A/N: I know that this carol may not make so much sense... but, hey! I'll give you a conclusion of meanings at the end. e.e;
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Tales of Symphonia Christmas Carols
Zelos the Red-Head Chosen, sung by Sheena Fujibayashi (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Zelos the red-head Chosen (Chosen)
Had very bright red hair (Ah, my eyes!)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would say it's up in flares (omigawd, put-it-out!)
All of the schoolchildren (children)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Tomato Head!)
They never let poor Zelos (Zelos)
Play in any playground games (like torturing kindergartners!)
Then one boring school day
Edwin came to say (with his stinky breath)
"Zelos, forget your stupid hair.
Put some glue on the teacher's chair!"
Then all his classmates loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee (funny!)
"Zelos, the red-head Chosen (Chosen)
You'll go down in history!" (Who's George Washington?)
A/N: Okay, I guess I should explain some. On the fourth line of the first verse, the echo part is meant to be said really fast. The (like torturing kindergartners) line is also said really fast. The third verse is that the kids were bored, so some kid named Edwin told Zelos to put glue on the chair for their amusement, forgetting the fact that they made fun of him for his hair. (Hey, Rudolph got made fun for his NOSE, didn't he? That's almost as stupid. Enough though he put his nose to use... well, whatever.) The last echo is just because George Washington doesn't exist in Tales of Symphonia. XD Besides, the kids who heard it from me never played ToS, and still laughed.
Thanks to Toboe-san for ideas for Violent Fight and Zelos the Red-head Chosen! Anymore ideas are welcome! n.n
I'm trying to think of something for another reviewer's suggestion for Deck the Halls. e.e; (Note the last two carols were made during Health class x.x;)