blah, and then he went to Arabia.

The sultan of Arabia was a very twisted man.

"I'm very twisted! Ku ku ku…" Jiriaya cackled.

The sultan also had an advisor guy that came from somewhere.

"Representin'." Kakashi said, doing the West side sign.

Somehow that sultan and Naruto met, blah, blah, I don't remember, and then the sultan asked Naruto of a favor.

"How about I ask of you a favor?"

"Sure!" Naruto beamed. Who was this guy again?

"You seem like a smart boy. Since you're so fugly and deformed, of course."

"Uh huh, uh huh!" Naruto nodded his head vigorously.

"I want you to make a torture chamber for me. You see, sometimes people piss me off, and then I have to deal with them. You know, stick 'em in a chamber, maybe torture them or something… Rite, trusted advisor?"

"Oh yeah." Kakashi was just finishing his battle against the third gym leader in pokemon sapphire, on his GBA sp.

"There's only one problem… there's no torture chamber!"

"Uh huh!" Naruto craned his next to see Kakashi's pikachu do THE ULTIMATE ATTACK! But I won't tell you what it was tho. You're not worthy.

"So, I want you to make a torture chamber for me, okay?"

"Okay!"

Jiraya's plan was going smoothly. He couldn't help himself but laff. "Ku ku ku ku ku…."

Kakashi took his cue and joined in "ku ku ku ku ku ku…."

(both of them) "KU KU KU KU KU KU!"

Well Naruto didn't want to be left out! "KU kkuuu KUuu! Ku!

"Stop that."

It was dusk at the palace and Jiraya had ants in his pants. Really.

"Eric, did you finish the plans for the torture chamber, yet? These ants in my pants make me extremely impatient and irritable, you know."

Naruto glanced at his paper that he was supposed to be drawing his plans on. It was… blank.

"Uh…" Naruto quickly scribbled something on it. "BEHOLD!"

Jiraya's eyes lit up with utter excitement. "Ingenious! Absolute perfection! So simple, so original! Rite, trusted advisor?"

Kakashi jumped onto the scene from nowhere with his super trusted advisor skillz.

"rite."

"It's a can opener, rite?"

Naruto looked at his scribble. "Well, I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure it looks more like a potato than a can opener to me!"

"FOOL!" Jiriaya b#tched slapped Naruto. "This is so a can opener. Rite, trusted advisor?"

Kakashi looked at the potato. It was truly, definitely a potato. "No doubt about it, your highness."

Jiriaya smirked. Of course it was a can opener.

"Finally, a torture device to put in a torture chamber! Man, I'm good."

"Truly off the heazy sir."

"Yes! Trusted advisor, take all the funds out of our current project and give them to this fugly boy for his project, and buy the boy a mask for goodness sake!" Jiriaya gagged momentarily because of glancing at Naruto's monstrous face.

Just then, one of Jiriaya's trusted advisors, but not as trusted and Kakashi, OF COURSE, came into the present scene.

"Did I just here that you were going to pull the funds from the current project? Because, as you know, that current project is mine!" accused Neji furiously. He was so furious.

Jiriaya rolled his eyes. "Trusted advisor, explain to this not-as-trusted- advisor why I'm pulling his funds."

Kakashi was just a simple man. He liked to read, play pokemon, and go golfing on the weekends. He had a nice job, and a family of two. But sometimes, people just asked so much of him. How the hell was Kakashi suppose to know why he was pulling the funds?

"He just doesn't like you."

Neji was dumbfounded. "Um… Okay. But you're highness, how could you possible do this? I told, creating these escalades will make us the richest kingdom in the world!"

"FOOL! Why would we want to be the richest in the world when we have a torture chamber!" Jiriaya shook the potato sketch at him.

Kakashi had to draw the line there. "I'm going to have to draw the line there, your highness."

"SILENCE! GUARDS, TAKE THIS MAN TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER, NOW!"

Neji was dragged out of the room, but as his arms grew red in carpet burns, he sworn that one day, his escalades would be around the world. ONE DAY!

"What torture chamber?" Naruto asked, coloring in his potato.

Okay, first off, I just want to say I hope you guys liked this chapter. Just so you know, Neji was playing a made up character, but will become one of the opera buyers later in the story. For all of you wondering, I'm going by the book version of TPOTO (the phantom of the opera) but there might be some changes made, like added characters and such. And here's a list of all the characters and their roles:

Naruto- the Phantom

Sakura- Christine

Sasuke- Raoul (don't know how to spell it…)

Neji and Shikamaru- new opera owners

Ino- Cordelia

Tenten- Cristine's friend

(and other characters to come!)

So review the story if you like it, if you didn't like it, or if you have some suggestions! For any reason you want to review, all of them will be appreciated (but flames not so much). Thnx!