Disclaimer: I believe we have established this. I DO own Disney, I DO own Pirates of the Caribbean and I DO own Jack. (Jack) She does. (Me) See…straight from the pirates mouth.

-Chapter 16 –

Dudes, I'm hyper, I'm tired and a bit tipsy. ( Carmen knows why. ;) So, read the story and enjoy or…(Out of no where a drunk Peter Griffin comes) …Or the consequences will be dire. (Laughs drunkenly) (Me) Umm…what he said.

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I awoke the next morning next to Jack, which was different. He was usually gone by then. I looked at him and smiled, when he was sleeping, he looked innocent. Well, close enough to innocent. I buried my head in his chest and took a deep breath. For a pirate, he didn't smell bad. He had this intoxicating scent of rum and the spray of the sea. Jack took a big, deep breath all of a sudden and kissed the top of my head.

"Morning luv." He yawned.

"Good morning Jack." I smiled and sat up a bit. "Jack, tell me the truth….why are we leaving this island without treasure?" Jack sighed and looked around the room as if I hadn't said a word to him. I glared at him and he sighed in frustration.

"FINE! We are leaving cause I don't wanna lose another crew member." I laughed.

"I told you, deep down, you are nice." Jack growled.

"I know and it pisses me off luv." I laughed at him but stopped once he glared at me.

"Calm down." I said standing up and finding my clothes. Jack smiled.

"Whatever ye say lass." His eyes roamed my body and I rolled my eyes.

"Pervert."

"I'm a man. Tis not me fault, I was born this way." He said puffing his chest out.

"You mean born as a cocky, drunken lunatic." I smirked throwing my shirt over my head. Jack looked at me and frowned.

"I give ye the best night of yer life and ye insult me!" I snorted and pulled my breeches on.

"Best night of my life? Please." Jack gasped. I smiled in satisfaction. His ego was lowering.

"That hurt."

"I'm sorry."

"Liar." Jack huffed crossing his arms. I looked at him and giggled. He looked like a little child who never got his way.

"Jack, I was joking." I said seriously. Jack looked at me suspiciously.

"Give me one reason why I should trust ye."

"Have I ever done anything to you, to not make you trust me?"

"Let's not even get into all tha things ye have done." I glared at Jack.

"FINE! One reason…I love you." I said angrily.

"Good enough." Jack smiled getting up. He walked over to me and hugged me tightly. I sighed happily and gave him a quick, passionate kiss.

"You make it hard to hate you."

"It's a part of me charm."

"And sometimes you make it easy." I groaned pushing away from him. "Get dressed so we can go and get some treasure."

"Alright." Jack yawned.

"All hands on deck!" Ana yelled. I walked out the door and up onto the deck.

"Mates, I am sure this is tha island so prepare to go on land…" Ana began.

"Luv, that's me job not yers." Jack said aggravated. He glared at Ana, and she scowled and walked over beside me.

"Alright men, go on shore and do what ye do best." Jack said with a big grin on his face. The crew stared at him in confusion. "Ye heard me." Gibbs walked up to Jack.

"What's put ye in such a good mood captain?"

"Nothing at all Gibbs." Jack winked at me and I laughed. Gibbs turned around and smiled.

"Ah. I see." He walked away to help the others and Jack came over to me.

"Ready lass?" He said walking me over to the boats.

"Yes." I said. "Where is Herman?"

"Right here." He said from behind us. Jack scowled and I smiled.

"Come on." I grabbed his hand and Jack stood there staring at us in anger. I stepped into the boat and Jack followed angrily.

"Let's go." He snapped.

"Jack, please." I frowned. He glared at me.

"How would ye feel…" He grabbed Ana around the waist and kissed her. "If I did that?"

"YE ASS!" Ana screamed smacking Jack. "Now I need ta wash me face. I FEEL SO DIRTY!" She screamed.

"I wouldn't care." I laughed. Jack glared at me and huffed.

"Let's just get this over with." I stared at Jack and sighed.

"What is wrong now?"

"Ye and him!" He yelled in frustration.

"What!" Herman shouted.

"Ye heard me ye old man. Is there something going on between ye two?" I looked at Jack with a you-must-be-joking look but, he wasn't.

"He is probably twice my age!" I shouted in frustration.

"So?" Jack exclaimed stubbornly.

"You're impossible." I sighed.

"Listen ta me Captain…" Herman began. "You should treat her better because there is nothing goin' on between me and her. Savvy?" He growled. Jack gaped at Herman. He then looked at me, then at Herman.

"Savvy." He moaned. I smiled.

"Thank you."

"No problem lass." Jack and Herman said at the same time.

"She was talking to me." They both said in accord.

"Yer mistaken." Jack growled.

"Yer the one who is mistaken!" They began arguing and I leaned on Ana. She put her arm around me sympathetically and I sighed. This was going to be a l-o-n-g night.

"Mates. Git out of me sight and find some treasure." Jack yelled. He was perched on top of a rock and the crew was below him. I sat down in the sand and looked around. The island was pretty damn big…and looked as though you could get lost easily. There were one little spots that weren't covered in trees. Everywhere else was covered with trees, branches and bushes. There was a little mountain so I suspected, there was probably some sort of cave containing all sorts of treasure in it.

"Luv…let's go." Jack smiled happily. He must be feeling better.

"Okay." I said standing up and brushing the sand off of me.

"Herman ain't coming wif us." Jack told me as we walked.

"I had a feeling he wouldn't be." I replied, whacking a bug off my hand.

"There is something about tha' man. Something fake."

"What on earth are you talking about?" I asked in him.

"There is just this feeling I have that he is lying ta us."

"Those are suspicions. You don't know that for sure." I stopped walking and Jack bumped into me.

"Why did ye stop?" He asked. I pointed out in front of me and Jack saw a big lagoon. It was filthy dirty and probably had bacteria in there not even known to man kind. I wrinkled my nose in disgust and Jack laughed.

"Well, let's go." He said walking in it. I stood there and stared at him in disgust. He turned around and stared at me. "C'mon."

"There is no way you are making me walk through that." I stated.

"Lass, do ye see anyway around it?" Jack asked. I looked around and saw nothing except sand, trees and bushes. I groaned.

"No."

"Then come." I gawked at him.

"Jack, that is disgusting. I am not going in."

"Luv, it's not that deep."

"Nope."

"Fine! I'll carry ye."

"Really?"

"Aye." Jack said walking out of the mud and picking me up. He walked back in and began to walk through the treacherous, disgusting lagoon.

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"Lass…do I really hafta carry ye all tha way?" Jack asked all of a sudden.

"Yes." I stated wrapping my arms around his neck.

"Ye bloody lazy…" Jack began but we both fell into the mud. I pulled my head out and shouted a stream of curses.

"JACK SPARROW! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!" I looked around but Jack was no where to be found. "Jack? This isn't funny." I said wading around. Still there was no sign of Jack. I began to panic. "JACK!" I screamed. I took a deep breath and went back under. I swam around and looked for him but he was still not there. I came up and began to freak out. "JACK!"

"What?" He asked from behind me. I turned around and he had a big smirk on his face.

"Creep!" I shouted and pushed his head under. He gasped and came up quickly.

"Luv! Don't do that."

"What?" I asked innocently. "This." I pushed him under again but this time he dragged me with him. I closed my eyes and swam back up but my foot was stuck on something. I looked down, and even with my vision blurred I saw a plant around my leg. I tried to swim up but it was no use. My oxygen lowered, and I knew I was going to die…that is until Jack grabbed me, pulled me up and into him.

"You're an ass." I choked. He rubbed my back and smiled.

"Sticks and stones luv. I saved yer life ye saved…well ye were gonna save mine. Savvy?"

"Savvy." I muttered. We walked the rest of the way and finally I saw land. "Thank God."

"Tis mud lass. Nothing ta worry about."

"It's disgusting."

"Aye." He chuckled. "Let's see…where can we go now?"

"How about in there?" I offered. He looked in my direction and saw the opening of a cave.

"Good idea." He muttered and walked in front of me. We began to walk through the dark cave. There were puddles on the floor and my boots were beginning to get soaked. I sneezed, and groaned. I didn't feel so good. I felt like I was going to faint and die.

"Can we hurry?" I sneezed again. Jack looked at me with worry.

"Are ye alright?"

"No." I coughed violently. "I feel h-h-horribbbllee." I sneezed once more.

"Come on, we'll go back."

"Through that lagoon, I don't think so. Let's keep going." I sniffled. Jack stared at me for a moment but then continued walking, this time, beside me.

"Do you even know where we are going?" I sighed. I was beginning to feel worse. Nausea. Headache. Stomach cramps. Stuffed nose. Anything you could think of is what I was feeling.

"Aye." Jack whispered. Up ahead, I saw a light and heard a faint voice speaking.

"This is tha day where we strike rich men." Someone shouted.

"Jack?" I whispered. He shushed me.

"This treasure will give us all tha rum ye can think off…" A bunch of people cheered. "As many riches as ye want…" More cheering. "But mostly, all tha pleasure ye could dream of." The men cheered even louder.

"C'mere." Jack said from a rock. He motioned for me to come over. I stumbled over. I felt dizzy.

"Are we gonna take it all Cap'n?" Some pirate asked. He had red hair, brown eyes that looked pure black.

"What do ye think ye moron!" The captain yelled frantically. "Take what ye can mates!" The immediately ran around and began grabbing as much treasure as they could.

"Jack." I whispered with wide eyes.

"What lass?"

"I have to sneeze." Jack looked at me with an expression of pure horror on his face.

"No."

"I cannot control it you know!" I yelled a bit loudly. Jack put his hand over my mouth.

"Shh." He warned. He took his hand off my mouth and I sighed in relief. Suddenly, bits of dust fell from the rocks and I sneezed loudly.

"Wha' was tha'?" The captain yelled looking in our direction.

"I'll check." Some pirate yelled. A whole bunch of them ran in our direction.

"C'mon luv." Jack yelled helping me up but it was too late. At least a dozen pirates surrounded us.

"Well, well, well if it ain't Jack Sparrow and one of his whores." I gawked at the man.

"I am NO whore you arrogant ass." I shouted angrily.

"Nasty temper she's got. Quite a looker Sparrow…ye always knew how ta picks em." The captain said as the crew parted.

"Thank ye Samuels." Jack grinned. I frowned.

"What are ye doing on ME island?" Samuels asked looking me up and down.

"Last time I checked, it wasn't your island." I growled and Jack shook his head. He smiled at me and his crew laughed.

"Yer a feisty one aren't ye?" He asked circling me. Jack glared at him.

"Yes." I nodded proudly. "What are you? A vulture or something?" I groaned in pain. He chuckled and put his arm around me.

"Sparrow, how about ye give me her and I gave ye tha treasure. Whats say ye ta that?" I stared at Jack with wide eyes. He thought it over for a moment.

"Deal."

"What?" I shouted. Samuels smiled and pulled me into him tighter.

"Wonderful." He grinned at Jack.

"One thing…" Jack said.

"What would tha be?"

"This." He shouted pulling his gun out and shooting Samuels in the shoulder. "Now!" The crew stormed out and began to fight Samuels's crew. Samuels threw me aside and began to fight Jack. I gasped in pain and watched Jack and everyone fight. I felt useless so I got up and decided to fight but, I was feeling so sick. That's when it all came up. I threw up all over a bunch of jewels. After that, I felt a bit better. I got up, drew out my cutlass, and ran off to help Will.

"Need any help?" I asked as Will was pinned against the wall.

"A little." He shouted slashing the mans arm off. I stabbed him in the back and he fell to the floor. It was an all out war. I looked around and spotted Jack battling Samuels. I began coughing uncontrollably.

"Sam, are you okay?" Will asked worried.

"I'll…I'll be…fine." I stuttered. I sat on the floor and tried to make myself throw up and feel better. It worked. I felt ok, not great, but better then before.

"Ye should have never come here." Samuels grinned maliciously. He tried to thrust his sword into Jack but Jack parried his and slashed Samuels chest.

"Ye should have never been born." Samuels growled and swung his sword into Jack's shoulder. Jack dropped his sword and cringed in pain.

"I have been waiting to do this to you forever Sparrow." Samuels laughed manically. He was about to decapitate Jack when out of now where, Will came and blocked him.

"You are going to have to wait a bit longer." Will smiled and began to fight Samuels.

"Foolish boy. What makes you think you can beat me?"

"He can beat ye because he is a pirate." Jack told him. Will spun around and looked at Jack.

"That's a first." He said startled and continued fighting Samuels.

"Jack!" I shouted. "Are you alright?" I ran over to him and looked at his shoulder. It was bleeding pretty badly.

"Aye luv. I'll be fine." Jack told me.

"Eunuch." Samuels muttered and pushed me out of the way. "Sparrow, this is where you part from this dear world."

"Where Will?" I asked frantically. He pointed to a body lying on the floor. "WILL!" I screamed and ran over to him.

"Sam?" He asked. I smiled.

"Thank God. Are you okay?"

"A bit." He muttered. He was grabbing his stomach in pain and I noticed his sword was sticking out it.

"Will, I am going to take this out as slowly as I can okay?"

"No, do it fast." He moaned. I bit my lip, closed my eyes and yanked it out. He screamed in pain.

"I'm so sorry." I whispered to him.

"See ye in hell Sparrow." Samuels grinned maliciously and held his sword above Jack's head. I stood up and thought of something Will would do.

"Please make this work." I aimed at Samuels and threw the sword. As he was about to slice Jack's head off, the sword went right through him. He screamed in pain, fell to the floor and turned around slowly and gasped when he saw it was me. His eyes fluttered and he fell backwards causing the sword to go in deeper. He was dead.

"Sam. You did it." Will said in shock.

"I did, didn't I?" I replied just as shocked. Samuels crew stopped and looked at their Captain.

"She killed him." Someone muttered.

"What if they kill us?" Another one yelled.

"Get to tha boats!" The man with red hair yelled. They all ran out of the cave and we were safe.

"Ye killed him." Jack said in amazement. I helped Will up and we both walked over to Jack.

"I did." I smiled.

"I wanted to kill him ye wench." Jack teased as we helped him up.

"Sticks and stones Jack. You saved my life, I saved yours. Savvy?" I mocked.

"Savvy." He smiled. "Now, off to tha boats." Everyone began to leave until Jack yelled. "Grab some treasure first ye fools."

"Tha' was my treasure." A voice gasped. We turned around and Samuels had his gun out and aimed at something on the ceiling. We looked up as he shot a huge boulder. It crumbled to pieces and soon the whole cave was, well, caving in.

"Run!" Gibbs shouted running as fast as his little legs could carry him. We ran out as fast as we could. Jack had to pick up Will and run because of his stomach.

"We speak o' this ta no one savvy?" Jack growled as we ran.

"Savvy." Will shouted.

"We are almost there." I screamed as I saw a whole bunch of trees. Then I saw the boats. I jumped and fell on the sand right as the whole cave fell apart.

"Why didn't we go in that way?" I asked Jack.

"I didn't know there were two ways in luv." Jack panted setting Will down. "After all tha' we come out empty handed."

"I wouldn't say that." I said throwing a bag of coins and rubies at Jack.

"Where did ye get tha'." Jack asked grabbing it greedily.

"From Samuels. When he wasn't looked I pick-pocketed it."

"That's me lass." He cheered happily. He opened the pouch and out poured a LOT of coins, rubies and diamonds.

"This is enough ta make us rich luv!" Gibbs shouted. The crew cheered and Jack picked me up and spun me around. I smiled and laughed. Suddenly, I stopped laughing and stared at something, or rather someone with wide eyes. Jack noticed and stopped spinning me.

"What's wrong luv?" Jack asked sounding concerned. I gulped. Jack turned around and smiled.

"Norrington, what a pleasant surprise mate."

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A/N:: scary music comes on : NO HE'S BACK! Who saw that coming? (Jack) All of them luv. It was obvious. (Me) Liar. (Jack) Would I lie to ye? (Me) (silence) (Jack) Ya…don't answer tha.

Thanks to: The Future Mrs Jack Sparrow, tk421beth, punkrockprinsses, NinjaOfTheDarkness, Queen.Bowie.Jack Sparrow.Lover, J is poker with a J, dracoandme14142. (I love you all!) )

CaptainDuckula out!