Part Two
JACK
"Doc, what do you mean by 'contagious?'?"
"Sir, think about it. Whatever is causing SG-9 to behave like this has obviously spread to General Hammond." She says gesturing to where Hammond is occupied blowing up gloves.
"How is it transmitted?" Sam asks.
"I have no way of knowing that yet."
"Guys, I don't think it matters. If it's airborne, we were all in the briefing room, and if it's transmitted by touch; well we all touched General Hammond getting him down here." Daniel points out.
"For cryin' out loud, do you mean to tell me that the five of us are all going to start acting like kids too?"
"Probably sir." Doc says.
"Sir, more than us…SG-9 is already out there." Sam says pointing to the infirmary doors.
"We better call the President." I say.
Getting the General back to his office with us is no easier a task than getting him to the infirmary.
Picking up the red phone I tell the woman my name and that it's an emergency and I need to speak to the President.
"Ooooh, I want to talk to him too." Hammond says.
I don't know why, but just as I hear the President's voice, I hand him the phone. He's speaking so loud everyone in the office can hear him.
"What's happened? Is everything all right?" The President asks.
I know I should be mortified at General Hammond's response, but just like the other occupants in the room, I only find it funny.
"For shizzle, my nizzle." He responds and promptly hangs up the phone.
TBC…
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I promise Chapter 3 will be out soon, and will be longer.