Hermione fan mail
a/n: I am going to do a couple of chapters and call quits, plz send me letters to me.
Dear Hermione,
Why do you know all this stuff that other people don't know? I mean I can hardly follow the books.
Who do you love I mean you have to love someone. Is it Viktor or maybe Ron? And why aren't you in Ravenclaw?
-Random-
Dear Random,
I know all that "stuff" because I pay attention and read. What do you mean by books are we talking school books or what? I don't love anyone Viktor is a pen pal and Ron is my friend. I was going to be in Ravenclaw but I guess that I have more courage then knowledge.
Sincerely,
Hermione Granger
Dear Hermione Granger,
What's the most important thing in your life? Is it homework, boys, knowledge, or books? The most important thing in my life is family. How do you feel about Voldemort being back? What's your favorite Christmas carol? I personally like deck the halls the best. And if you are so smart why can't you make another sorcerers stone or make some luck potion?
That's what I would do any how. If you don't want to be expelled then why do you do all those crazy things with Ron and Harry?
-O fanfic king-
Dear O fanfic king,
The most important thing in my life is my friends. I feel mad, sad, annoyed about Voldemort being back.
I don't make anything like the sorcerers stone or any luck potion because I can't get the ingredients and I would get too much attention. The reason I do all the crazy stuff with Ron and Harry is because there my friends and they would get caught with out me.
-Hermione Granger-
Dear mud blood,
You have fan mail? Ha-ha! Why are they writing to you? Of all people. You better not write back I don't want to be touched by a mud blood or anything a mud blood like you touched.
-Draco-
P.S.
You don't deserve me writing to you.
Dear Draco,
You don't deserve me writing to you. I have fan mail deal with it because I am not arrogant snot like you. open the second envelope.
-Hermione Granger-
Dear Hermione
Why do you always like pay attention in like class? Is it like you lives like goal to like be a walking ensiclupediu? Like all I like ever do is like puton like lip gloss in class. You have like a 2th grade info vocabulary. So why do you like even try? Im just telling you that you should like get sumore lipstick.
Sinseerully,
Shallow Marshmallow
Dear Shallow Marshmallow,
First you need to spell check and your grammar is horrible. I pay attention in class so that I get good grades and get a job. No it's not my life's goal to be a walking encyclopedia. Your last questions don't make sense and I don't want more lipstick.
Sincerely,
Hermione Granger