Title: The Difference
Description: How do kisses differ? Sirius explains this to Remus. All dialog.
Category: Romance
Other Category(s): Humor
Rating:
Parings: Remus/Sirius
Warnings: Slash. To those of you ignorant few, this means male/male… in a relationship.
Disclaimer: All characters/places/items belong to J.K. Rowling unless otherwise noted. This story is just a product of my own imagination and I am in no way making a profit off of it.
"Sirius?"
"Yeah, Remus?"
"What's it like to be kissed?"
"Matters…"
"On what?"
"Who the kissie is."
"Oh."
"Why do you ask?"
"I've never been kissed."
"I figured that much."
"What's the difference between the… kissies?"
"Oh, like person wise or gender wise?"
"Either. Both. I don't care."
"Well, I'll give you four examples."
"Four?"
"Two guys and one girl and the two genders."
"Oh, okay, what's the difference between boys and girls?"
"Well, you see Remmy, most blokes have a…"
"You know what I mean."
"Okay. I don't know, I guess they smell different."
"Smell different?"
"Like masculine and feminine."
"Oh, that really explains it."
"You're not too gracious, are you?"
"Come, Sirius."
"Okay, first a girly boy and a macho man."
"Wow, macho, big word for you."
"Shut up Remus."
"Fine."
"Um, Kyle and Todd."
"Which is which?"
"Huh?"
"Girly and macho."
"Oh, Kyle is the girly one."
"Okay."
"Kyle kissed softly and kind of… licked."
"Licked?"
"You're blushing Remmy."
"Just tell me what you mean."
"He didn't really use tongue in the sense, he kind of licked my tongue… and my teeth, and my lips, and the insides of my cheek and…"
"Okay, okay, I got it."
"And I think he got my tonsils one time."
"You didn't have tonsils when you were going out with him. Just continue."
"Who said I'm talking about when I went out with him?"
"…"
"Okay, I'll move on red."
"Red?"
"You're blushing a very deep color of red. Ouch, I don't appreciate getting hit!"
"Just continue… and don't call me red."
"Fine. Todd, he wanted to be in control… all teeth and tongue… and too much hands."
"How far did you get with him?"
"Too far."
"!"
"Not that far. He wanted it, but I didn't."
"Well, how far did you get?"
"He grabbed my willy."
"…"
"Well, you asked… red."
"Damnit, Siri, just on with it, what about the girls?"
"Well, girls want to seem like they could be in control, but if the ever were… I don't want to think about it."
"Um…"
"Jimena, you remember her, she wouldn't use tongue until I prompted it."
"Jimena was nice."
"Very nice."
"I didn't mean it like that."
"Oh, well."
"I'm gay, you know?"
"Yeah."
"How?"
"I saw you by the lake holding hands with that Bailey dude."
"Oh, you saw that?"
"Yeah…"
"And you remember it?"
"Vividly."
"Why?"
"I was murdersly jealous of him."
"Of Bailey?"
"Yeah. I wanted to be down there, holding your hand and leaning against you."
"Wow."
"Yeah."
"…"
"You hate me now, don't you?"
"No, I'm just thinking about how long we could've had together."
"What?"
"I'm in love with you."
"Yeah."
"Can we kiss?"
"Oy?"
"You need to demonstrate for me."
"Any day."
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