Man, I'm having the worst time trying to write this! So whoever is reading better give me rave reviews! TT

Daybreak. Great. Just great. Can't Joey get his other two hours? It was dark and dank in these tunnels he now dwelled in due to his deal he made with the two most notorious villains in all of Egypt. The Gods wouldn't like this….

When day broke, Joey heard a loud whistle and some foreign object wouldn't stop poking him. He woke up, rubbed his eyes, and came out swingin' at everything that moved in that room. After he calmed down, he ate breakfast and he asked the one question that will get him a beating….

"Why did you wake me up so early?"

"Ok. That just added two more hours to your training. One more hour early, one more hour later. And that also subtracted dairy products to your diet." Marik responded with a clipboard in hand.

"WHAT!"

"That kind of talk will add more hours. The first lesson of the day is the following: if you are in a more dominant environment, you do as you're told! You do not ask questions. So when we wake you up, you better get your ass out of bed. When we ask you a question, you better give us an answer! Now, where d o you live?" Bakura spat out in a harsh manner. Kind of like a drill sergeant with a deadly low voice…scary…

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh…Alexandria?" Joey lied.

"Wrong!" Bakura answered. "You're lying."

"How do you know that I'm lying?" Joey put on his game face, and then softened when he looked into Bakura's eyes. He began to sweat. He lost eye contact. Then he broke. "OK! I live in Memphis! I have my own home by the marketplace and I have a boyfriend named Tristan! You happy? I talked!" He broke out into a terrible sweat while panting.

Bakura frowned. "No. I'm not happy. You did exactly what I wanted. That's the last thing you should do in the presence of a tomb robber, skillful or stupid, it's customary to lie about everything. And you have to do it with a straight face or it will get ugly. That's what I will teach you today, apparently. Today, I shall teach you to lie effectively." And that's what Bakura did.

After hours of training, Joey started to get the hang of it. That is, it was well past lunch and physical training hours. It was getting dark before he could even get the fake name, fake location, and fake background part. But after a hell of a time this was the end result…

"Hello." Bakura was acting as a tomb robber at the annual gathering of 'tomb titans' (haha, I made that up).

"Hey." Joey replied.

"You don't look familiar… Where are you from?"

"I'm up in Alexandria. And you?" Joey acted coolly.

"Oh I'm over in Giza. Say, you don't happen to have your latest steal do you? I'd love to see!"

"Sorry, I left it at home. Shoulda brought it though. Man! Anyway… you got any good steals I could find up there? I'll recommend places down there. Waddaya say? How 'bout it?"

"Well, I heard there are some great steals down by the coast. Excellent buried relics there if u know where to dig. So? Anything from you?"

"Well, I don't have much to offer. But, if you dig around the pyramids, I heard, is where they hide the good stuff. But I must get going. I tell you what, they don't serve food here! I'm frickin starvin'!"

"Well, may the winds be at your back." And Bakura walked away.

Marik walked up to Joey and gave him a hard pat on the back. "YAY! By George, I think he's got it! This has earned you a treat!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOO! What did I get? Gold? Or more importantly, more SLEEP?"

"Nope." Marik said quite bluntly.

"Then what?"

"This accomplishment added dairy back to your diet."

Hehe that wasn't the best ending to a chappie but im so tired. Its like midnite now. YAAAAAAAAAAAWN ima go to bed. Ja ne.