Genki: WHOOHOO! Fear the Christmas Carols!!!!! XD
Lloyd: You seem awfully chipper.
Genki: Yeah, yeah... Anyway, I was writing my one Christmas fic when Genis was singing a Christmas Carol I twisted, and I thought, "CHRISTMAS CAROLS?! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!" Or something like that anyway.

So, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything someone else owns.

Tales of Symphonia Christmas Carols

The Twelve Items of Christmas, sung by Genis Sage

(The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
A name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the second day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the third day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Five... Golden Chakrams!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Six Palma Potions!
Five... Golden Chakrams!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Seven Super Staves!
Six Palma Potions!
Five... Golden Chakrams!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Super Staves!
Six Palma Potions!
Five... Golden Chakrams!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Nine magic lenses!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Super Staves!
Six Palma Potions!
Five... Golden Chakrams!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Ten life bottles!
Nine magic lenses!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Super Staves!
Six Palma Potions!
Five... Golden Chakrams!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Eleven Elven swords!
Ten life bottles!
Nine magic lenses!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Super Staves!
Six Palma Potions!
Five... Golden Chakrams!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

On the twelth day of Christmas,
My buddeh gave to me!
Twelve toy Kendamas!
Eleven Elven swords!
Ten life bottles!
Nine magic lenses!
Eight Apple Gels!
Seven Super Staves!
Six Palma Potions!
Five... Golden Chakrams!
Four sandwiches,
Three giant axes,
Two Twin-swords!
And a name for the Giant Kharlan Tree!

Genki: Thank you, Genis!
Genis: No problem. Now, no turning me into a fairy?
Genki: No fairyness for you until after Christmas.
Genis: Deal.
::both shake hands::
Genki: If you want more Christmas parodies, please review!!