Way, way up north where there is nothing but snow, in a secluded place called the North Pole, an old man was living with the name of Santa Clause. He lived in a very rural area, seeing as it was nothing but snow and ice, using reign deer instead of a fire engine red Ferrari, with only his wife and a ton of little people more commonly referred to as elves. Everything was fine in the diaphanous place, until the day that the stranger came.

The stranger was only slightly taller than most of the Christmas elves, but an inverse in any other way. While the elves were always bright and happy, dressed in their red and green striped clothes, he wore nothing but black. He didn't seem cold, despite the thinness of his cloak. He had really weird spiky black hair with a white starburst in the center. His eyes were a flame-red and glared angrily at everyone.

The intruder flung the door to the workshop open, and strode forward confidently. He pushed the elves that bombarded him and walked up to Santa Clause, who was checking the quality of the toys off on a checklist.

When Santa Clause saw the stranger, he asked cheerfully, "Who might you be young man?"

The black clad stranger stared hatefully at the man. "I am Hiei. Last year, I had to do your dirty work. So I have come to kill you."

Santa Clause stood with an open mouth. Then, Hiei did the most sacrilegious thing. He drew steal against Santa Clause. Using the unnatural speed he was gifted with, Hiei cut the big man into little pieces.

Smiling silently to himself, the demon turned and walked away.

The impiety created a mass cataclysm amongst the human race. It was on the news, on the front page of every newspaper and everyone found out that Christmas was canceled due to lack of Santa. Kids cried, parents revolted, and Hiei reveled in it all.

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Ok, well, this is a sequel to the last one that I wrote. In that one, Hiei had to go do the Santa Clause gig, and this year he isn't too happy about it. -

Well, I really don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, so if ya think I do, go shove it. I do own a little Hiei plushie now, tho, thanks to…a friend. Sorry if you were expecting more from this.

R&R!