"Full Metal! In my office Now!" yelled a very perturbed Roy Mustang. No one came at first, but the door opened soon afterwards. In strolled Edward Elric, hands in his pockets, and eyes closed. He looked relaxed, and a nice smile was upon his face. He pulled a chair up to the desk, sat down, and rested his feet on the edge. Leaning back, he answered, "What is it, Colonel sir?"
Roy raised an eyebrow up suspiciously. When was Full Metal so patient...and nice?
"Well, yes. Ehem. It seems that there have been theft cases in Rizenbul. We need you and your brother to investigate," stated the Flame Alchemist.
Ed just smiled brightly.
"Why, yes sir! I'll go. I'm ready when you say!"
Roy was dumbstruck. Was Full Metal okay? Roy needed to know.
"Uhh. Full Metal?" he asked, leaning over his desk to put his hand on Ed's forehead, "Are you all right?"
Ed was starting to scare him.
"Yep! Fine like always, boss!"
Okay. Roy officially declared that Ed had lost it. But, before he could say anything, the Colonel heard Al, Ed's younger brother, shout, "Mustang, sir! Come in here!"
Roy sprang up from his chair behind his desk. Ed stayed in his relaxed, close eyed position. All of the sudden, there was the sound of a door opening. Following that, there was a crash, a slash, and a yell.
"FULL METAL!"
Ed opened his eyes and sniggered.
"He, he."
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A/N: Just so ya'lls know, when Roy opened the door to see Al, a bucket was placed above it, causing it to fall when the door was open. And, yes. Al joined in the prank! Tell me how you feel, and tell me if it's going along well so far. THANKIES!