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"You sir, are just angry because I, Samantha, found something and you didn't." I smiled running after him.
"Ye caught me." Jack said sarcastically.
"Yer a whiner." Ana huffed behind us.
"Ana, for once in yer life, could ye shut yer trap." Jack moaned.
"Can you two stop fighting for once in your lives?" Will asked.
"Will, it will never happen." I said to him. "Let's go in the water and swim."
"No." Ana, Jack and Will said in unison.
"Why not?" I asked abruptly.
"Cause we don't want ta get wet." Ana told me. Jack and Will nodded in agreement.
"Well, I am…so, good day." I told them. I turned around and walked back to the lake where we had found the ball.
"Stupid pirates." I muttered. "We don't want to get wet…THEN GO TO THE FIRE YOU WHINERS!" I yelled over my shoulder. Everything was fine until a stupid vine hit me in the face.
"What on earth!" I said looking around. I rubbed my nose and then suddenly, I got hit on the back with a coconut. "Jack, if this is your idea of fun…it's not." There was the sound of a branch snapping from behind me. I slowly and cautiously pulled my cutlass out and turned around.
"Who's there?" I screamed. I looked down and laughed. There sitting on the floor, was a mountain lion cub. "So, you are the one that scared me…and you still are." I screamed running towards the lake. I could hear the cub following me and I could already feel him tearing me to pieces. My foot got caught in a rabbit hole and I fell to my doom. I covered my head with my hands and waited for the pain. But, all I got were licks on my fingers. I took my hands of my head and looked at the cub.
"I guess you aren't all bad." I smiled petting its head. "Would you like to have some fun with me?" The cub licked my face and I giggled.
"Follow me then." I scrambled off the floor and dusted my breeches off. The cub followed me all the way to the lake. I sat on the rocks and looked at the water. The cub dipped its hand in the water and splashed me. I laughed and picked it up.
"Hmm, you are a girl. What should I name you? Dakoda?" The lion growled. "Yes, that's not a very nice name for a cub. How about Melody?" The cub covered its eyes with its paws. "I've got it! Nala." Nala looked up at me and licked my face. "Nala it is." I laughed. I looked into the water and frowned. I looked at me.
"You're beautiful." My father would say.
"Ha, if I were beautiful Hugh would still be here." I said softly. Nala laid in my lap and played with my hair.
"Lass, what are ye talking about?" Jack asked. I turned my head around and looked at Jack.
"Talking to myself." I smiled pushing my bangs in front of my face. Jack walked over to me and put them behind my ears.
"Why did ye do tha'?" Jack asked.
"No reason." I lied.
"Luv, don't even try lying ta Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, ye forgot tha Captain." I said mocking Jack. He chuckled.
"Aye, now tell me wha' is bothering ye."
"Nothing." Jack sighed.
"Luv, ye just said if ye were beautiful Hugh would still be here. Is this about Hugh or do ye find yerself not pretty?"
"That's it." I whispered.
"It's about Hugh?" Jack asked.
"No. The second one."
"Yer nuts." Jack laughed.
"Oh, do shut up. Do you even know why Hugh left me?" I smiled.
"For tha' other lass." Jack said studying my face.
"He also thought I wasn't pretty." I said softly. "And honestly, he's right." I looked at Jack. I wasn't sad about this. It didn't bother me one bit actually.
"Luv…" Jack sighed.
"What? Am I not allowed to think that about myself."
"Don't ye make me say it. I'm a pirate." Jack whispered.
"Say what?" I asked in confusion.
"Ye know what."
"Actually, I don't." Jack sighed. He mumbled something. "What?" He mumbled it again but a bit louder. "Speak up." I commanded.
"YER BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT! Yer the most beautiful woman I've ever laid me eyes on…savvy?"
"Umm…alright."
"Ye don't believe do ya?" Jack sighed.
"I believe you but I'm still not saying I am." I smiled.
"Well, I think ye are." He whispered giving me quick yet passionate kiss.
"Thank you." I blushed.
"Luv, yer leg is very furry." Jack laughed in disgust.
"That's not my leg Jack." Jack looked down and yelped.
"Luv!" He said pulling his cutlass out. "Move!"
"No you lunatic. This is Nala." I smiled stroking her head.
"Are ye crazy? Tha' is a mountain lion."
"She is friendly." I smiled standing up. Nala stared at Jack and growled.
"She don't look to friendly." Jack said glaring at Nala.
"Pet her." I said.
"No thanks luv, I don't feel like losing a hand."
"Come on." I coaxed him. "I'll give you rum."
"Rum? I can get tha' by meself."
"Jack, just pet Nala." I sighed. Jack looked at me, then at Nala and then at me again.
"Fine! But, if I loose a hand, I'm taking yers." Jack walked over to Nala and slowly brought his hand down on her head. Nala sniffed his hand and licked Jacks fingers.
"She likes me." Jack said petting Nala's head.
"Are we going to leave?" I asked.
"Well, what about yer swim?" Jack smiled seductively.
"You are perverted." I laughed and jumped off the rock. Nala was beside me and Jack followed from behind us.
"Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me." Ana slurred running after Jacobs.
"Is someone drunk?" I asked walking out of the forest.
"Aye, can't ye tell….LION!" Gibbs yelled pulling out his pistol.
"Shoot Nala and ye die." Jack warned.
"Jack, it's a lion."
"It's Sam's lion." I smiled and slapped my hand on my thigh so Nala would follow me.
"I want rum." I yelled taking one from Gibbs.
"I love you so damn much Will." I slurred.
"How many rums has she had?" Jack hiccupped.
"6." Will laughed.
"And you Mr. Gibbs…I love you as well." I screamed standing up. I stumbled for minute but regained my composure.
"I love you too Ana." My eyes went wide. "In a friendly way." I added.
"You know what…I LOVE YOU ALL!" I said twirling around. I bumped into something…or rather someone.
"I don't know you but I love you as well." I garbled.
"Lass, that's a tree." Gibbs sighed.
"I knew that…I did." I smiled walking over to Ana.
"I know who you are."
"I'm Ana." She stated drunkenly.
"No yer not."
"I'm not?"
"You are Matthijs Naiveu."
"Really?" Ana asked looking at me in amazement.
"No…not really." I said patting her back sympathetically.
"Luv, ye realize yer an alcoholic right?" Jack slurred.
"Yes and I am damn PROUD!" I shouted raising my bottle and downing some more rum. I fell to the floor and crawled over to Nala.
"Hello there Nala. Pretty kitty…" I smiled before passing out.
"Lass…wake up." Gibbs shouted.
"Owww." I moaned. Hangover? No. It couldn't be. I've never gotten a hangover in my life. Well, I've never drank that much either.
"Does the princess have a hangover?" Jack groaned. I knew he was smirking mentally.
"Yes." I complained. "First one ever."
"POOR YE!" Jack screamed causing himself pain as well.
"Jerk, you're just trying to get back at me."
"Aye." He yawned sitting up. I buried my head in Nala's fur and she growled slightly.
"Alright, alright I'm getting up." I said sitting up and glaring at Nala. "And I thought you were on my side." Nala licked me and I smiled.
"Come on lass. Say goodbye ta Nala and lets go."
"What the hell are you talking about Nala is coming." I stood up and motioned of Nala to follow me.
"Luv, I am not going ta have a mountain lion on me ship."
"She is a cub Jack and you said yourself she is nice." I hissed angrily.
"It is my ship and I said no."
"YES!" I screamed. I regretted that, I immediately grabbed my head in pain.
"Yer spoiled do ye know that?"
"Yes, I do." I yelled.
"Luv, no."
"Too damn bad."
"If that thing hurts anyone, I am holding ye responsible savvy?"
"Savvy you ass." I said haughtily. I was being a snob, and I hated it but Nala was comforting…in a scary way.
"Lizzie." I smiled walking into her room. "How are you?"
"Good…Sam, there's a lion in here!" She shouted.
"Oh, that's Nala. My pet." I smiled stroking Nala.
"It's a lion."
"A mountain lion and it's a cub."
"Is she dangerous?" Liz asked eyeing Nala.
"Not at all." I smiled. Elizabeth stuck her hand out and Nala rubbed her head against it and made purring noises. Elizabeth laughed.
"She's adorable."
"I know." I laughed. "Liz, I'm tired and I have a hangover so night."
"You got drunk again?" She sighed.
"Yes." I laughed walking out of the room. "Come Nala." She followed me into Jack's room and I saw him lying on the bed. He looked at me and I ignored him.
"Lass, ye can't stay mad at me forever." I climbed over Jack and laid under he covers. Jack sighed and blew out the candle. I felt his arm around my waist and his breath on my ear.
"Luv…I know ye aren't gonna be mad forever." Jack whispered softly in my ear. It sent shivers down my spine. "Remember that wonderful night luv…that proved ta me ye loved me." I smiled.
"You make it hard to hate you."
"I know, it's part of me charm."
"And you also make it easy. Nala." Nala jumped up and nibbled on Jack's foot.
"Dammit! Call the cub off before I kick her."
"Good girl Nala. That's enough." Nala crawled up next to me fell asleep fast.
"Night me beauty." Jack smiled leaving a trail of kisses on my neck.
"Goodnight Jack." I smiled.
: Meanwhile :
"How far away are we?" Gianni asked anxiously.
"We are three days away sir." Gianni sighed.
"I want her found soon, and I want her to be un-harmed. Do I make myself clear?"
"Clear as crystal." Someone said from behind him. He turned around and smiled.
"Hugh! How are you?"
"Wonderful sir. When I heard about Sam I told my wife it was my duty to come here."
"You caught up fast." Gianni said.
"Well, we saw you in Tortuga and the Bloody Mary is the fastest ship in the Caribbean."
"Yes. I'm not sure Sam will be pleased to see you though." Gianni frowned remember what his daughter went through.
"I told you sir, we have remained friend and my dear wife, well, she isn't my wife anymore. I realized I was wrong and I still do love Samantha."
"That is quite nice." Norrington said.
"Ah…um, Hugh meet James Norrington. Sam's fiancée." Hugh's eyes went wide and he glared at James.
"Nice to meet you."
"Like wise." Norrington replied. "Sir, there is word that Sparrow is on the west side of the island."
"Then we will check the west side first." Gianni grinned. "Anything to get my daughter back."
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Jack: Shut yer trap…review savvy? gets hit with a book I know it was ye dammit!
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