Never

by Sunshinecackle

Ron's take on everything he's never done in a nifty, poetic form.

Title: Never

Category: Humor/Poetry

Pairings: none

Warnings: Poetically incorrect

Summary: Ron's take on everything he's never done in a nifty, poetic form.

Never

I'm the cute little red-head who does nothing

I am not capable of climbing out of bed.

I have never walked along the bricks of a wall

Or been to the tippy top of the castle

Or seen the ocean

Or swim.

I'm the cute little red-head who does nothing

I am not capable of climbing out of bed.

I cannot play any instrument

I have never been able to see a swimming pool

Never have I beem kissed on the mouth by a girl (or boy) other than my mum

And I've never been to a show.

I'm the cute little red-head who does nothing

I am not capable of climbing out of bed.

I have never plucked a turkey of it's feathers

Never played a piano

Never heard German Metal Music

Never ever got into a fight I couldn't get myself out of

And I've never been to a show.

I'm the cute little red-head who does nothing

I am not capable of climbing out of bed.

I've never had better friends than Harry and Hermione

I've never been able to love anyone for more than a day

I've never been able to lie to my mother

I've never been able to get out of 'gunea pig duty' when the Twins need a test subject

And I've never been to a show.