A/N: (Advertising man voice) Not only is this story pointless but it also has no point! But wait! There's more! It may or may not be a one-shot! And all for only a million billion trillion squillion google googleplex dollars! Enjoy!
Harry: COOKIES!
All: Fuck yeah!
Ron: CHOCOLATE!
All: Fuck yeah!
Hermione: BOOKS!
All: Um… Fuck… Yeah?
Hermione: Why don't you like books? I like books! You, yes you! Like books now!
Harry: What the fuck Hermi-wormi?
Ron: Yeah what he said.
Hermione: I LIKE BOOKS GOD DAMN IT!
Ron: OOOOOOkkkkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy… backs away
Harry: whispers to Ron on the count of three, run.
Ron: THREE!
Hermione: runs
Ron: runs
Harry: HaHa! Hermione and Ron have the runs!
Ron: Toilet
Hermione: Moaning mertyl (sp?) can now pay for the many years of maoning by getting a mouth full of diarrhea!
All: spew
Hermione laughs like a maniac
Draco: sings I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuuuuurts.
Hermione: Runs to loo
Harry: Where the hell did you come from?
Draco: Well. What happened was the story wasn't random enough for Louie so she added me and my over used song thingy in to try and create humour.
Harry: Blankly You killed it.
Draco: Fuck you!
Harry: I would rather fuck you!
Draco: Seductively Astronomy tower. Be there or be circular.
Harry: OK!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: DRACO!
Draco: GINNY!
Harry: HARRY!
All: Um…
Harry: cries
Hermione: returns
Ron: returns
All: Hi!
Hermione: runs
Ron: Runs
Draco: I LOVE YOU HERMIONE!
Ginny: I thought you loved me!
Harry: I thought you loved ME!
Dumbledore: NAKY TIME!
Strange music: Plays
Snape: I am the potions master! I don't WANT to be the potions master! I want to be DADA professor thingy! cries
Louie: I told you that one day I would have a cameo!
All: Hello lovely perfect fantastically amazing author!
Louie: Hello easily manipulated minion like characters!
Hermione: I love you Louie!
Louie: suspicious in what way?
Hermione: Not THAT way!
Louie: Satisfied OK!
Louie: Suddenly suspicious Why?
Hermione: Because you are intelligent!
Louie: Since you complimented me you shall now have exclamation marks on your name!
Hermione: YAY!
Music: plays
Streamers: fall
All: What about us?
Louie: You suck.
All: Cries
A/N: Well. What did you think! I just came up with this because I am entirely bored. Have fun reading and all because if you don't you will die.
Oh yes. YOU GUYS BETTER REVIEW BECAUSE OTHERWISE I MIGHT HAVE TO GET MEDIEVILE ON YOUR HINNEY!
Thank you!
Louie!