Disclaimer: For you guys that didn't understand the last two chapters here how it went: The first one titled Kagome was the whole chapter in like HER thoughts, chapter 33 WAS the same chapter but turned into Inuyasha's thoughts. But of course NOW this is a real chapter. Oh you guys are gonna hate one of the next chapters ---- I probably wont title it so I don't give it away. I thought it over long and hard and decided YES WE ARE GOING FOR IT!

The Monks Trickery

Kagome sunk down in the warm water, the heat barely touching the top of her chin.

"Kagome. Tell me about your dance with Inuyasha." Sango said smirking.

"We danced."

"Then?"

"Went home and slept."

"It seems you don't want to tell me?"

"Well…its not you Sango. Im just not ready to discuss me and Inuyasha's whole night. Right now its still sinking in."

"Oh."

"So what did the monk do this time?" Kagome asked trying to change the subject.

"Ugh!" Sango rolled her eyes. "Lets just say I was asleep and he thought he had a chance." Both girls laughed and sunk down deep into the water.

To Inuyasha and Miroku ---

Inuyasha sat on the ground and crossed his feet, then stood up again and looked out the door for any signs of Kagome and Sango returning. When seeing that they have yet to return he sat back down.

"Inuyasha, why so eager?" Miroku stretched out his legs and leaned his back against the side of the bed.

"When are they comin' back!"

Miroku shrugged. "I'll go check on them and see when they are coming back." Miroku started walking towards the door. Inuyasha grabbed hold of his arm.

"Don't think im stupid enough to fall for that."

"Of course what was I thinking." Miroku put his hands threw his haori sleeves smirking wide.

"What are you up too monk!"

"What? Nothing. Why would you think…I…was…doing anything?" Miroku took a long leap out of the hut door. He pulled a sacred sutred (I have no clue if that's right and I know that's not how you spell it x.x) out of his sleeve and pressed it against the base of the entrance to the hut.

"Miroku!" Inuyasha yelled and walked to the entrance. On touch of the newly made barrier Inuyasha was pushed to the ground. "AH! Miroku." He growled and stood back up.

Miroku turned and ran for the forest, towards where the girls were in the hot springs.

"Forgive me Inuyasha!" he yelled back.

"MIROKU!" Inuyasha yelled. Im gonna kill that monk. Inuyasha told himself. He tried walking out again and ended up on the floor as last time. He growled and rested his chin on his arm.

"Inuyasha?" Inuyasha looked up and saw Kagome and Sango standing outside of the hut.

"Kagome! Your back!" Inuyasha said with joy. Sango looked over at the sacred sutred and pulled it off, throwing it to the ground.

"That was Miroku running off in the forest to watch us wasn't it?" Kagome said dully, knowing Miroku.

"Yeah. The monk trapped me with that." Inuyasha said pointing to the paper on the ground. "Im gonna kill him once he gets back."

"No Inuyasha. Let Sango take care of him." Kagome turned to her.

"Of course. I still havent repayed him for his last trick."

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Miroku moved from bush to bush, setting himself in perfect view. He looked over at the springs. His jaw dropped when no one was there.

They must have already headed back. Miroku thought. He clenched his teeth at the look on Sango's face for trapping Inuyasha in the hut. He was more afraid of her then Inuyasha.

He stood up, his head drooping towards the ground. He had to face his fate and go back.

He stepped into the hut. Kagome and Inuyasha were sitting on the bed playing a card game, Shippo and Kilala were asleep in Kagome's lap, and Sango was washing dishes with her back towards Miroku so he couldn't see the long evil smirk on her face.

"Hello my friends. I just stepped out for some air." Miroku said slowly.

"Hey Miroku." Kagome said and went back to her game.

"Ok." Inuyasha said, and also went back to the card game.

"Welcome back." Sango said. "We've been waiting for you to return." Sango turned and revealed her evil grin. She lifted back her arm and let loose a cup on Miroku's forhead.

"AH!" Miroku yelled and fell back unconcious. (It's a heavy cup like a coffe mug or something, Yeah that's it!)

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Miroku's eyes slowly opened. His nose was burning with the last contact with a coffee cup. He tried to lift his arm to scratch it but couldn't.

"Wha?" he looked down at the ropes tied around his body, keeping him from scratching his itchy spot. "Hey! Im tied up!"

MUWAHAHAHHAA! Yes im ending it there just to make you wait for the next chapter! I hoped you liked this one so far. I don't know if Sacred Sutred is right and I know I didn't spell it right. But I tried. I hope this makes you laugh at least a little bit or something like that. If it doesn't I guess im only funny when im not trying .

But ok here are some awards for you guys:

For funniest evil person: kutekelcie. I swear I fell out of my chair again and hurt my foot cuz I loved the part at the end you ran around like a maniac laughing maniacly. Well I could just pictrue you in chibi form doing that Im probably gonna draw that cuz its so funny! You deserve a cup cake. A VIRTUAL cup cake so here ya go.

First to become a duck Oo – D.C.

First to glomp back – Myst172 (Caroline) Much sisterly love to you too.

Well sorry I don't have much time for awards . sleep doesn't come easy for me right now. Keep getting worried about school again, not being able to stay up late and all that. But my dad said he would buy me a vcr and tape Inuyasha and Full Metal Alchemist every week day. We have a dvd player but I don't think it tapes so yeah its gonna be cool. YES! I have enough money to buy the next FMP volume. Oh yeah gonna get ot see my dear Sousuke! XD