Title: Poem of Love
Author: Anime Worship
Chapter: 2
Romiku Takashi: Locked away in a dark cell
Disclaimer: Hahahaha! I am the new Romiku Takashi! I wonder how many fan mail 'I' got…
(goes on computer)
Computer: You've got 200 new messages!
Disclaimer: Finally, some one to talk to! I never get any messages with 'old' me!
Disclaimer: "Message 1" What's my middle name?
Disclaimer: Uh… sweatdrop… I'll have to get back on you on that one…
Disclaimer: Me tinks I talked enough for today. Sweatdrop
(shuts down computer)
Disclaimer: What a shame. For the 'great Romiku Takashi' doesn't even know my own middle name!
Disclaimer: sits down and sobs I'll never be rich, dang it all! T-T
Director: Take ONE!
Inuyasha: I can sense it… It's a huge storm, coming right from the cursed monk's hand!
Monk: Now's my chance! rips rosary off glove WIND TUNNEL!
Inuyasha: Damn… I'm… slipping! The wind is way too strong. lets go of Tetsugia
Inuyasha: Ahhhhh! Gets sucked up in Miroku's Wind Tunnel
Monk: Ah ha!
Director: Beautifully done, Miroku and Inuyasha!
Miroku: Thank you
Inuyasha: -----
Director: Hey, where's that no good zass-zhu? Inuyasha: ------Kagome rushes in
Kagome: Hey, was that a stunt person or the real Inuyasha?
Miroku: Director?
Director: I forgot to tell you! We don't have anymore stunt people in for this week. Realizes what he said
Miroku: Does that mean…
Kagome and Miroku: sweatdrop
Inuyasha:-----
Director: Take Two!
Battered and Bruised Inuyasha: I can sense it… It's a huge storm, coming right from the cursed monk's hand!
Monk: Now's my chance! rips rosary off glove WIND TUNNEL!
Inuyasha: Damn… I'm… slipping! The wind is way too strong. lets go of Tetsugia.
Inuyasha: gets against a huge vacuum.
Inuyasha: Eh? Director? What is the meaning of this?
Inuyasha: turns around Eh? Where is the cast?
Inuyasha: glances at his hand gasp THE Shikron no Tama! Whole!
Kikyou: Watch, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: gets hit in the chest with a purifying arrow
(A/N: For those of you trying to get what I'm getting at, it's from the Death By Illusion wink wink)
Inuyasha: Kikyou! You are alive!
Kikyou: gives him the funny look As I was yesterday, too, you liar!
Director: Wrong script, idiots!
Kagome: runs in Wazzup!
Director: CUT!
Inuyasha (still bound to a tree) and Kikyou: Eh?
Kagome: Gives Kikyou a death glare
Kagome: Kikyou and I need to talk in the Commode Room!
Kikyou: No I don't
Kagome: pulls Kikyou away
Ten minutes laterKagome: Comes back Ah, I needed that relief!
Inuasya and Director: Where's Kikyou?
Kagome: glares at both of them probably re-applying her makeup.
Two hours laterDirector: Kikyou's still not back! I need to check the commode!
Director: goes into unlocked bathroom OMG!
Inuyasha: runs into the bathroom and laughs his butt off
Kikyou: hanging from the ceiling tied by toilet paper. Wrapped like cocoon. Wriggling. Red faced and screaming through many layers of butt-wipin' paper.
Director: rubs his nosebridge Gotta have my pills. Where are my pills? Goes off somewhere
Director: Without enthusiasm Take three.Kagome: Inuyasha! I can sense two… no, three jewel shards! Now about six! More than I can count! It's heading for us fast!
Inuyasha: You must've gone delirious. knocks on Kagome's head
Kagome: Hey, stop that!
Ogre: steps up behind Inuyasha Growl… grr.
Inuyasha: twitches. Turns around Damn.
Kagome: No! Inuyasha, look out! throws herself in front of Inuyasha
Ogre: punches right through Kagome GROWL.
Kagome: NOOOO!
Inuyasha: OMG, Kagome, don't die now, please! You promised to never leave my side.
Kagome: coughs up blood Gods, Inuyasha. I feel… cold.
Inuyasha: crying Yes, I know. Kagome. I need to tell you something.
Inuyasha: Takes a deep breath Kagome… I…I love.. you…. Please tell me you love me too!
Kagome: Smiles sadly Inuyasha, I…I have some good and bad news
Inuyasha: Smiles happily That you love me?
Kagome: shh. Listen I don't have long takes a shuddering sigh Bad news, Inuyasha, I don't love you because you always cheat on me with that dead miko, Kikyou. I think I have feelings for Sesshomaru, your half-brother. Good news is I just saved 15 of my investments by switching my auto insurance to Geico.
Director: CUT! (Oh gawd. I really need some pills…)
Kagome: Gets up and ripped the fake bloody patch off of her stomach What?
Inuyasha: sadly Did you really mean what you said in the Take?
Kagome: gently swats Inuyasha's cheek Of course not! You think I would love a human-hating, blood-loving man like Sesshomaru? Eww!
Inuyasha: happily sighs
Kagome: I love Kouga!
Inuyasha: WHAT!
Director: I really need to get more sleep. Please, let this all be a dream. Please…
Director: Take… Five? No, four? Groans
Inuyasha: Perched on the window sill Hey, wench, what are you doing
Kagome: One, don't call me wench. Two, I'm doing math.
Kagome: Hums to herself Hey, Inu?
Inuyasha: Yeah?
Kagome: Can you help me with my homework?
Inuyasha: Actually, I am not as slow-witted as you think. Now what do you need help with?
Kagome: Here, let me see how good you really are. What is 1+1?
Inuyasha: Hmm. It's a very tough question. For this, you gotta create some imaginary numbers. Take for example, Eleventy-two and three-ty five. You know.
Kagome: excuse me?
Inuyasha: … and then divide by half the two times the number while adding what you subtracted from six…
Kagome: slaps her forehead Never mind, Inuyasha. now I know how the director feels.
Inuyasha:…So, 1+1 is 24! See, Kagome! Easy as saying "oswari"
Kagome: Really? So if I say that word thirty times, I'll pass on my test in seconds?
Inuyasha: nervously Eh heh… Not really.
Kagome: Oswari!
Inuyasha: inhaling dust on the floor Never do that again, please.
Director: Take…falls on the ground snore
Young Prince Naraku: …and have you done what I demanded from you?
Naraku with baboon suit: Yes sir. But I got to the demon exterminator's village too late. Exterminators and Demons alike were all dead. When the siege was over, there was only one swine left, a half-breed named Inuyasha.
Sango: in hut gasp My dear village…Gone… collapses into pile of tears
Naraku in Baboon suit: ….I tried to avenge the exterminators by giving them a proper sending-off. But Inuyasha was left alive, and every time I got close he would try to kill me. I had no choice but to return here….
Sango: emerges from the hut …Give me… back… my weapons and… armor, and I… will kill… this Inuyasha… sees that both Narakus are not listening, but staring
Sango: What?
Naraku: under his breath My dear Lady Sango, me tinks you are already well equipped with those two giant hanging things. They're so large, they could probably knock some one out.
Sango: looks down to find 'two things' that both Narakus were staring at her eyes widen in realization. Eww, you pervs! She smacked both of them, then runs to the hut to get some clothes on. Some one forgot to reapply her bandages….
Director: wakes up when Sango collapsed in a pile of tears Oh dear Kami, I wish my wife had those big of things…
Sango: beats him over the head with her Bommerang, still not dressed What did you say!
Director: Noth…Nothing!
Hahaha! I really had a laugh while writing all that. Well, on with the real story!
Kagome arrived to school, sweating and out of breath. She ran all the way to school because the darn yellow school bus left without her. She wasn't late, the other people were just early! Kagome huffed and puffed herself past the millions of different cliques, and made a beeline for the library where she could cool off and read in peace. As she opened the door to the library, muscular arms wrapped around her tiny waist. She 'eeped', then tried to stay absolutely still. This poor fool probably mistaken her for someone else…
"Hey there, Kags." A masculine voice said from behind her. Kagome almost collapsed in relief. It was only Hojo.
"Konnichiwa, Hojo-kun." Kagome twirled around in his arms and looked deeply into his cerulean eyes. "Would you mind releasing me? It's getting kind of hard to feel my toes."
"Of course, Kagome-chan!" Hojo replied. "All you had to do was to tell me!" Kagome giggled. Hojo was so strange sometimes.
"Hey, Kagome, I was wondering," Hojo began. At the rise of her eyebrows, which clearly meant: go on, Hojo finished. "if you would like to dance with me at the next dance?" Kagome pretended to think, then replied, "Only if you would stop grabbing me around the waist from now on.
Hojo grinned from ear to ear, showing his perfectly straight, white teeth. " I'll consider that a yes." He flashed her another smile before strutting down the hall way. Kagome sighed, and continued into the library. How queer it is, to be asked out on a date at school when the next dance was still about a month away!