Title: Poem of Love
Author: Anime Worship
Chapter: 3
Genre: General/ Romance
Return of the wild parodies! Yay!
Director: Take One!
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: smack
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: splat
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: smack
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: splat
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: smack
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: splat
Inuyasha: Having fun, wench? At least it's not you that's being splattered!
Director: Kagome, you sat boom Inuyasha one to many times. We've gotta try this over again, and this time, say SIT crash with feeling!
Director: Take… Two!
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: smack
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: splat
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: smack
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: splat
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: smack
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha: splat
Inuyasha: groan why did I ever sign up for this course?
Kagome: Because you lurve me!
Inuyasha: blush who told YOU that!
Kagome: You confessed in the last chapter, ya know.
Inuyasha: Well? Have you considered liking me?
Kagome: No.
Inuyasha: WHY NOT!
Kagome: Anger management, my friend.
Inuyasha: Stop avoiding the subject, dmn it!
Kagome: Fine then! I hate you!
Inuyasha: serious Really.
Kagome: Yeah.
Inuyasha: No, you really lurve me and your embarrassed to tell me.
Kagome: Who told you that! Blush
Inuyasha: Your blush just did.
Kagome: Fine. I guess I do like you. Not love though.
Inuyasha slyly Are you sure?
Kagome: Sit, Inuyasha! How dare you accuse me of such a thing!
Inuyasha: turns into Miroku Thanks, Kagome! I never knew you liked me!
Kagome: Ack! I don't like YOU, Miroku, I love Inuyasha!
Real Inuyasha: walks in and hears Kagome Oh, Kagome! I love you too!
Kagome and Director: I really need a new job
Director: Take Three!
Inuyasha: walks in front of group Darn. I smell a no good flea-bag!
Kagome: Would that be Kouga?
Inuyasha: Don't be stupid, of course he is!
Kouga: rushes up in tornado Hi there, Kagome!
Inuyasha: What the hll are you here for, wolf?
Kouga gives Inuyasha a glare To check up on Kagome, you idiot bastard!
Inuyasha: The hll no!
Kouga: Get behind me, Kagome
Kagome: Please, Kouga, Inuyasha: Don't fight!
Inuyasha: Oh yeah, Kagome's protecting me for once
Kouga: surprised And why ever not, my woman?
Kagome: For the last time, I'm not YOUR WOMAN!
Kouga: Why not?
Kagome: Because you are conceited, haughty, egotistical, bigheaded, superior, proud, overconfident, supercilious, pompous, patronizing, air-headed, and way too protective….
Kouga: to himself Do I really have an airy, large head?
Ten minutes laterKagome: And you know what! I think you're… kinda cute! (from Robots. Piper said it. Hee Hee hee)
Kouga: Really!
Inuyasha: sweatdrop wahhh!
Director: Kagome, you've had way too much sugar, you can't even read your script! I'm putting you off of Trix cereal for a whole minute!
Kagome: cry NNNNOOOOO!
Director: snoreRin: Jaken-sama! Come and play with Rin!
Jaken: Oh gawd no!
Rin: Yay! Jaken will play with Rin now!
Jaken: Whatever, ninjen.
Rin: Don't be mean, Jaken!
Jaken: …
Rin: Jaken! You forgot your script!
Sesshomaru: appears behind Rin This Sesshomaru will teach Jaken's mouth a lesson so he won't forget his script…
Jaken: Noo! I mean, yes master!
Sesshomaru: disappears
Jaken: Grabs Rin's hand Let's go play… um… Tag!
Rin: No, Jaken. I'm tired. I need some sleep!
Jaken: No! We'll play now and sleep later!
Rin: Sleep…
Jaken: Fine then! Let's play, chase Jaken around a tree!
Rin: No.
Jaken: Please!
Rin: No.
Director: Is it just me, or is it opposite day for Rin and Jaken?
Director: Take… falls off his high chair I really need life insurance.
Kagome: in a hot spring Ack! Inuyasha, you perv! Go away, now!
Inuyasha: Steps out from behind a tree And what if I don't?
Kagome: Fine, be that way.
Inuyasha: What are you planning to do, wen---
Kagome: takes huge breath Inuyasha… sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit and sit!
Inuyasha: Oh gawd. I think I made a hole through the world when I started in Japan. I think I'm in Hollywood, USA!
Britney Spears: holds up her huge tits Can you sign these?
Inuyasha: sweatdrop What's wrong with you! jumps back into the hole.
Kagome: on other side Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: WHAT!
Kagome: You are in my spring.
Inuyasha: So?
Kagome: I'm naked, you idiot!
Inuyasha: Yeah? There's absolutely nothing to see, anyway.
Kagome: Oh yeah! Take… this!
Kagome: throws rock at him
Inuyasha: thowk
Kagome: throws book at him
Inuyasha: Splat
Kagome: heaves rubber duckie
Inuyasha: gets hit in the face
Kagome: Actually, I want to keep my rubber duckie.
Kagme peels rubber duckie off of Inuyasha's face.
Director: Oh gawd. Someone shoot me.
Kagome: Jerk!
Sesshomaru: Bitch.
Kagome: asshole!
Director: zzz…
Sesshomaru: whore.
Kagome: prick.
Sesshomaru: cunt.
Kagome: dick head!
Sesshomaru: wench!
Kagome: Frosty.
Sesshomaru: Barney!
Director: snaps awake oh st
Kagome: What did you just call me Eyes flare with anger
Sesshomaru: chuckles
Director: I think he called you that overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur called "Barney".
Kagome: I AM NOT BARNEY! smacks Sesshomaru upside the head
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the Chex Mix and Ramen in my pantry. T-T
Kagome just walked into the library when the bell rang. Dang it! Kagome thought. Seconds later, a wave of older teenagers swept her off her feet, screaming and elbowing to get out of the small single door. (A/N: Don't you hate it when you are squeezed between a doorframe and about one hundred people?)
Kagome finally escaped from the zoo that was the library, and headed for her locker. She stopped in front of it, twisted the lock for her combo, and opened the locker door. Inside was almost as empty as a disclaimer's wallet. (A/N: No offence, disclaimers, but I never heard of a rich disclaimer!) She sighed and tugged out her math book and binder. Kagome pulled out her little locker mirror and inspected her reflection. It smiled serenely back. She unzipped her backpack and drew out a few bottles of makeup and mascara.
Kagome lightly dipped her index finger into the Ivory Foundation bottle, then swirled it into her face. Next, she applied a layer of Moon Shine Finish. Kagome whipped on some expensive lip gloss (cherry flavor) and dabbed on some First Blush…blush. She swept her hair up into a messy ponytail, slammed her locker shut, and strode all the way to Math Class.
Kagome didn't talk to anyone, or did anyone talk to her. She didn't have many friends at school, but it wasn't like she wanted any, either. Friends drag you down, poke fun at you, and get you in trouble. She didn't want that to happen. What a blemish it would be on a resume, even if that were a long way off!
Kags arrived first at her math class. Her assigned seat was right next to the door out. Which turn out to be both a blessing and a curse. She was always the first one out, but every morning, many boys would kick the legs of her desk. Which turned out to be a pain in the butt.
Once again, Kagome glanced over to her right and saw Hojo also looking in her direction. When did that boy get a clue that she didn't like him? One could just walk up to him and say: "I hate you." And he would reply: "I'd love to come to the dance with you!" Psh! Clue less. Kagome resisted the urge to roll her eyes as Hojo turned down another slut. He would tell them no, and smile in her direction really wide.
Sensei Tokipu was 'late' to class once again. He was probably in the teacher's lounge finishing up his fourth cup of coffee. A bemused expression crossed her face, just as the door slammed open. All useless chatter stopped, pairs of eyes zoomed too 'up-and-down' the newcomer. There stood their teacher, Mr. Tokipu. He paused and stared up in the class, clad in a striped flannel and a pair of baggy blue jeans. He was young, only about 24. And to some people, of course, not including Kagome, he was HOT.
Mr. Tokipu strode to his lecture podium, and swept his eyes up and down the rows. He had piercing blue eyes, contrasting from his naturally spiky orange hair. He had high cheekbones, and his lips were only a shade darker than Kagome's lip gloss. He stood 5'7, towering over many a young man in the hallway.
Despite his appearances, Mr. Tokipu claimed he was still single and virgin. Many a female's hearts swooned at this. It was only too bad that Mr. Tokipu planned to stay virgin until after he was married, or else many girls would have quickly seduced him…
Kagome willed away all those naughty thoughts and concentrated on her grading. She was one of few who had completed the 60 question homework page. So far, 49/49 of her's were correct. Kagome wondered how the other students who did their homework were doing.
"Number 52… 983. Number 53… 12.5. Number 54… $3,600,000. Number 55…" The teacher droned on. Kagome still had all of them right. Hmm. She thought to herself. I think that extra hour of studying really paid off!
After grading, Kagome handed up her paper. She wiped her desk clean of any imaginary dust. Now came time for their exam grades. Oh holy kami, please let me get a high score Kagome thought, wiping her brow of cold sweat that was beginning to form…
With the Inuyasha Group"Darn that wench! When will she be back!" a certain hanyou dog-demon exclaimed as he took out stress on a tree. The tree splintered, much to the slight satisfaction of Inuyasha. A demon exterminator, a perverted monk, and a fox child look on as Inuyasha was beginning to kill a whole forest.
"Inuyasha, calm down! Kagome will be back when the time is right!" Miroku hissed. Inuyasha turned to the monk, and stated: "And that will be…" Miroku gulped and looked at the beautiful Lady Sango for an answer. She shrugged her shoulders, and petted her fire-neko pet, Kirara.
"Well?" a P.O.-ed Inuyasha demanded. Miroku sighed.
"Inuyasha, this era is not her home. She must probably be lonely here without her companions! Wouldn't you take every single minute of time you had to spare here if you were taken to some New World?" Inuyasha thought. Yeah, the monk was right, but—shimatta—they had a mission!
Inuyasha dejectedly sighed and replied "Guess you're right."
Shippo finally spoke up and yelled "How would you guess that he was right? Only SMART people like…me… are good at guessing games! You on the other hand…" Inuyasha punching him on the top of his head cut Shippo short.
"Shut up, runt!" Inuyasha yelled, leaping back from the now crying Shippo.
"I'm g..going t..to sniffle tell O..okaa-s..san about y…you hurting m..mee!" Shippo wailed as Inuyasha bounded off into –who knows where—into the forest.