Author's Note
I was on crack when I wrote this!
Uh oh!
By: Aiyana Centauri
Severus Snape was a naughty little brat. He sneaked out of the school in the middle of the night and went over to the Shrieking Shack to have some fun. When he got there, he saw light in one of the rooms. Suppressing a fiendish giggle, he picked into the door of the master bedroom. Moments later his look of devilish glee was replaced with look of abject horror, shock, and a bizarre tinge of green. He had seen something more naughty than he, and my, oh my, was it NAUGHTY! With a loud gasp, he passed out because he is a sissy.
Meanwhile, inside the master bedroom, Ron and Harry both looked up at the thump and saw their despicable potions teacher curled in a fetal position in front of the doorway, unconscious and drowning in his own nosebleed. Ron blinked.
'Bloody hell... What if he tells someone, Harry?'
Harry frowned. 'Phark. We've been found out. Guess we'll have to stop this game...'
Ron blinked and snarled. 'WE CAN'T QUIT! YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER GIVE UP! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, HARRY!'
Harry sighed. 'I know Ron, and I'm sorry. But we were bound to be found out eventually, I guess. Can you imagine what will happen when everyone at school finds out about... this? We'll be made fools of. People will curse us, and put pudding in our hair. It'll be absolutely horrid... I can't stand the idea of anyone knowing I'm... That I...'
'It's nothing to be ashamed of, Harry. It's perfectly natural. Besides, you KNOW everyone else is curious... Everyone wants to know what it's all about...' He smirked. 'Besides, what will you do about the evidence?'
'Evidence...? Oh. My. God. Please tell you don't mean...' Harry paled.
'Yes, Harry. The pictures. I kept them. If you try and back out on me, I swear, everyone in all of the wizarding community is going to know that the great Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, is...'
'NO! You can't... You wouldn't...' Harry looked at him with pleading eyes.
'I can, and I will. Tomorrow at dawn, if you try and back out, every wizard will have the proof. Everyone in the world will know... Harry Potter plays Pokemon.'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' Harry's scream was heard all the way in Hogsmeade, in the castle, even all the way to number 4 Privet Drive. More than one confused person in Hogwarts woke, wondering if it were all a dream, before rolling over and going back to sleep. And Harry, of course, never, EVER, stopped playing Pokemon.
Oh, what happened to Snape? He woke up and joined their nightly Pokemon games!