Disclaimer – I do not own any of Team Ninja's Characters or anything else related to Dead or Alive. Also, i do not own any other various Fighting Game Characters that magically appear in this work of fiction.
Tina rushes through the cracked concrete streets of the once marvelous city, now destroyed and in shambles. She has trouble focusing on her role, knowing that everyone has their eyes on her, because she is so wonderful and perfect. Her beautiful curves fill the green, tight fitting fatigues perfectly, but unfortunately, the damn kevlar vest hides her massive popularity pom-poms.
The helicopter from above unloads five soldiers on rip cords, all extras from their generic looks, same uniforms and helmets, not original like Tina herself. She's the star and won't have anyone stealing the spotlight from her! She could have hired clones, but that would have cost way too much money, and her dazzling makeup artist Marco is much more important.
Tina focuses back on the task at hand and remembers her stage directions, rushing across the streets and smiles at the green truck as she passes the vehicle. She counts approximately ten steps before reaching the alleyway and hides behind the wall. The scene is going perfect, she hasn't fumbled not once this time. Now comes the hard part though, because if those five dollar a day extras don't remember their marks, it will ruin her entire career.
She hesitantly peeks around the corner and notices the distracted soldiers, but then to the north, the soldiers on the other side of the alley open fire. The guns only make the noise of firing bullets, and those hired losers are lucky because they are pointing right at her. The nerve of some of the men in this world! She hired them to have the aim of Stormtroopers, not snipers.
Tina easily dodges the non-existent bullets and fires her own plastic automatic gun, hers equipped with the dandy little red scope, and strafes across the opening of the alley. On the mark of the stunt coordinator, Tina is quickly hoisted into the air and pulled across the opening like a much cuter Super girl and lands on the comfortable mat. That hack is lucky he landed her in the correct area.
The cord magically un-clips from her back and she rolls off the mat. Tina is surprised at herself for almost missing her mark in reloading her gun. Luckily one of those no-name indentured servants off to the side pantomimes the reloading action. She quickly reloads her plastic gun and readies herself, but this is when the massive helicopter charges forwards. This is it! When the spotlight will totally be on her, her talented blond haired and blue eyed being will be all alone in the next shot thanks to CG.
"The helicopter is right in front of me, it fires two missiles, I'm surprised!" Tina repeats to herself, standing in front of a jumble of rubble. She closes her eyes and looks up wide eyed, her mouth widening with a slight shiver. Those acting classes worked. She can totally feel the acting bubbling forth. Okay, the explosion is over and now she must pretend she is miraculously emerging from the blaze.
Tina exhales and hunches her back slightly, the single black bruise under her right eye still the only mark on her. She shows the expression that she can only describe as determination with focused eyes and holds. One, two, three, four, and...
"CUT!"
"Yes, I did it!" Tina throws the gun down and starts jumping up and down as all the stagehands rush forwards to do whatever it is they do, but all that matters is her, the actress! The extras are ushered away as Director Yuen walks over to her, his backwards hat looking quite stupid, but he's part of her contract, so therefore, she'd never say that.
"Hey, did you see me? I acted good right?" Tina asks and Yuen shrugs slightly, and then nods,
"Of course, Ms. Armstrong, you did...wonderful." Yuen writes something down on his clipboard as Tina unzips the kevlar vest to allow her mountainous region to breathe.
"I told you the one hundred and twenty-ninth take was going to be money! Well, what do you want to say to me?"
"Um, I'm proud of you, Ms. Armstrong." Yuen answers and Tina nods her head as she snaps her fingers, sending one of her numerous servants bounding forwards. She takes her ice water and knocks it back with a grin, noticing that her wonderful ever last lip color doesn't come off on the bottle. Marco is just too wonderful for words.
"That's right your proud of me, and i better get an Oscar for this!" Tina demands and Yuen nods reluctantly,
"I uh, I'm sure you will."
"Hey, Yuen!" Soldier #1 yells, rushing over and Yuen clinches slightly as the man rushes over, his build quite impressive and his jawline almost godlike.
"What is it...uh, you?" Yuen asks and the extra winks at Tina before asking his question,
"When does this babe get naked? I'm sick of wearing these...clothes things." Yuen grinds his teeth nervously as Tina spins and bounds on Soldier #1,
"What did you say, Slave? This is my movie! I will only do nudity if i feel it is of the utmost importance! I hired Yuen because he has won more nominations than--"
"Actually, that's my uh...brother." Yuen admits and Tina looks over enraged, throwing her bottle to the ground and it bounces away,
"But i had my agency book you myself! They said they'd get my acting career jump started!" Tina yells and Yuen nods his head with a frown,
"Tina, you do realize you can't act right?" Tina balls up her small hand into an even smaller fist and growls,
"I can to! Give me an emotion!"
"Okay, show me sad." Yuen directs and Tina bites her lower lip and then nods.
She quickly transforms her mouth into a frown and then nods,
"There! Sad!"
"Okay, now do traumatized." Yuen commands and Tina raises a confused eyebrow and actually peeks over towards the extra for guidance.
"See what I'm saying," Yuen explains, "You're no A-List actress!"
"So who are you then, Yuen!"
Soldier #1 steps forwards and puts his arm around Yuen with a smirk,
"Babe, have you ever heard of 'Massage Oil Conflict, Operation Iraqi Femdom' and 'Commando Cuties With Big Booties'! Those are Yuen's best!"
"WHAT!" Tina yells enraged, spinning around, glaring at all the deceivers and Yuen quickly holds his hands up,
"But it's okay, i always wanted to get into more 'normal' stuff anyways." Tina glares at him and Yuen drops his clipboard and Soldier #1 rushes away squealing.
"If you guys wanted me to do porn, you should've just said so!" Tina explains and Yuen's eyes widen as she unzips her shirt, exposing her only true talent, although paid for, and a bunch of excited hollering ensues, "But you better keep away from the ass!"