The story with no name

by Louiebugooey

Pointless but hopefully funny. Please read and all that. Slashes may happen but they probably wont so please, hold your breath. OH YEAH! There is some very very mild sex and swearing so don't worry about that unles you are under the age of four.

2. Chapter 2

A/N: Apparently it's not going to be a one-shot.

Narcissa: DRACO!

Draco: Mumsie!

All: spew

Narcissa: EW!

Hermione: Draco! Let's go out!

Draco: Nah! I'm over you and into Blaise!

Blaise: Over here sexy.

Ginny: Ok!

Blaise: Not you! Narcissa.

Narcissa: YUCK!

Blaise: cries

Voldrmort: I am Lord Voldemort! I want to eat you!

Harry: What the fuck?

MediWizard: It's ok. Voldemort just has some issues he needs to sort through.

All: OOOOH.

MediWizard: Yeah.

Hermione: I love my exclamation marks!

Louie: I'm glad you do.

Hermione: Thank you!

Louie: Chicken!

All: Scared

Louie: laughs like a maniac

All but HERMIONE: back away

Hermione: gets wand

Louie: gets a little frightened

Hermione: looks evil

Louie: RUN!

All: Return

All: run!

Hermione: cries

All: return

Hermione: smiles

Louie: Gets annoyed at the lack of dialog

All: point out that Louie is writing it

Louie: Humphs

A/N: There you go. No reviews and one sad little yet somehow not so little girl.

Please Review. Cries P-p-p-p-pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa-s-ssse.