Disclaimer – I do not own any of Team Ninja's Characters or anything else related to Dead or Alive. Also, I do not own any other various Fighting Game Characters that magically appear in this work of fiction.
Kasumi sits sullenly on a powerful, thick tree branch, her back slumped against the massive trunk and her head hung low. The sun peaks over the mountains in the distance, the orange sky reflecting off of the sparkling lake below. Kasumi lets out a low sigh, her loneliness launching upwards through the apex of the trees and the birds fly away quickly, not wanting to be around her.
Leaves flutter from the trees as the birds make their escape and a certain lucky green leaf floats down, battling against the wind to land just right. A smile creases the leaf's abstract lips as it safely lands on ample, pale bosom. It attempts to nuzzle itself deeper into the grand cleavage, but Kasumi grabs it quickly and looks at it with a smile,
"Well hi there, Mr. Leaf," She says in her giggly voice, "Everyone seems to be avoid--, um, staying away from me, but you could most certainly put in one of those job paper thingies to be my new friend." Kasumi chuckles and giggles at the same time, producing what could only be called a chiggle, and holds the leaf closer, "Wanna hear a story?"
Kasumi waits for an answer, but there isn't one, so she places the leaf closer to her ear and waits a moment longer. The leaf looks down from the in-escapable grasp, peering down at its still falling brethren whom all point and laugh at his misfortune. Kasumi shrugs her shoulders, causing her reddish brown hair to bounce and finally nods,
"I'll tell you anyways, okay? Well anyways, i was running away from these bad ninjas yesterday and like, i was up in this dark spooky forest. Do you know how high some of the those tree places go? Really high, like, well, not up to the stars, but maybe half way or something like that. Oh, and um, i was up in the tree and I landed on a branch as these three metal sharp things came flying at me!"
Kasumi looks down to ensure that the leaf is still listening and at seeing that it is, she continues the thrilling chronicle.
"Okay, so these sharp things came flying at me and i used my own sharp thing, although its a little longer, and i swung it all around!" Kasumi elaborates with wild gestures of her hand, and accidentally drops the leaf in the commotion.
It squeals in delight to be free, but Kasumi quickly snatches upwards and catches it, crashing all of its dreams and hopes.
"Oopsies, you almost fell, Mr. Leaf! Okay, anyways, i used my own sharp thing, i think its called a spoo--, no, no, its a knife! Yea, thats what Hayate called it! Oh yea, Hayate is my big brother, he's really nice and handsome, and i know he loves me, but he's actually...well, he's the one that's trying to kill me. Thats weird, huh?"
Kasumi tilts her head to the side in wonder, beginning to put two and two together and finally another heartwarming chiggle flows from her pink lips,
"He sent them to kill me at first, but now they're trying to rescue me from themselves! I get it now! Okay, anyways, the story isn't like, over yet. So let me contin--, um, let me keep going. Well, i knocked those mini UFO's away and jumped out of the tree, and like a ballerina ninja, i did a flip and landed!"
Kasumi holds the crying leaf close as she is wracked with excited laughter,
"I'm so cute when i flip around! I like to do stuff like that because i get to show off my cute, cute, clothes! I like these flaps, they go up and down and so does my hair! My mom used to—oops, okay, so i was running and the cute ninja guys followed after me. I was actually going to ask them why they kept chasing me, but i like to play hard to get!"
Kasumi yawns and tilts her head back, but accidentally bumps her head on the tree.
"Ouch! Thats the third time i did that! Well, um, where was I? Oh right, when those jerks cut my favorite ribbon! I jumped up into a tree and they threw one of those things at me, so when i landed, i—i used this super magic...yep, uh-huh, i threw a big energy ball at them and made them think twice about cutting my pretty stuff." Kasumi sighs again and smiles at the imprisoned leaf with her rosebud mouth,
"Well, what do you think?" The leaf scowls and shakes his abstract fist in her face furiously,
"I think you should drop me back on that massive rack and shut the fck up! My ears are fcking bleeding! What the fck? Do you seriously think anyone likes you? That they want to hear your boring ass story? You've got some tig ol bitties, and a blind man could see your panties as much as you prance around like a skank! Thats the only fcking reason that--"
Kasumi quickly squeezes the leaf tightly, cutting off his respiration and frowns
"Well thats not very nice! If you want to talk mean, Mr. Leaf...you can just...well, you can just suck my ass! Oh yea, thats right! But you won't get the chance, will you?" Kasumi furiously blows the bad mouthed leaf away from her, sending it plummeting to the ground below and she looks over the edge, maneuvering her hand just right, so that all of her fingers are curled inwards except for the middle one.