Aoi: Okay, Chapter two...yes, I'm really sorry that I made you guys wait so long. Actually you probably waited only a few days...but still...I'm sorry. Like I said, this is a Tea bashing story, and if you don't like this kind of stuff but some how survived the first chapter...turn around. BACK AWAY. This chapter is a lot more intense than the first one. XD
Disclaimer: I do NOT own "Yu-Gi-Oh" or "the Powerpuff Girls", I do NOT own "Goodies" by Ciara, "Gold Digger" by Kanye West. "Helena" by my chemical romance. "Candy Shop" by 50 cent. "Can I have it like that" by Pharrell. And I don't own the line "the hot intensity or a thousand suns" I heard that off of the Fairly odd parents, and just had to use it.. BUT I DO OWN THIS STORY...SO PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T TRY TO RIP ME OFF OR TAKE THIS IDEA FOR YOUR OWN...I WOULD HIGHLY APPRECIATE THAT.
Insanely in love
Chapter two: Prepare to be humiliated
Early the next morning, Tea held up the pretty, little package. The wrapping paper being pink and glittery, it appearing to be the type of thing that could make any honestly straight guy cringe at the sight of it. "Seto, I hope this gets you to eat," she squealed loudly at the thought of him enjoying it. However the brunette silenced herself a bit so she wouldn't wake her sleeping parents, since it was in the very early hours of the day. So quietly she continued to squeal.
"Okay so I'll carefully place the package on the table that he's going to be sitting at, in the library. Sure he's going to be reading a book at first, but the moment he notices who I am...that book, is going to be dropped. For a couple of seconds there won't be any words...since his breath will surely be taken away because of my kindness. 'For me?' he'll asked, me simply nodding my head, a tiny blush making its way unto my face. 'Thanks,' he would add, a loving smile upon his face. See, at first I'm going to be shocked, since the guy does not smile, then I'm going to have a slight look of confusion...you know to look cuter. Then that's when stuff start cook up, he leaning closer to me. Both of our lips being so close, and yet so far away. Only breath being tasted actually, until finally his tongue will be FORCED INTO MY MOUTH!"
Many people looking towards Tea at the words that she shouted, now she had their attention. "I wonder what someone could force into her mouth," Ryou asked his friends. For a tiny moment the group was quiet, thinking obviously. "GUTTER," Tristan cried out, holding his head with his hands. "My thoughts exactly," Yugi sweat dropped.
"What. The. Fuck?" Buttercup flatly asked while blinking still in shock of what she had just heard from Tea.
"Wouldn't it be wonderful? I mean it's totally possible."
"It would be soooo romantic," Bubbles giggled.
"It would be...erm...interesting," the orange haired female awkwardly chuckled, then suddenly noticed something about her story. "I ACTUALLY LIKE TO READ IN THE LIBRARY!"
The chestnut haired female only evilly grinned at this, "Well, here's a warning...it's going to be too loud for anyone to read."
This left the three triplets...speechless.
"You're crazy aren't you?"
"Buttercup," Blossom whispered.
"You're seriously not in your mind right now, are you?"
"No...I'm in love," a broad dreaming like smile upon her face. Uncertainty was however written all over Blossom's, while complete happiness was drenched upon her blonde sister's. All Buttercup could do to keep herself from screaming, was to bang her head on the table that they were seated at. "Uh...Tea? Now how to put this...are you sure that this guy is that in love with you," the leader of the three asked, as she watched Tea spray perfume all over the pretty package and kiss the ribbon.
The brunette looked up and gave a smile, "I mean at first I didn't know who I was in love with, sure I'm sixteen and he's eighteen. But when I'm with him...I feel like there's no space in between. And of course he'll wait for me once he's out of school. That must explain why he's a bit anti-social...he's resisting possible temptation. Resisting the urge to lead someone on, thinking they could be with him...Seto knows the truth, that we're meant for each other...the only pairing that works in my book. I know he can't deny the burning passion that he gets when I'm near him." She now covering her face in embarrassment, "And he must've been secretly...Oh...my...gosh...he must've been secretly planning to propose to me at the dance...that's IT! He lied about not going to knock me off guard. Cleaver...but not cleaver enough to fool Tea Gardner. YOU GO GIRL!"
"You realize you're talking to yourself, right?" Buttercup suddenly commented.
"No silly, I'm talking to you three, but chose to answer for you," she explained, "But don't worry...I don't think any less of you guys. After all, we're friends, and sometimes friends...will do the voices for their other friends. It's normal."
The three blinked at this.
"Gah, I can't take dis," Joey growled as he banged his fist into the table.
"Take...what?" Yugi asked, "Does this have something to do with Tea?"
Once again Joey grabbed his blonde hair, threatening to pull out strands. "Joey...what did I tell you about ugliness?" Tristan began. This causing the blonde to release himself, "Right, right...I can't dat bastard of a Kaiba get da best of me...I mean, like Yug' said...she can't really be wit' 'im...right?"
The table was silent for a moment until finally Ryou brought up, "Breakfast always seems a lot louder than lunch...it's that odd? I mean-" his voice trailing off as his new conversation was just making him feel awkward.
"Hey guys," Tristan began, "Okay...what if someone didn't like Tea to the point they started an I-don't-like-Tea-and-I-want-to-go-away club." He got for once a lot of laughs at this. "Really long name, buddy," Joey chuckled, "So lemme guess, in dis club...you'd be...trying to get Tea to go away?" The blonde not being able to stop his laughter. "No guys...we can't laugh at this," Yugi snickered, "I mean...she's our friend...remember the cir-cir-circle?" The tri-haired boy laughing into his hands while leaning over on his yami.
"Wait...I don't get what's so funny," Duke suddenly commented.
"Well, I mean...it's kinda hard ta explain," Joey began, "Eh...I guess you just wouldn't get it though."
So Tea walked from her breakfast table with the package in hand, she not being able to resist the urge to go see her original friends. "Hey guys," she smiled. All of their attention being on now. "Wish me luck, kay?"
"For what, Tea?" Yugi asked.
"Nice present," Duke couldn't help but interrupt.
"Yeah...nice," Joey added looking away, a bit uncomfortable about being around the evil prettiness.
"Oh this?" she asked as she glanced down at her hands, then back up at them, "That's what I kinda wanted you guys to wish me luck for...see I'm going up to the library to see if Kaiba's in there...so I could give this to him."
"Wait...dat's for KAIBA!" Joey gasped, "DAT SHITHEAD!"
"Joey!" Yugi scolded, "JOEY STOP CUSSING!"
"I can't help it Yug', da guy just...pisses me off, ya know?"
"Well...just don't think about it."
"I swear Tea, if he ends up embarrassing you more than you embarrass-" The blonde teen began.
"Us," Tristan coughed.
"Then I'll give 'im a piece of my mind," he declared.
"Aw, Joey...you're so sweet," she said as she hugged him with her free arm, "I think...anyways, I'm off to go feed my boyfriend...bye guys." The brunette female hobbling away in the direction of the library.
"Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger," the brunette male began to sing, "But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke, broke."
"Favorite song?" Atemu asked.
"Yes," he simply answered, "I heard it on the radio and it won't get out of my head."
"When'd ja hear it?" the blonde asked.
"Three weeks ago."
"Wha? You've had dat song in ya head for three weeks!"
"No...it keeps switching out with Helena."
Carefully she pushed open the door to the library walking inside, looking around at all the studying students. A small grin upon her face as she thought about them all gathering around to watch. "Oh Tea," she said to herself, "You're sinfully delicious." Laughter sounding only to get herself shushed by the readers. "Sorry," she squeaked as she walked around the aisles to see if her love was near. However, no matter where she looked...Seto Kaiba was no where to be found.
"Now where could my Seto be?" she asked herself as she just happened to walk over to the window. That's when she spotted him, in the distance though. "Wow, he's reading outside...hmm...outside, a lot more romantic than a library anyways."
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush
"I'm leaving, I'm leaving," she glared as she stomped out of that room, never before in her life did she get so much negative attention from so many people at once. "Obviously...they're all jealous of Seto and my love that burns with the hot intensity of a thousand suns."
"SETO," she called out as she ran towards him, making sure not to drop the package. He didn't look up from his book though, after all...she wasn't worthy to call him by his birth name.
"Seto," the brunette whispered once she standing right in front of him, "I made you this." The book being pulled from his hand and being slammed shut, without the bookmark in place. Later, the pink package being placed in his lap. "Please open it," she begged, attempting to kiss him on the forehead. However was stopped by the present that was held up in between the two. This obviously causing her to blink for a moment...but then it all made sense.
'He obviously doesn't want me to kiss him until he opens it...he wants the whole mood to be romantic so we can make sweet love out on the grass...oh my Seto is so cleaver,' she squealed to herself. "Open it...open it," she urged him. "If I open it...will you leave?" he flatly asked. "Not at first," she grinned. "Gardner, I'm too busy for these little games," Seto finally smirked while taking his book back from her, "Why don't you go give your pretty little box to someone who cares...like Devlin...he's into this kind of stuff, right?" If Seto was ever trying to make a joke...now was it, especially since he was lightly laughing to himself. Not making eye contact with the baffled girl. "Oh...so you ate a big breakfast?" she asked. "Yeah, I ate a big breakfast," his words dripping with sarcasm. "Then I understand," Tea giggled, "I mean...for a minute I thought you just didn't like me and was wishing that I would just go away...well then I'll see you later, snookums." The book being handed back to him, and the package being handed back to her. Once the exchange was completed she bounced away.
"This is actually starting to get sad," he smirked to himself, returning to his book, however something wasn't right. He could sense something. His icy blue eyes glancing about slightly, however not wanting to make it obvious that he was paranoid. Then the bush ruffled, and for certain Seto know that he wasn't alone. "Wheeler?" he inquired when he noticed the blonde hair poking out of the bush. Joey quickly standing up, pointing an accusing finger. "I've got my eye on you rich boy," he threatened. A light chuckle sounded from the CEO, "Why look, a mutt."
"BASTARD!"
"I really don't have time for this Joey...I have...better things to do," he stated as he stood from his spot and walked towards the school.
At lunch Tea dropped the package in front of Tristan. "Here Tristan...I don't want it," she flatly said. "Aw, thanks Tea...I didn't know you cared," he smiled broadly. "Yeah...whatever," she sighed.
"Wait...why aren't you sitting with your other friends?" Yugi then asked.
"They got early dismissal," she answered as she lyed her head down at the lunch table.
"Oh..." Yugi answered, couldn't help but glance over at Atemu to see him deep in thought. The teen then poked him lightly on the side of the face asking, "What's on your mind, Atemu?"
"Huh?" he answered as he was brought back into reality, "Oh...erm...things."
"Things?"
"I'll tell you later, Yugi...it's something I would like to discuss in privacy."
"We could go into a bathroom."
"Why don't we just wait till we're back at your grandfather's game shop?"
"Okay," the hikari answered, a slight blush appearing on the brim of his nose, "I can wait."
The female didn't like all of this...one, because she wasn't getting attention, and two...she didn't know what they were talking about. What could be so important that they couldn't say it in front of HER? 'Maybe Atemu has some sort of disease or something that he doesn't want Yugi to catch. But then again...what kind of disease could he have that only Yugi could get that I couldn't ?' she thought to herself, 'All I can think of are STD's but the only way Yugi could catch that is if they were sleeping together...but that would make them...gay. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THEY'RE GAY. None of my friends are gay...I mean, how could they be gay...sure Tristan, but not the rest of the gang. Or maybe it's just something really embarrassing...oh...my...gosh, Atemu has a crush on me...I'm so flattered.' She couldn't help but squeal, this causing all of her friends to look at her. Eyebrows being raised...well all eyebrows except for Joey's that is. Ryou had noticed that the blonde hadn't said a single word all lunch period...or the other classes. It looked like he was thinking about something. But then again, the fact that they weren't having to hear cussing was pretty nice...the ivory haired teen could actually get used to this.
"You know what guys?" Tea asked.
Their attention being directed back towards her.
"We need to make another oath friendship."
"Oath of friendship?" both Duke and Ryou asked.
"Wait...do we have to use another marker?" Tristan flatly asked, "My mom said the next time I put permanent marker on my skin...I could die."
"Allergy?" Yugi asked.
"No...she was going to throw me out of the house...and I would die from being neglected," he answered.
"Neglected?" Tea asked, "You can die from that?"
They all nodded. This terrifying the female.
"Yeah...it happens all the time," Ryou explained, then turned his attention towards another, "Erm...Yugi, you would you mind if I went and sat with Bakura?"
"I wouldn't mind...why would I?"
"I don't know," he answered sheepishly, looking away from the teen. Before standing up, tempted to give him a hug...but knew that the tomb raider would become extremely jealous if he did. So he simply smiled before leaving.
"WAIT...RYOU, AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME IF I MIND?" she called out across the lunch room, since the teen was now a distance from them. All of the guys at her table cowered under...Tristan taking the package with him, he liked the goodies inside. "RYOU DON'T YOU HEAR ME YELLING AT YOU! R-YOU!"
The teen didn't know what to do...he heard her calling him, well who didn't hear her? He was actually so embarrassed he wanted to run to the bathroom, crying.
Bakura didn't like this, his usual playful grin was replaced with the expression of a psyco who was going to hunt down it's prey. He walking over towards the loud female. His right hand clutching into a fist at his side.
"Oh hi Bakura," Tea smiled once he was close enough for her to hug, which she did. "Just the person I wanted to see...you need to get Ryou's ears checked out, I think he's going death. I mean, I've been calling out his name and he's just been staring at me."
"Call out his name again like that," he whispered in her ear, "And I will skin you...then steal your soul after you've suffered for hours. Do you understand that mortal?"
What Tea heard:
"Stop calling out Ryou's name...at least when I'm here. It gives my mortal heart pain that you love him and not me. Someone should just skin me now, because being without you is making me suffer for hours."
Tea couldn't believe this, she pulling away from Bakura saying, "Aw, cheer up Tomb raider...I mean, you're hot too...in a psyco type of way. You don't want to be tortured...life is valuable to throw away like that. See people are like candy wrappers caught in an updraft, you'll never know where you're going to land. Since life is full of uncertainties, you just got to roll up your sleeves and take them head on."
Bakura couldn't grasp what the female was saying to him. He was so confused, never before had someone said something like this to a threat of his. It sort of scared him...or saddened him deeply that someone like her existed. "You're fucked up," he snorted.
"Thank you," she smiled.
He only shook his head at her, walking away, back to his hikari.
"C'mon Ryou," he said taking him by the arm, "We're going to the bathroom."
"But I don't have to go," he whined.
"Who said you had to go," the yami grinned as he continued to pull him off.
"Such a nice boy," Tea sighed, "No Tea...you belong to Kaiba, I can't have impure thoughts about other men...because I know he doesn't have any...wait, of course he doesn't have any, that would make him gay. And Seto is straight as Pegasus's hair...which is pretty straight I might add. Okay girl, there's only one way to get that stiff of a CEO hunk muffin to notice me...it's time to bring out the guns." She readjusting her bra before walking out of the cafeteria.
What Tea forgot was that her friends' table was right behind her. They all staying quiet, shocked at what she said. They had no idea that she was capable of saying anything like that. The truth was that she didn't realize that she said her previous statement out loud...it was supposed to be another one of her head conversations with herself. It was actually the only time she was alone to herself, how was she to know that she actually said all of that? Everyone had been so quiet, that it was like they hadn't heard her.
"She called her boobs, guns," Tristan snickered while returning back to his seat. Since their group had been under the table when Tea was causing a scene. The rest of the teens going back to their original seats.
"I thought they were called girls," Duke commented, "I thought muscles were called guns. But then again...you probably could blow on them like guns...right?" He feeling awkward now since they were all staring at him...they being shocked that Duke, out of all people, would say that. "But then Jack off of Will & Grace," Yugi then brought up.
"Oh," a lot of them answered.
"But seriously guys," Joey finally said, "I think da girl's lost her mind."
"Joey, I see you're talking again," Atemu spoke up.
"Yeah...I was thinkin' 'bout somethin' eh, it's not important though...Now 'bout Tea."
"GOD, stop talking about Tea," Tristan said, "It's always Tea, Tea, Tea...where's Tristan's variety hour?"
"Are you done?" the raven haired teen then asked.
"Yeah," he smiled, then started singing, "And what's the worst to take-"
"Maybe you're right Joey...what if Tea's possessed...or insane," Yugi sighed, "But how did this happen? We didn't neglect her...we gave her plenty of attention."
"Worst to take."
"Tea was probably broken ta begin wit, who knows," Joey shrugged.
"From every heart you break," Tristan continued to sing, even doing his own echo, "Heart you break."
"Tristan's craving attention right now, isn't he?" Duke flatly asked.
"And like a blade you sting...blade you sting."
"Yep," Yugi sighed.
"Well, I've been holding on tonight," the brunette continued to sing.
"Uh...Tristan, you keep on," Joey threatened.
"What's the worst that I could say?"
"You're turning into a Tea," Yugi sweatdropped.
"What?" Tristan asked, his song stopping, "No...No that can't be...I'm too cool to turn into her." He now getting quiet.
"Good," they all smiled.
After school, Tea finally spotted Seto, she was determined to end up giving him her goodies one way or another. She adjusting herself before walking over towards the limo that he had been getting into. Her friends behind her...she thinking for support...but the truth was that Tristan had managed to get a camera from the drama teacher, and there was no way that they were going to miss another moment of Tea's life. Just thinking about all the shows they could send footage too...they'd be rich! Joey couldn't believe any of this...sure it was sad that Tea actually thought Kaiba liked her...how could anyone think that, and still be serious? It was unbelievable.
"Da bastard," he growled to himself, this causing Yugi to glance at him.
"Hey Seto...wait up," she called out, as the driver was getting out to open the door for the CEO. The brunette male looking, smirking to see it was Tea. He wondered what crazy thing she was going to do next...he had heard rumors of the cafeteria incident...but didn't know if it were really true. "And what do you want?" he asked. She running up so that they were only inches apart. "Seto...I want to know if your feelings for me are true," the female said as she took his hand in hers, "You're not using me for my body are you? Even though you could use me for whatever you want...but still, I want to know if when you look at me, you get the same bubbily feeling I get when I look at you."
"A bubbily feeling?" he asked.
"You know, a tinglily feeling that surges through your body and makes you squeal."
"No," he flatly answered.
"Good, because that would make you gay, right?" Tea asked, "Whatever, anyways, I just want you to know that we can make love in the back of your limo right now if you want to. You can use my body as hand warmers...take me to the candy shop Seto-baby...I bet you want the goodies, I bet you thought about it, got you all hot and bothered, maybe cause I talk about it." She now singing as the CEO managed to pull his hand from her. He having the same expression upon his face, however deep down inside he was terrified. He had never been more scared in his life, however like I said...he couldn't show it. And Seto wasn't the only one who frightened, so was his elderly driver. He decided it was best for him to stay silent though.
"No," Seto finally answered.
"No about what?"
"No...I am not going to make love with you," he answered.
"Well we don't have to right now."
"I'd never make love with you..."
"You don't like to label?"
"I don't want to ever have sex with you, mate with, fornicate with you, have intercourse, intimacy, do anything with you that requires me having to give you extreme pleasure in anyway...or have a lot of physical contact," he flatly answered, "I don't even like being in the same room with you...what makes you think that I'd want to be in the backseat with you. Frankly I think you should just leave me alone before I file a retraining order against you. Good day." He turning his back to her to step into his limo.
"So does that mean yes?"
"No," he glared.
You could pin point the exact moment where Tea's heart shattered into tiny little pieces of glass that pierced her chest. It pained her to see Kaiba's face, she immediately running back towards her friends. They seeing her expression. "Aw, Tea, don't cry," Yugi said.
"I'm not," she said, wiping her forming tears, "I guess I was just being a bit insane.
Joey couldn't take it anymore, he stomping over to Seto's limo as the driver was just getting back in his seat. The angrily blonde suddenly opened the car door, shutting it behind him.
"Wow, I bet Joey's going to have Kaiba apologizing in no time, Tea," Tristan smiled to the female.
Seto simply motioned for the driver to just drive, he didn't care if this commoner was in the vehicle. Joey never looked angrier, his brows narrowed as he glared at the CEO.
"Kaiba, ya betta listen ta me," Joey growled, "You can't just go publicly dissing people like dat, it ain't right!"
"Shut up," the CEO simply replied.
"Wha? You can't tell me to shut up," he twitched.
"Aw, look the mutt's twitching."
"I'm...going to kill...YOU," he blurted out.
"Then go ahead."
Tea then gave her remaining friends a cheerful smile, "See, I'm better...I'll just think of this all as a milestone in my life. Something I had to do to grow up I guess. You know those types of things...learn to ride a bike, learn to drive a car...fall in love with Kaiba. It's normal."
"Right," Yugi awkwardly chuckled, "Normal."
Aoi: Story's not done yet...so tune in for the next chapter. Honestly, do you think Tea would give up her two-day "boy friend" that easily. And yes, I beat my record of the first chapter with this one. Not only were her situations more embarrassing..this one was longer, I think one or two pages. Well, review and tell me what you guys think. I thank the people who already did...and I hope you're not disappointed with this addition. Oh and I was also wondering if any of you readers caught that all of the Yu-Gi-Oh guys watch Will & Grace. XDD